njguido69

Hey dumbass, I drive a Monte Carlo, that was my brother Vito with the I-Rock Z28, I think he was doing shots of G while driving down the strip.

You should only mix G and Steroids. Then you flex.

You miss my nuts on your chin.

I don't understand what is so funny. Well gotta go oil up and flex...oh wait it's dark out. Maybe just flex then.

Yo what the fuck, you told me you were going to squeeze my ass when I was doing squats & be my workout, flex, GHB buddy. Now you want to meet Temptkid ? I'll squeeze your tiny head like I squeeze the gigantic zitz on my neck.

See these muscles.

Don't let me catch you making fun of Relentless again. I'll squeeze your head like I squeeze the zits on my back.

I'll meet you in the bathroom as soon as Denny starts playing Zombie Nation. I like to water myself down too. I don't have any "test" but I do have D-Bol, we can stick needles in each other while washing down bumps of K with some GHB. You can't miss me. My nose will walk through the door 10 minutes before me. See you Saturday.

MY kind of crowd. I love John Gotti and other gangsters. I want to be one too but my muscles and my nose are too big.

Junior ? As in Junior Soprano ? It's his Birthday ? How do you know that ? The new season doesn't start till March. You are a liar.

Made me flex and do bumps off my huge bicep.

Oh. I guess I'm kinda dumb. Instead of studying and paying attention I watched Good Fellas, the Sopranos, and other various mob movies.

Tony is my real name.

My name is Tony, I have a fake tan and a tribal band tattoo around my huge bicep, my nose is so big Pinnochio is jealous. I wear 20 lbs of silver on my neck. I will be doing G while flexing and I will be blocking the stairs at Factory. So if you see an annoying bloated juiced up jackass, stop by and say hello.

Nice to meet you. My name is Tony, eventhough I live in suburban N.J.I speak with a Brooklyn accent. I have a fake tan and a tribal band tattoo around my huge bicep, my nose is so big Pinnochio is jealous. My favorite clubs are Sound Garden in Lodi, Drama in Fairview, I also go to Exit, Hunka Bunka, DJais, Tempts and Club Abyss. My favorite cologne is Drakkar, I drive a Monte Carlo, my favorite song is Relentless. I wear 20 lbs of silver on my neck. I only date girls named Michele, Danielle, Lisa and Nichole. My hobbies include working out, flexing, tanning, doing G while working out, flexing and tanning. I go into roid rages and beat my women and then claim I don't remember. My dream is to open a club just for Jersey Guidos called Flex. Wanna be my work out buddy ??

Nice to meet you. My name is Tony, eventhough I live in suburban N.J.I speak with a Brooklyn accent. I have a fake tan and a tribal band tattoo around my huge bicep, my nose is so big Pinnochio is jealous. My favorite clubs are Sound Garden in Lodi, Drama in Fairview, I also go to Exit, Hunka Bunka, Tempts and Club Abyss. My favorite cologne is Drakkar, I drive a Monte Carlo, my favorite song is Relentless. I wear 20 lbs of silver on my neck. I only date girls named Michele, Danielle, Lisa and Nichole. My hobbies include working out, flexing, tanning, doing G while working out, flexing and tanning. I go into roid rages and beat my women and then claim I don't remember. My dream is to open a club just for Jersey Guidos called Flex. Wanna be my work out buddy ??