davidstone

Because that's the only car that can hoist all 6 billion megatons of your mayonaisse and twinkie-rich frame without deflating into a lifeless mass of scrap metal under your atomic buttcrack less interneting and more heavy-lifting ================================ AND ON THE SEVENTH DAY GOD FLEXXED ================================

You can't even see over your own man-tits nevermind reach your arms out far enough to hold anything more than a twinkie. stop lying and start dieting you fat slouch. David ================= FLEXIN' TO THE OLDIES =================

then let's see YOU bring it you queer mess

I KNOW THAT TRUST ME. (and she'll actually let you nut on her face if you dote on her)

no, no, Counter-Strike is mad gay and geared strictly towards uni-balled faggots like yourself and phonk who do nothing all day but sit around and troll gamers.com and exchange video game tips while eating tubs of Breyers and staeling porn/xxx website passwords. jump out of your window immediately

When are you counter-striking your balls to somebitch's face. I know you're trying to get all up in that.

im talking about a different julieK (doesnt do smack). Is there anything I can do to keep you, my good man, from slipping into a Pringles/Funions/Battle.net/Transformers addiction (I was too late with joeg who can no longer leave his house (the Astrodome)) help me help you, David

I met this troll cunt named JulieK on friendster -- my life's been hell since

People want to know but are too afraid to ask so I'll be the first:

hopefully fucking never. The real question to be asked is when is Sheldon Romero starting hsi live set for this friday -- my ears are bleeding and i need something fresh =================== NEXT STOP . .. FLEXVILLE =================== Spragga < the whitest black man you will ever know

Stop telling everyone your the infamous porn-star "Wesley Pipes" -- its old and no one's buying it. I thought your'e better than that

Spragga Johnson , would you please, please leave me the fuck alone and continue to drone about your miserable upstate existence by yourself

You would sink a plane before it ever took off you fat slob And get a fucking job for christ sakes --sucking jaysea's cock does not constitute an internship Get your act together -- you make me sick. D. Stone =========================================== WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH, THE TOUGH GO FLEX ===========================================

how do you feel about your g/f slutting herself on her own website just wonderin, David

yea you can come over and clean my dishes this weekend. They've been piling up on me like crazy. thanks in advance, David Stone

you're all morons. she's not asian for fucks sakes she's philipino. racist pigs -david btw, I heard nothing but 55 octane diesel flows from your snatch -- any truth to this or should I just be covering my ears? -- let me know!

cmon, sister -- there's no way in hell you could press charges for impersonation of someone else in a sig, but , if you CAN then pm for this 'great' lawyer -- apparently there's another naughtbabe who's using a CARTOON of all things to depict my otherwise stunning appearance. thanks your queerness Mr. Stone RIP >>> Mobile Mart on 12th ave

hey rock, have you figured out how to spin 'virtually' using mp3s and a colecovision or have you started walking the path of vinyl? concered, Mr. Stone p.s. I would split rach's ass in half -- nice catch!

Hey welcome to CP man. .. watch out for that slob phonx, especially when he's hungry, and definitely steer clear of the czech queer "smokesum[cock]" peace!!

yo whats up party people chitown in the house!!

anyone know when www.twofatkids.com is debuting and when we will finally get to see joeg and phuturephunk playing in each others' urine and flinging number two at each other? either that or a free daniellalee.com username/pass would be accepted. thanks party people

joeg was on the bleachers eating himself and then laughing out loud in a demonic tone saying that one day he will dutch-oven Factory and then eat the remains

everyone prior to the very post that you're reading now would stab themselves in the eyeballs and finish their own lives. This place is sad sad sad. ================== UNUM FLEXUS PLURIBUS ==================

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you poor dumb stupid boy http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=judgement Maybe you johnathony and lillizzy can hang out this summer and enroll in Princeton Review's SAT (SPELLING APTITUDE TEST) Prep class and drool about 7-figure salaries with your big retarded tongues hanging outside your mouths ================================= EF-EL-EE-EX (WHO CARES HOW ITS SPELLED) =================================