divalicious

You know, one of the things that betrays my girlie girl image is the fact that I like to build things. There I am in all my Divalicious glory, manicure shot, hands rough and dry, hair up and scraggly, not a trace of makeup, in messy clothes... Having so much fun. And don't even get me into a Home Depot! Go figure... When I had roomies, I had to play mommy as well. I made sure the bills were paid every month for 4 1/2 years, I cooked, and I cleaned... But I figured as long as I'm going to play mommy, I would play the role to the hilt. They got chastised when they did something I wasn't having. And in doing so, I made them feel guilty for making me act like a mommy!! And you know what? It worked! ------------------ Peace Love Happiness y'all DivaliciousNYC@aol.com

...is having to take out your own garbage. Close second... If I lived with a guy, I'd always have a ready bit 'o booty. ------------------ Peace Love Happiness y'all DivaliciousNYC@aol.com

Are there ever meet-ups?? ------------------ Peace Love Happiness y'all DivaliciousNYC@aol.com

*poking head in* Sorry to interrupt fellas, but uh... Crackorn has a serious post? ------------------ Peace Love Happiness y'all DivaliciousNYC@aol.com [This message has been edited by divalicious (edited 01-19-2001).]

OK, I'm really embarrassed to tell you all this, but here goes... You know those silicon boob bra stuffers? Well, I use a silicon ass pants stuffer. There, now you all know my secret. ------------------ Peace Love Happiness y'all DivaliciousNYC@aol.com

Uh oh... ------------------ Peace Love Happiness y'all DivaliciousNYC@aol.com

Finally! A post dedicated to Crackornian Whorism... It's high time that the world knew. ------------------ Peace Love Happiness y'all DivaliciousNYC@aol.com

Am I the only one who doesn't like that stuff? I mean, it's great when you have a cold, but that's it. ------------------ Peace Love Happiness y'all DivaliciousNYC@aol.com

When I was in junior high, this guy started calling me Voodoo, and it caught on fast... Oh how I hated that. I thought that I'd get away from it when we went to high school, because the kids in my graduating class went to 3 different schools...But of course the original guy went to my high school, and the name came with him... But by then it was his name for me, and it was shortened to Voo. My Mom calls me Monsey, and my Sister calls me Mon-i-Q. ------------------ Peace Love Happiness y'all DivaliciousNYC@aol.com

OK, I'm not even going to say how long it's been for me, because I'll get yelled at... But suffice it to say, I'm about ready to fall apart, and I'm getting a bit crotchety... ------------------ Peace Love Happiness y'all DivaliciousNYC@aol.com

I'll be there with Yvette and Nicki from Fri 3/23 - Fri 3/30. We're renting a studio apartment on Ocean Dr. and flying into Ft. Lauderdale...Cost - about $550 each, leaving lots of money for partying! ------------------ Peace Love Happiness y'all DivaliciousNYC@aol.com

Oh man Crack, I just creamed my pants! If your gramps was anything like you, I'm sure some of that bud made it's way back to his house... ------------------ Peace Love Happiness y'all DivaliciousNYC@aol.com

Thanks for the R... Looks like Crackorn is a flying whore... Did that leap end in a mad belly flop? ------------------ Peace Love Happiness y'all DivaliciousNYC@aol.com

This is very serious... ------------------ Peace Love Happiness y'all DivaliciousNYC@aol.com

Glad you're better Doll... ------------------ Peace Love Happiness y'all DivaliciousNYC@aol.com

Yeha, well, I want my tweet munched... ------------------ Peace Love Happiness y'all DivaliciousNYC@aol.com

Ahahahaaa, woooo... YO, I'm going to Vinyl on Friday to "shake that ass". But I don't give up any of the cash and if you try to shake me down, you'll have to say hello to my little friend... ------------------ Peace Love Happiness y'all DivaliciousNYC@aol.com

ahahahaaaa... Yeah, I want one too... I'm told that we are missing so very much by not having one. But honestly, I think the two of us with willies would be very dangerous!!! ------------------ Peace Love Happiness y'all DivaliciousNYC@aol.com

I mean the head is only trying to look out, but the heart has its own agenda, and just won't be swayed. But most times the heart should have listened, and was kicking itself for being so stubborn. Well, I hope my heart knows what it's doing this time, because my head is trying real hard to get through, but my heart isn't hearing it... ------------------ Peace Love Happiness y'all DivaliciousNYC@aol.com

Yah Mama, and I even responded. ------------------ Peace Love Happiness y'all DivaliciousNYC@aol.com

Oh, I have a lot of steam to blow off!! ------------------ Peace Love Happiness y'all DivaliciousNYC@aol.com

Oooh, that widdu baby is sooooo cute! ------------------ Peace Love Happiness y'all DivaliciousNYC@aol.com

I knew a guy who used a chicken cutlet. I could lend you a hand every now and again if you'd like...Because I'm such a good friend. ------------------ Peace Love Happiness y'all DivaliciousNYC@aol.com

Yeah, I got that Red Bull copy cat drink at Exit and it was nasty! I'm glad good ol Twilo still has it, I love that stuff! I can believe that Exit and SF would sell the imitation stuff to make more cash... Those greedy bastards... But I still can't stay away from them! ------------------ Peace Love Happiness y'all DivaliciousNYC@aol.com

I went to Exit this past weekend and they've stopped serving it... I don't know why, maybe because of the drama around it? ------------------ Peace Love Happiness y'all DivaliciousNYC@aol.com