lavkrap

damn dollabill, aren't we the big fan?! lol nat, you know i like that show. zach with his huge-ass cell phone in class ordering pizza, haha. what's up kid? i am exhausted, just had 2 1/2 hrs of sleep, i'm dying. -kathy ------------------ things to see, people to do... hehe lavkrap@aol.com

ooopsie, posted twice [This message has been edited by lavkrap (edited 09-22-2000).]

ok this was reeeeeally embarrasing when it happened, which was when i was in the 3rd grade in catholic school. here we go: in my school we wore uniforms (really nasty plaid skirts w/white buttoned-down shirts, yuck). anyway, the whole class goes to the bathroom at the same time. so while the boys go, the girls wait in line just outside the door, and vice-versa. sooooooo, i went to the bathroom, went to a stall, did my biz, washed & dried my hands, then walked outside & headed over to the water fountain, while i bent over to take a sip of water; ALLLLL the boys started cracking up!!! i turned around, and they were all staring at me.... i was like, WTF?? then my friend runs over to me and... pulls my skirt out of my panty hose!!! my whole fucking backside was hanging out & i bent over to top it all off!! God, i was horrified that day!! ------------------ things to see, people to do... hehe lavkrap@aol.com

artful, you're silly ------------------ things to see, people to do... hehe lavkrap@aol.com

WHAT!!! KEN IS GAY?!?!? WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN? i always thought he was ------------------ things to see, people to do... hehe lavkrap@aol.com

lol **do the bumpity-bump** ------------------ things to see, people to do... hehe lavkrap@aol.com

while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored, and the Future is in deep shit. sad but true ------------------ things to see, people to do... hehe lavkrap@aol.com

A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now we've caught you and we're going to use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you can choose how to die." The Frenchman says, "I take ze sword." The chief gives him a sword. The Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and runs himself through. The Englishman says, "A pistol for me please." The chief gives him a pistol. The Englishman points it at his head and says, "God save the queen!" and shoots himself. The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork." The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over. The chief asks, "My God, what are you doing?" And the New Yorker responds, "So much for your damn canoe!" ------------------ things to see, people to do... hehe lavkrap@aol.com

A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of drinkin' fools. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back." The room is quiet and no one takes of the Texan's offer. One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?", asks the Irishman. The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back. The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits down in amazement. The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?". The Irishman replies, "Oh...I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first". ------------------ things to see, people to do... hehe lavkrap@aol.com

i saw bjork at 'tibet freedom concert' a few years ago... she was aaaaaahhhhh! just all aroung wonderful experience. ------------------ things to see, people to do... hehe lavkrap@aol.com

that is sooooo not nice... but funny as hell!! ------------------ things to see, people to do... hehe lavkrap@aol.com

i love yous guys!! please don't stop! lol ------------------ things to see, people to do... hehe lavkrap@aol.com

whats the album title? i love bjork ------------------ things to see, people to do... hehe lavkrap@aol.com

that's right.... we kick everybody's assss! hehe ------------------ things to see, people to do... hehe lavkrap@aol.com

what's wrong?!!? nobody likes my jokes?? ****bumping**** ------------------ things to see, people to do... hehe lavkrap@aol.com

Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when a cow ran in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the cow was killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened. About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and smiling happily. "What happened?" asked Hillary. "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar, and their beautiful daughter made mad passionate love to me." "My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary. The driver replied: "I'm Hillary Clinton's driver, and I just killed the cow." ------------------ things to see, people to do... hehe lavkrap@aol.com

that's cool ------------------ things to see, people to do... hehe lavkrap@aol.com

i go to steinway billiards all the time.... y'know they have a arcade in the back? ------------------ things to see, people to do... hehe lavkrap@aol.com

PYRAMID on ave A D&B, jungle night and it's just $5 i mihgt actually go tonight, not sure though -kathy ------------------ things to see, people to do... hehe lavkrap@aol.com

welcome blueangela!! have fun.... but not too much, cuz you won't get ANY work done, hehe ------------------ things to see, people to do... hehe lavkrap@aol.com

papagallos, bora bora, next, whatever the fuck it's called will always be for kids who are just starting to go to clubs & can't get in any clubs in the city. ie. 14-17yr olds. and for older men trying to hook up with some 15yr old virgin. just my opinion ------------------ things to see, people to do... hehe lavkrap@aol.com

krash is a gay club with an excellent sound system, and pretty good dj that plays hiphop, salsa, jungle, house. it's not bad to start your night off. hope that helps... any other opinions cuz i haven't been in a while?? ------------------ things to see, people to do... hehe lavkrap@aol.com

hrumff... ok, i forgive you! ------------------ things to see, people to do... hehe lavkrap@aol.com

any AUDI (except the TT) because i think audis are beautiful and a GMC YUKON for my off-road expeditions. i don't like ferraris or lamborghinis, they are not smooth enough, though a classic jaguar would be sweeeeet! ------------------ things to see, people to do... hehe lavkrap@aol.com

i live three blocks from the park & no i don't hang out at the park, too many bugs, 13yr old kids, etc. ------------------ things to see, people to do... hehe lavkrap@aol.com [This message has been edited by lavkrap (edited 09-20-2000).]