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stardo, neena, piro, trickdaddy and notallthere.....did i forget anyone? i'm looking forward to hanging out again. next time, my hair will be back to it's original brunette color. I was impressed with riverstreet myself. the last time i was there the music was not great and it was kinda dead.....this time i had a really, really good time! thanks to the new people doing the party.......who's going this friday?

> ......this is probably old >Author Unknown > >Belmar Vs. Seaside > >This is clearly a very sensitive topic that has been avoided up until this >point in time, but I feel it must be addressed once and for all, and who >better to address it than I. > >In the past, we've both witnessed and engaged in battles such as "Guidos >vs. Preps", "D&G vs. Abercrombie", "Red bull n' Vodka vs. Coors Light" and >even "NJ Shore vs. Hamptons", but this battle quite possibly represents the >fiercest competition of all time. The significance behind this match-up is >quite simple: the nation's two elite guido communities concentrated in >central NJ from Memorial Day to Labor Day separated by a mere 16 exits on >the NJ Parkway going head to head in a battle that will decide who deserves >the Guido rights to the NJ Shore. As the stakes on the line here are quite >significant to say the very least, I am aware of the potential unrest this >will ignite within our guido community. Therefore, I must stress the fact >that each are world class competitors and deserve to be treated as such,so >please be respectful b/c we are each blood guidos and guidettes. > >This battle will be judged on 6 different categories that are most >essential to a guido's/guidette's summer, and each competitor will be >awarded a score between 1-10, 10 being the highest. The scores will then be >summed in order to arrive at the NJ Shore Master. I'm so excited right now >that my fist is pumping involuntarily out of control!!! The categories >include: Best Beach,Biggest Juice Heads, Hottest Guidette Monsters, Best >Happy Hour, Best Clubs and last but not least, Best Chances of Getting >Laid. For the record, >Headliner's will be included in the Belmar corner, and Surf Club in >Seaside's. > >Best Beach >This will probably be the easiest category to judge. From its soft sand and >clean water to its densely populated guido and guidette incumbants who are >for the most part in their 20s, and from its stereos pumping the latest >guido trax to the likelihood of running into every person you ever >sleptwith, Belmar takes this category by a landslide...a solid 10. Seaside >beaches are packed with a bunch of low-lives, most of whom don't even have >green cards let >alone US citizenship, and these low-lives are eitherfamilies or little >scumbag teenagers with no muscularity or gel in their hair hoping to find >some change or left-over pizza in the sand, and laterspend time practicing >pathetic tricks on their skateboards along the disgustingly filthy >boardwalk. The beach in Ortley that surrounds Surf Club is the only reason >Seaside scored a 7 in this category, but even Surf Club couldn't make up >for the trash its neighboring beach populates...what a shame. > >Biggest Juice Heads >The results of this category will even things up on the playing field. >WhileI've seen my share of absolute beasts walking in Belmar and hanging >out in DJAIS, I'm dumbfounded every summer by the amount of steroid freaks >hangingout in Surf Club, but especially at Tempts. I've actually noticed >someguidos walking around with syringes still insereted in the fourth >quadrantof their glutes on several occasions at Tempts...one time I even >saw a >guidette monster with one still in her who was shooting up Winstrol!!! >Seaside 10, Belmar 7. > >Hottest Guidette Monsters >This is clearly a very controversial category. DJAIS is always packed with >NJ, Staten Island and Long Islang guidette monsters on Fridays >nights,Saturdays for Happy Hour and Sundays for both Happy hour and late >night,andHeadliner's clearly populates quite a number of these sex beasts >on Saturday nights. These two match up almost evenly to Surf Club and >Tempts, but >I'm leaning more towards Seaside in this category, especially b/c of other >places like Excess and even Bamboo and Bermuda Club, although the pickings >are quite slim here usually. Seaside simply attracts a bigger crowd of >guidette monsters, so the number of hot sex beasts will clearly be >more...in other words, there's a larger quantity of quality guidettes in >Seaside than Belmar, but it's definitely a close call. Seaside 10, Belmar >8. > > >Best Happy Hour >Even my dad knows the brand name and reputation DJAIS brings to the table >when it comes to Happy Hour. Whether you're indulging in the free buffet >and half-price drinks on Friday from 5-9 while watching a bunch of dumb >sluts and gay guido wanna beez perform kareoke on stage, or half-priced >drinks and reduced admission on Saturday from 3-7, or most importantly the >Sunday happy hour that prepares you for the outrageous number of strippers >and hard core guidette monsters that will show up later in the evening, >DJAIS is by far a leader in the Happy Hour industry. Surf Club is not to be >judged lightly, b/c it attracts quite a crowd of sex monsters and juiced up >guidos without necks to enhance the atmosphere, but DJAIS takes the putang >pie here...not to mention the fact that when the weather's shitty, DJAIS is >still >good, while Surf Club usually is not...main reason is that the guidettes >prefer the enclosure and protection from the rain that DJAIS' offers in >order to prevent their layers of make-up and sparkles from >running...whatever it takes for you monsters to look good, just do it. >Belmar 10, Seaside 9. > >Best Clubs >While DJAIS and Headliner (notice I won't even mention BAR-A...I'm >embarrassed of its existence!!!) offer great music, awesome atmosphere, >tons of hot guidette monsters and a very close proximity/walking distance >to 3 brothers pizza and your house no matter what street it's on (I've done >the hotel-behind-Headliner's walk of shame back to my house in Belmar on >several occassions...those fuckin' cabs just wouldn't stop for a shirtless >guido at 10am!!!), Seaside just overwhelms the competition...staying open a >few extra hours doesn't hurt either!!! You're garruanteed a sick night >whether you go to Surf Club then Tempts, or just straight up Tempts on any >given Saturday night, and Sundays as well. The energy, music, 4am closing >and atmosphere including some of the best built guidos and guidettes you'll >ever meet is a complete trip...there's just nothing like it except for SF >in the tri-state area, let the entire country (in terms of worldwide, Ibiza >clubs put it >toshame, but that's another topic). Additionally, all of the juice head >guidomonsters that want to show off and flex their pecs and lats all night >can do so without the confines of shirts...it can get quite disgusting when >you're dripping with other guidos sweat, but it's part of the whole >experience. Seaside 10, Belmar 9. > > >Best Chance of Getting Laid >Just as the tides were beginning to turn in favor of Seaside, Belmar comes >back with a strong performance in this category. Without a doubt, you have >a much better chance of getting laid in Belmar than Seaside. The primary >reason involves the close proximity of happy hour and nightlife to your >house...I can't even count the number of times I've taken guidettes back to >my house mid-way through a DJAIS happy hour, banged the shit out of >them,kicked them out, jumped in the shower, and then pregamed for >night-time,which also tended to result in me taking home or going back to >some beasts house for a night of slaying, biting, screaming and >releasing...if I really liked her, even spooning at times. Secondly, the >level of music is loud but not to the extent you'll experience at Tempts >which destroys any chance of having a decent conversation with one of these >beasts, unless you're >into the screaming at the top of your lungs thing. Finally, the way the >houses are laid out and frequent house parties throughout the day make it >incredibly easy to meet a substantial number of sex monsters in the >morning,afternoon or evening, which allows you to establish yourself as the >mid-day or late night booty call master, always guaranteeing yourself some >ass. Belmar 10, Seaside 7. > > >BELMAR WINS, BELMAR WINS, BELMAR WINS!!! As suspected, it was close, >but Belmar pulled it off by 1 and as a result has been awarded the title >and all of the rights connected and pertaining to THE NJ SHORE MASTER!!!

