luigi_scarpini

I don't know about boinkin like a bunny, but I sure as fawkin hell like to boink you's like a fawkin jack hammer. How's about it babe, I'll give ya's one of my world famous "Luigi-tounge-colonics". Luigi ----------------------------- m O o S e K n U c K l e . . .

Schwingie YOU FAWKIN ROCK!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for the props, baby! I'm Glad I decided to check the fawkin board today! Punky, welcome to the board. We gotta fawkin meet-up sometime. I seen your pic. Your easy on the eyes and hard on the pickle if you's catch my fawkin drift. I hang out at all the fawkin clubs, Vinyl, Twilo, you name it. You's can usually spot me out easily cause everywhere I fawkin go I carry a set of "binocs" around my neck. Those are for scopin out the C A M E L T O E. I would love to see you in a pair of boot cut lycra stretch pants that have been spinnin around in the dryer on the "high heat" cycle for about 45 minutes so's I can get an idea of what kind of P A N T I E B A C O N you's is haulin'. I'm peggin you for a "neat-and-tucked" type but I won't hold that against you (I'll probably try to hold somethin eles against you). Even though I prefer a nice beefy set of M E A T C U R T A I N Z, Luigi don't fawkin discriminate on the T A C O S A L A D S. Luigi aims to fawkin please. Again, Schwingie, YOU FAWKIN ROCK!!!!!!! And S P O O N Y D, if you's is readin this, YOU FAWKIN ROCK TOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Luigi ------------------------------ cAmElToEtAcOsAlAdMeAtCuRtAiNz

I have a fear of intamacy.... ...oops, I'm sorry I meant "impotency". Luigi Scarpini

I gave the bulk of my fawkin rent money to an "exotic dancer" at lunch today for a half a dozen lap dances and a real nice hand job. Just had to get that off my chest guys, thanks for listening. I feel unburdened now. Luigi Scarpini ------------------------ m O oSe Kn Uc Kle ...

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Nice fawkin canz! Luigi "passmeafawkinkleenex" Scarpini

911- someone please ID this C A M E L T O E

CORRECTION: S P O O N Y D FAWKIN ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...DaVe back!!!!!!!!!!! Welcome back DaVe, as always YOU FAWKIN ROCK!!!!!! How was Asia baby, did you's get a chance to check out one of those "geesha" houses? Luigi ------------------------ pUrVeYeRoFpAnTiEbAcOn...

Alright guys, I know from reading the posts this mornin' that alot of you's was at Twilo this past Friday and somebody here has gotta be able to help me ID a M O O S E K N U C K L E that I spotted on the dancefloor. I came in around 7:00 am. After exchangin' a few pleasentries with my girl Annie who works the VIP rope on the main dancefloor, she promted me up into the area adjacent to the DJ booth so's I could get a better view of the festivities. Some of you's guys might have seen me. I was the Italian gentlemen standin' in the right hand corner of the booth when Sasha was doing his last set. I was dressed to the nine's with a pair of military issue night vision 'bi-nocs' hangin around my neck so's I could do a little "trainspotting" on the vinyls and a little "cameltoe-spotting" in the "lycras" that were abundant on the dancefloor. I spotted a slightly protruding set of meatcurtains on a lovely little blonde in a pair of white jeans and a bikini style top with a visibly toned midriff. The P A N T I E B A C O N was not overly visible, but rather a C A M E L T O E of a more subtle variety. This girl was hot man, I'm tellin ya's, short and sweet. I woulda sized her up at about 5' even. If any of you's could ID this T A C O S A L A D I would be grateful. P.antiebacon L.abia's U.terus's and R.ubbin one out, Luigi Fawkin Scarpini -------------------------------------------- cLuBpLaNeTfAwKiNrOcKs...tAcOsAlAdPaNtIeBaCoN

Now whats that supposed to mean Jerk off? You inslultin' me here, you fawkin load of rat semen? I'll rap ya fawkin head in with a ball-peen hammer and shoot ya veins full of fawkin Drano you little rat bastard. My appologies to the board. I try to be nice to everyone on here but this guys just tryin' my fawkin patience. Luigi --------------- pAnTiEbAcOn...

...now that what I call a "youthful indescretion". Anyone eles remember when nightclubs were fun? ----------------------- cAmElToEmEaTcUrTaInZ...

Not that it wasn't "ovah" a year and a fawkin half ago anyway. Their fawkin website is still pushin D-TOUR Saturdays. "Miss Thing, the pah-tay is OOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" ---------------- pAnTiEbAcOn...

Although I do appreciate the effort, thats not quite what I had in mind! ------------------ mOoSeKnUcKlE...

Just returned to the office from havin a few Heinie's at the local "gentlemens" club. Now if ya's all will excuse me I gotta handful o' kleenex that needs a good soilin'. -------------------------- mOoSeKnUcKlEpAnTiEbAcOn..

Not that I condone this whole impostor thing by any means, but I am gonna use this as justification for a trip to tha can... ...man-o-man I gotta start bringin my fawkin camera to raves. ------------------- pAnTiEbAcOn...

what is it about kylerule that makes people fawkin hate him? Did he bang someones broad or somethin? ------------------------ M O O S E K N U C K L E C A M E L T O E M E A T C U R T A I N Z T A C O S A L A D P A N T I E B A C O N

It's time to bring this ship into the shore and throw away the oars forever... Wow, when I start singin fawkin REO Speedwagon to my pickle I know it's high time to go to the can and rub one out. Sorry guys but my therapist says I really got to start sharing my feelings. ---------------- TaCoSaLaD...

I'M FAWKIN OLD SCHOOL BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would like to thank all of those who supported me and helped in my rise to OldSchooldom. I am afraid to name names cause I would surely miss someone since so many of you's were behind me. So THANK YOU'S FAWKIN ALL!!!! And a special thanks goes out to my ladies (you's know who you's are) for keepin me in the can. I LUV ALL YOU'S FAWKIN GUYS, YOU'S GUY'S FAWKIN ROCK!!!!!!!!!!! --------------------- M O O S E K N U C K L E C A M E L T O E M E A T C U R T A I N Z P A N T I E B A C O N T A C O S A L A D

To quote one of my heros Rodney Dangerfield: "Now thats what I call marine biology!" ---------------------- cAmElToEpAnTiEbAcOn...

Whatever happened to P.L.U.R.? P- Pantiebacon L- Looking for C-Toe U- Uncovering Meatcurtainz R- Rubbin one out Just trying to light thing up guys. Lets all play nice, this is like Luigi's second fawkin home here. ----------------------- cAmElToE...

so does that mean I can come over with my aromatherapy candles and butterscotch syrup and 'pleasure' you? "Shall we shag now, or shag later?" -------------- pAnTiEbAcOn...

Jilly, I'm feelin ya on Remember... Serching for strength can I make it throught this day blinded by your love I stay your always there your in my head still chasing skies i need you ohhhh, i miss you --------------- mOoSeKnUcKlE...

..and we ain't talkin' Mary fawkin Kay here. Ladies, your comments please.

MMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!