lordhenry

you don't do extasy at Twilo on a Friday. anyone who thinks they can get luvved up at an unfriendly place like that is a wanker. it ain't like clubbing in the UK in 1990, when clubbing was still for the clued up. nowadays every tom, dick and jimmy dean thinks they can be a part of something. bollocks. door people should be smart enough to spot the rookies and tell 'em, "sorry lads and lasses, not tonight".

If you really want to get on her good side call her penisless, pennyless paris, then she will let you in for free, suck your cock until your nuts fire their load and then turn you over and fuck you up your arse with a 12" strap on.

The Tunnel was shite, is shite and will be shite.

Rumors that Twilo is closed this weekend are bollocks, Sasha and Diggers will play on Friday and Junior's Saturday regular is on. Tonight Groove Armada are in the house!!!! Get down to Twilo!!!

I went to Dusted at Solas the other night. does anyone know the name of the female DJ's that played, they were great!!!! Keep it girls!!!! Pussy Power!!!!

Let the female dj's get on with it. I saw cara spinning last night and she was the bomb!!!

I agree with Parrish, we need a kick ass after hours, the kind of place where you can blow coke while your girlie blows your trumpet!!!!

Until the last record is spun

I think I know that German priest is his name Peder Fealiakk? and isn't he Dutch originally?

yea this guy is deranged, maybe I should send him a smegma sandwich for lunch, all that talk of labie have made me a bit cheesy.

Can anyone help me out. How did Frankie get his name?

yea go get him!

Hey girls, Have you ever tried viagra and ex together? My boyfriend says that I will really enjoy it. Has anyone out there tried it, I am a little scared. L-1011

yea, what is "goog" and what about June Joseph, she is quite good too!

flying can be dangerous although I find this story a bit implaussible as it happened to me some years in almost the exact set of circumstances.

I can't believe this chauvanist pig! what is he talking about. Jeannie Hopper is tops and Sandra Collins is pretty good too!

yea that is fucking wicked

Oakenfold was not actually ill, he actually suffers from a fear of flying, a bit like BA Baracas from the A-Team. Whenever he travels the lads at Perfecto have to put together an intricate plan to dupe him and it normally works. This time he caught wind of the plan, which involved a pet monkey, a tranquilizer gun and a German priest. Old Oakie took off down the road before before he was cornered by the German priest, who used to be an Olympic weight lifter for East Germany. Anyway to cut a long story short, the gang managed to bundle Oakenfold onto the plane and although a bit grogy, he will be playing tonight. The German priest will not be in attendance.

no Oakenfold is actually back on...it comes from the horses mouth...I tell you old boy

who are you? Rekha is great and Sandra Collins is great. You have a major attitude problem, are you sick?