montynyop

I dropped 1 and a half Mitsubishi's at an office christmas party. And then this BigWig in my company drunk and coked off his rocker tried to drag me and this chubby chick into his limo for a threesome! The mofo actually even said , "do you wanna get fucking fired?!". I booked as soon as I had a chance and spent the rest of the nite in SF getting a kick out of the midgets dressed as Oompa Loompas... or maybe as Christmas Elves??? The real kicker is the asshole didn't even remember it on Monday. COKE IS BAD!!!

it's signs of the coming apocalypse... -JuiceHeads -Then a 40 foot Moby modeling Jeans on a building on Houston -And Spooky being a Hi 5 at 9 on Z-100 (ok, so this didn't happen but ya neva know)

Smiley: That's precisely why everyone should be concerned. It worries the fuck outta me that i don't know if he was doing speedballs all nite or if he was rolling on a pill and a half that he got off someone he didn't know