YES - FOR CHEERLEADING:bounce:

26 TODAY! WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO TONIGHT TO START OFF THE CELEBRATION?

Last summer, exactly at this time, in Italy everyone (girls and guys) were wearing white pants! and it looked fabulous! the big trend last summer was red and white. a lot of people with either red pants/white top or white pants/red top.... i loved it. it was definitely sexy.....oh and in linen .....very nice

I like this one the best, too! That's talent.

.........or in Saturday Night Fever

Well, if you're looking for something a little more quiet go to Madison Ave. cafe, it's on the corner of Washington and I think 10 th. the only thing is that I've never been there past 11:30 so I don't know how packed it gets later

100%

good lounges------Rodeo and also Green Man Lounge, it's on the corner of 14th and Willow.......good luck!

Sorry.....but THAT was not an underground rave........

I didn't know that anyone else on this board even knew/remembered the full moons----they were the best--------and they'll never be back!

first city club---------Limelight-----seven years ago

it was good when it was mirage......then when it was carbon it was still good for a little while ..........then the crowd just became ugly........but the architecture is definitely and completely different..last year the first night at exit....i got there at 9-9:30PM. we were the first 20 people to get there..........walked in........no one there yet and I couldn't believe how different it was but I loved it.......it'll never be like the first night ever again

hey nightcrawler.........if she's playing hard to get, then you do the same, and if she cares about YOU and realizes she may lose you then she'll come around .......you seem like a nice guy so don't worry about it

how many pills is your blue guy eating?

aaaaaaww! that was cute! (but only when your a little girl)

can't handle it........way too funny!

juiceboy and njguido69.............toooooo funny! lol =)'hook a guido up' hehehe

I agree with nikilina and india22!

I don't know.....my friends are talking about the San Genarro's feast tonight and then maybe afterwards........what can I say to convince them to go?

ok thanks........but from holland tunnel, how do I get there? I see you're not going to be around tonight........

what street is vinyl on?

hey.....my father goes to his cafe's and social clubs too! they probably know each other, but he's not involved........knows a lot of people for like 40 years .......he never got involved and those guys respected him for that!

I agree with Iliana.........sometimes you can't tell, actually alot of times you can't tell.......and its not something that they talk about...........someone the other day said something about me or my father being in the mafia because I'm sicilian and it was loud and in public....I didn't like that, it was embarassing.......but never ask the wrong person