misskittie

I'm supposed to be picking a winner now I see.....this is real hard so Im going to allow myself more time suspense sux dont it. ------------------ "shes says, "come on grow old with me, they say the best is yet to be. i ask you to hold my hand, put your arm around me, help me understand. dependence is new to me. completeness, a wonder to see. something comes inside of me, and i,i have never felt so free. i'll tell you once, i can't do it again i love you more then i can comprehend." this was an independent girl - Erin Mckeown

anyone have the video tape??? xoxo kAt (and ppl say *I'm* the scandelous one) ------------------ "shes says, "come on grow old with me, they say the best is yet to be. i ask you to hold my hand, put your arm around me, help me understand. dependence is new to me. completeness, a wonder to see. something comes inside of me, and i,i have never felt so free. i'll tell you once, i can't do it again i love you more then i can comprehend." this was an independent girl - Erin Mckeown lol

Say what???? ------------------ ~~~~~yup yup~~~~~ "AllEged bOyfRiend sTEalEr" lol

Hmm maybe Im wrong but Im pretty positive that my friends get it. One of them had it just last month even. They get the TOKKYO crap too but mostly Ive seen them cookin up yellow label liq's. ------------------ ~~~~~yup yup~~~~~ "AllEged bOyfRiend sTEalEr" lol

I'm livin' right there with ya baby...hate to think those dayZ have gone by.... xoxo kAt ------------------ ~~~~~yup yup~~~~~ "AllEged bOyfRiend sTEalEr" lol

OMG!!!! I cant believe you went there...lmfaooooooo (cant beleieve you even remember that one) xoxo kAt ------------------ ~~~~~yup yup~~~~~ "AllEged bOyfRiend sTEalEr" lol

me too~ ------------------ ~~~~~yup yup~~~~~ "AllEged bOyfRiend sTEalEr" lol

Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband > > > > rolling around in pain on > > > > the ground? > > > > A. Shoot him again. > > > > > > > > Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung? > > > > A. When you can just barely slip your finger in > > > > between his neck and the > > > > noose. > > > > > > > > Q. What do you call the useless piece of skin on the > > > > end of a man's penis? > > > > A. His body. > > > > > > > > Q. Why do little boys whine? > > > > A. Because they're practicing to be men. > > > > > > > > Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light > > > > bulb? > > > > A. One - he just holds it up there and waits for the > > > > world to revolve > > > > around him. > > > > > > > > Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light > > > > bulb? > > > > A. Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to > > > > listen to him brag about > > > > the screwing part. > > > > > > > > Q. What do you call a handcuffed man? > > > > A. Trustworthy. > > > > > > > > Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed > > > > gasping for breath and > > > > calling your name? > > > > A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. > > > > > > > > Q. Why do doctors slap babies butts right after > > > > they're born? > > > > A. To knock the penises off the smart ones. > > > > > > > > Q. Why do men name their penises? > > > > A. Because they don't like the idea of having a > > > > stranger make 90% of their > > > > decisions. > > > > > > > > Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize > > > > one egg? > > > > A. Because not one will stop and ask directions. > > > > > > > > Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their > > > > males after mating? > > > > A. To stop the snoring before it starts. > > > > > > > > Q: What's the best way to kill a man? > > > > A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. > > > > Then tell him to pick only one. > > > > > > > > Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the > > > > toilet? > > > > A: Because it helps them remember which end they > > > > need to wipe. > > > > > > > > Q: What is the difference between men and women... > > > > A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. > > > > A man wants > > > > every woman to satisfy his one need. > > > > > > > > Q: How does a man keep his youth? > > > > A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds. > > > > > > > > Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your > > > > e-mail? > > > > A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals" BTW - My mommy sent this to me. What a wack job that lady is... ------------------ ~~~~~yup yup~~~~~ "AllEged bOyfRiend sTEalEr" lol

Oh wow~ A woman after my heart!!! I LOVEEEEE PINEAPPLE!!! looks like I may be stopping the bidding there! xoxo kAt ------------------ ~~~~~yup yup~~~~~ "AllEged bOyfRiend sTEalEr" lol

it's all pOOh's fault though. xoxo kAt ------------------ ~~~~~yup yup~~~~~ "AllEged bOyfRiend sTEalEr" lol

Its gone..... ------------------ ~~~~~yup yup~~~~~ "AllEged bOyfRiend sTEalEr" lol

Momma always tells me "never say never" baby. ------------------ ~~~~~yup yup~~~~~ "AllEged bOyfRiend sTEalEr" lol

You're kidding right?? I dont know whats worse... 1. Knowing it was played on KTU or 2. Knowing tyco listens to KTU xoxo kAt ------------------ ~~~~~yup yup~~~~~ "AllEged bOyfRiend sTEalEr" lol [This message has been edited by misskittie (edited 04-23-2001).]

Im down - of course xoxo kAt ------------------ ~~~~~yup yup~~~~~ "AllEged bOyfRiend sTEalEr" lol

hmm I *am* single >innocent giggle< xoxo kAt ------------------ ~~~~~yup yup~~~~~ "AllEged bOyfRiend sTEalEr" lol

The clubplanet logo changed???? I just refreshed my screen and up pops the new one... Its not just me right??? xoxo kAt ------------------ ~~~~~yup yup~~~~~ "AllEged bOyfRiend sTEalEr" lol

That could possibly work but I think they would require a doctor's note supporting and proving this. Im sure theres a way around it just need to really think one up. And Nick...sorry about the jury duty. Its really not that bad if you get stuck going. Just bring a prono in and read that all day...lol xoxo kAt ------------------ ~~~~~yup yup~~~~~ "AllEged bOyfRiend sTEalEr" lol

hmm Im not sure if your creativity can top the mill in fruit. ------------------ ~~~~~yup yup~~~~~ "AllEged bOyfRiend sTEalEr" lol

I may be mistaken but I heard youre really not allowed to say that you are racist anymore. Ill have to check with my mom about this again and get back to you... xoxo kAt ------------------ ~~~~~yup yup~~~~~ "AllEged bOyfRiend sTEalEr" lol

anything as long as it involves the fruit~ ------------------ ~~~~~yup yup~~~~~ "AllEged bOyfRiend sTEalEr" lol

I moisturize constantly. I havent had any complaints when rubbin up against someone...lol j/k Nah But Im careful. My skin is quite smooth and I take care of myself the best I can. xoxo kAt ------------------ ~~~~~yup yup~~~~~ "AllEged bOyfRiend sTEalEr" lol

9:00 pm tonight (4-23-01) Make it good....I got a lot of plans for this fruit damn it~ xoxo kAt ------------------ ~~~~~yup yup~~~~~ "AllEged bOyfRiend sTEalEr" lol

I know can you believe it, believe it or not I had a good time at SF, it surprised me, Id go again...but dont worry Twilo is always number 1 for me, ill be there on friday....tequila joes was fun too, good place to go get wacked and bug out, even though its in jersey...all in all I had a great weekend..... Yea it was all b/c Steph and I were there. (how come I dont see you online Mister???) xoxo kAt ------------------ ~~~~~yup yup~~~~~ "AllEged bOyfRiend sTEalEr" lol

Its okay hon....we're all here for you... xoxo kAt ------------------ ~~~~~yup yup~~~~~ "AllEged bOyfRiend sTEalEr" lol

I go tanning everyday now. During the winter months I only go once a week. Now I gotta get that roasted honey nut look though. xoxo kAt ------------------ ~~~~~yup yup~~~~~ "AllEged bOyfRiend sTEalEr" lol