nickijay

i swear to god though i don't think his little snake actually spit....i never wanted to say anything to him b/c i didn't want to fuck him up for life, ya know - later on when he has all these sexual hang ups b/c the babysitter used to freak out when he whipped out his willie!! ------------------ Boink like a bunny!!!

so drop trou and show me your brussels and your sprout!! ------------------ Boink like a bunny!!!

i think i can round up a buck seventyfive but you'd better be worth every penny!! oh, and i'm a big fat liar b/c when i was a wee bairn growing up in Ferryhill, Co. Durham, I saw my dad in the bath and i pointed to his willie and asked him what it was, to which he replied "brussel sprouts"!!! ------------------ Boink like a bunny!!!

but, but, but i said SMALL!!! cuz someone called me pocket-size. Who was that??? ------------------ Boink like a bunny!!!

What is the "it" that I'm "at" again??? 'splain, plz. Oh, and I use that shampoo with your name....Back to Basics raspberry almond (yummy) and now i think of you when i'm in the shower!! ------------------ Boink like a bunny!!!

YAY, you did it. Time to celebrate!! ------------------ Boink like a bunny!!!

do they have to be sweet and HOT or can they be sweet and SMALL???? S M A L L!! ------------------ Boink like a bunny!!!

ok, so i'm one of these people that love to go to all the clubs....twilo, exit, sf, vinyl....someone said the people at exit are rude???? well on friday at twilo there were more rude assholes there than any night i've been to exit. you're going to get the rude factor anywhere there's a crowd so just deal or don't go out. ------------------ Boink like a bunny!!!

i was a nanny for a little 3 year old boy years ago and he used to drop trou and whack off all the time, right in front of me. he'd be like "leave, leave"!!! he would have this tiny little boner. ugh, yeah, kids are sexually active way earlier now, it's nuts! ------------------ Boink like a bunny!!!

OK, i didn't read everyone's responses b/c it's late for me and i need to get to bed, so i apologize in advance if i'm repeating what someone's already said but here goes. first off you need to be completely happy with your own life b/f you can invite someone to share it with you b/c if you're not a happy person you're going to bring the other person down with you and it won't work out. you don't need a fella to be happy!! sure it's nice to be in a relationship and be all lovey dovey but it's not the world!! yeah, it's nice to have a hottie for sure but i'll tell you right now that the older i get, the more i realize that there's no need to put so much emphasis on looks! the last guy i really truly loved was sssoooo not my type. i thought he was the biggest, geekiest, dorkiest guy when i first met him, but i hung out with him and quickly realized how cool he was!!! i knew i was in love with him when i thought he was the hottest guy on the face of the planet and i had blinders on when i was with him!!! yeah, it's the greatest feeling in the world to be in love and be loved back, so maybe that's why it's so hard to find......i think true love is a rare commodity and you're lucky if you can find it -- it's an added bonus to what should already be your very happy life. it's what you make it, you and only you. you are responsible for your own happiness and when you're there people will feed off you. you will be attractive to all! your hottie is out there somewhere, just don't be looking or you won't find. you sound young, are you?? not saying that in a derogatory way. i just look at things so much differently now than i did 8-10 yrs ago. it's nuts!!! ok, did this even have anything to do with the subject??? bedtime for me, nighty night! oh, and ps: you have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince ( this in reference to the married dickhead ) there are tons of jerkoffs out there, male and female, just don't let yourself get jerked off!! ------------------ Boink like a bunny!!! [This message has been edited by uknjx2 (edited 11-15-2000).]

OW, how I love Exit! ------------------ Boink like a bunny!!!

hey mickey, i don't think we really talked b/c my voice was all fucked up so i couldn't really have a conversation anyway, but it was good seeing you as always....... ------------------ Boink like a bunny!!!

Is this advice for little old me??? I especially like the "throw in some Tranceport" part and you know i'm an expert ass-pincher!!! OK< i'm doing it right tonight!!! Thanks for the motivational speech! ------------------ Boink like a bunny!!!

and if you want you can e-mail me b/c pm's are a pain in the ass...UKNJ@aol.com, thanks ------------------ Boink like a bunny!!!

I don't love goatees but plenty of chiquitas do!!! I'm more attracted to a clean-shaven face!! Razor stubble is good every now and then, but that can cause nasty razor burn while making out.....ouch ------------------ Boink like a bunny!!!

I think i'm a man! ------------------ Boink like a bunny!!!

we shall all party in honor of thy birthday, especially since today, the 10th, is now tomorrow, the 11th for you, almost, and you're going to be nursing your hangover while we're in mid-celebration!!!! ------------------ Boink like a bunny!!!

b/c i'm trying to slack off but i need some guidance since work is not relenting..... ------------------ Boink like a bunny!!!

OH Jammy, have a good trip!!! Say hi to my sister and my niece and nephews for me!!! Eat some chocolate for me while you're there and when you get back you can tell me all about it and i can live vicariously through you!!! Oh, and smack some English bums while you're there, and I'm not talking homeless people!!! ------------------ Boink like a bunny!!!

i'm in!!! i figure why should this weekend be any different???? ------------------ Boink like a bunny!!!

I still have that push pop you gave me the first time i met you at s&d, it's sitting on my dresser.....i'll see you there, i've decided no wedding is going to hold me back this weekend!!! ------------------ Boink like a bunny!!!

check your pm's ------------------ Boink like a bunny!!!

and the only thing worse than being a 30 yr old loser is being a 32 yr old loser...happy b. day, porn!! ------------------ Boink like a bunny!!!

I NEVER "play" with my clutch at red lights!!! I'm a very good driver (except when i'm bumping into people)....I'd like to take this opportunity to thank each and every one of you for your valuable input....Jammy, i'm hiring you to take care of my car b/c SpoonyD said i'm sexist and i want to prove i'm not!!! Equality for women and all that shit.....Actually i trust my mechanic, he'll fix whatever's wrong. The reason i know i can trust him is the first car i ever owned was my Mom's and my Dad had done all the maintenance, etc. on it so he pretty much knew what was due to go bad on it and what was new, etc. so if my mechanic said "it needs a new......" my dad would know if he was bullshitting me or not....Plus he lets me order parts from this catalog where i can get them cheaper and he'll install them for me. It's just such a pain in the ass putting your car in the shop for a day or two.......whah, bitch, moan, bitch, moan....anyone own a body shop?? I'm willing to trade sexual favors for a new front bumper cover!! hee hee ------------------ Boink like a bunny!!!