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A little licking to keep the boss ticking!!! Or you could do the George Costanza thing and make up donation cards to a fake organization. Sorry...if I come up with anything better I'll let you know... ------------------ "The world is a better place because of those who refuse to believe they can't fly."

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EXIT has ALWAYS been commercial....the only thing that has changed is that the got a hold of your address. ------------------ "The world is a better place because of those who refuse to believe they can't fly."

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Richie Santana (used to spin at Exit) is gonna be there on TG eve. ------------------ "The world is a better place because of those who refuse to believe they can't fly."

go to Centro Fly...always a safe bet for Thursdays. ------------------ "The world is a better place because of those who refuse to believe they can't fly."

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I dont know who you are...but I saw that you responded to my Beer post with LMFAO and it was your 100th post...I am honored that I made it possible for you to reach clubber status..... ------------------ "The world is a better place because of those who refuse to believe they can't fly."

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A man and a woman are sitting side by side at a bar getting really wasted. They are both really depressed. The man asks the woman why she's so down and she replies, "My husband left me because he said I was too kinky in bed." "What a coincidence!" he said, "My wife just left me. She said I was too kinky in bed too." So they start talking and they find that they have much in common so they decide to go to the woman's apartment and have kinky sex. When they arrive at her apartment, she tells him she needs a few minutes so she can slip into something more comfortable. She comes out of the bathroom with a tight, black leather outfit with a whip, handcuffs, a strap-on cock, and a 12 inch studded dildo. Then she hurries into the kitchen and comes out with tabasco sauce, whipped cream, and a rolling pin. Then she notices that the man is putting on his coat and is walking towards the door. "What's going on?", she asks. "I thought you wanted to get kinky?" He turns around and says, "I just fucked your dog and shit in your purse. I'm all done." ------------------ "The world is a better place because of those who refuse to believe they can't fly."

A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton. Advantage: Beer Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does not. Advantage: Pussy If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted. Advantage: Pussy 24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in. Advantage: Pussy Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer. Advantage: Pussy If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible. Advantage: Beer If you come home smelling like beer, your wife may get mad. If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad. Advantage: Beer 6 beers in a night and you better not drive. 6 pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you need. Advantage: Pussy Buy too much beer and you will get fat. Buy too much pussy and you will get poor. Advantage: Pussy It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game. You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game. Advantage: Pussy If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going to get a breathalyzer. If a cop smells pussy on your breath, you are going to get a high five. Advantage: Pussy With beer, bigger is better. Advantage: Beer Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable. Advantage: Beer Pussy can make you see God. Beer can make you see the porcelain god. Advantage: Pussy If you think all day about the next pussy you will have, you are normal. If you think all day about your next beer, you are an alcoholic. Advantage: Pussy Peeling labels off of beers is fun. Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun. Advantage: Pussy If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired. If you try to snag a pussy at work, you get hit with sexual harassment. Advantage: Pussy If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break. If you suddenly drop a pussy, it may hunt you down like the dog you are. Advantage: Beer If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly have you back. Advantage: Beer The best pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it. Advantage: Pussy The worst pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it. Advantage: Beer Bad beer: Schlitz, PBR, Old Swill. Bad pussy: Roseann, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright. Advantage: Pussy Good pussy: Almost all but the above. Advantage: Pussy The government taxes beer. Advantage: Pussy It's a close call, but the numbers never lie. Advantage: Pussy ------------------ "The world is a better place because of those who refuse to believe they can't fly."

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Does anyone go to Shine? I was there last night..the DJ from Everything But The Girl was spinning...I always forget his fuckin name...but he spun some really chill deep house. It seems that Shine has been getting some pretty good dj's recently...especially on Monday/Wednesday nights and its def. an off-beat place to hang out...much different than the "usual" NY scene. ------------------ "The world is a better place because of those who refuse to believe they can't fly."

oh shit...how'd that happen...read the MIDDLE paragraph of my last post..sorry for the confusion... ------------------ "The world is a better place because of those who refuse to believe they can't fly."

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see my sig....... ------------------ "The world is a better place because of those who refuse to believe they can't fly." + + makes me