luigi_scarpini

four boobies are better than two. ----------------------------- m E a T y L i P s . . .

beefy baby!

...one of the GO-Go's groupie boy-toys! I watched their VH1 'Behind the Music' Sunday morning and wound up with a chafed pickle. Those are some wild fawkin broads man! I need to invest in some a those 'for sensitive skin' medicated kleenex before the next rerun of that fawkin thing airs!! ------------------------------ m O o S e K n U c K l e . . .

I will be giving my comprehensive dissertation on this very subject in the near future. The problem is everytime I start writing it, I end up running to the can so's I can rub one out. My advice regarding ladies shopping for pants is "no they're not TOO tight" and "no, they DONT make you look fat". I hope my words will prove helpful on your quest. Luigi Fawkin Scarpini -------------------------- Lycra is the Answer . . .

Congrats on the Club Goddess status, but more importantly: YOU ARE THE NUBIAN GODDESS OF C A M E L T O E ! YOU FAWKIN ROCK JAMMY!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna go rub one out in you honor your highness!!!!!! Luigi Fawkin Scarpini ----------------------------- p A n T i E b A c O n . . .

SCHWINGIE, YOU FAWKIN ROCK!!!! And Cathyo, MIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------------------------ Filing in the gap . . .

I could shove a broomstick up your ass and mop the floor of the CLUBNYC office with ya's. I'm that fawkin good. We gotta play some fawkin time. ---------------------- C a M e L t O e . . . <when the Luigi rubs one out><i'm in the can, baby!>

Hey Schwingie, Did we ever reach a viable conclusion to this one???? ---------------------------- c A m E l T o E . . .

Ladies, I do appreciate the effort and degree of discomfort you's guys endure for that nice and trim "pretty as a Georgia Peach" look. However, nuthin's better than reachin' down a pair of lycra stretch pants and findin a nice sopping wet whisker buscuit. This is becoming less and less common place. A bikini wax once in a while is fine, I understand you's gotta make certain concessions to wear those little painted on thongs that I'm so fond of. But as the winter months approach I am making a plea for the 'natural' look to make a substantial comeback. I think you's will all thank Luigi in the coming months. Just imagine, no more razor burn!!!! And to the ladies that haven't trimmed ya's nether regions since that last weekend at the shore, keep it up! Like that old saying goes "A bush in the pants is worth a load in the can." Remember it was men who started this whole 'shaving' craze. Stop punishing ya's selfs to please these guys. Vaginal areas weren't meant to be shaved. Ya don't see men goin around shavin our gentitals now do ya's!? Men wouldn't go through that discomfort for athstetic purposes, and neither should you's. Luigi "drop that bic" Scarpini ------------------------------ m E a T c U r T a I n Z . . .

Scoped some m.i.l.f. mooseknuckle on the train in today and shouted it out proper. Besides Cathyo, are there any other M.I.L.F.s on the board?? --------------------------------------------- no, thats not a roll of quarters in my pocket...

Funny you should ask that Schwingie! Just last night I was at the local "Pollo a la brasa" pickin up a half a chicken and some yuca fries, when I was confronted with that very situation. This girl was built man! She was about 5'4 and very thick. I think South American. I woulda clocked her in at about a buck eighty. She was apparently a painter, wearing a white t-shirt and white jeans splashed with paint. She was a generously porportioned girl, and she new how to carry it all, belive me nothing was goin to waste! Even though her t-shirt was loose, i could tell her brests were holding there form with minimal saggage. This my friends is what I live for! She was with a guy (i dont speak spanish, but i thing they were 'together') but that in no way stopped me from scopin' the ample c-toe she was displaying (note to ladies, white pants are like a spotlight for cameltoe, luigi highly recomends it!) These jeans were bursting at the seams, literally! The c-toe looked like two fawkin calzone's stuffed into a sandwich size zip-loc bag. My pickle was a twingin' to say the least. When she turned around, MAN O MAN!!!!! As a collary to the c-toe she had an inversly porportional "fiord" runnin up the back of those taut, "no vacancy" style white jeans. I am definatly an ass man so's I am kinda partial, but this was a sight to behold. I was awe struck with this young woman (i'd say 25-30) who was leaving very little to the imagination. I don't know the proper term for this, I am comfortable with the classic "wedgie", I believe that is still acceptable. I am however, open to suggestions. What ever you fawkin call it, it sure as hell makes my pickle spit fawkin mayonnaise!! This girl is currently at the top of my mental roledex and I she has already been paid a tribute to in the can twice. Damn Schwingie, me and you are on the same wavelength! Writin this got me all worked up, I gotta go to the can... ----------------------- p a n t i e b a c o n

If you's really wanna relax, Luigi can come over and work his 'magic'. I'm available for that sorta thing. Interested? I got aromatharapy candles and butterscotch syrup... ----------------------------- p A n T i E b A c O n . . .

You forgot the most important part of the eighties: LITA FAWKIN FORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --------------------- C a M e L t O e . . .

...it aint no big thang. LITA FAWKIN ROCKZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who remebers her duet with Ozzy!? Thats was the real fawkin eighties baby!!!!!!!! ------------------------------- M o O s E k N u C k L e . . . [This message has been edited by luigi_scarpini (edited 11-03-2000).]

The wall, Animals, Dark Side on the Moon, all tracks on all albums fawkin genius!!!!!!. But my favorite is Wish you were here... <begin rockin fawkin bass intro> Come in here dear boy and have a cigar, your gonna go far, your gonna fly high, your never gonna die, your gonna make it if you try, their gonna love you!!!! -------------------------------- And the most emotional song IMHO ..... So, do you think you can tell, heaven from hell, blue sky's from rain, can you tell a green field, from a cold steel rail, a smile from a veil, do you think you can tell, did they get you to trade, your heros for ghosts, hot ashes for trees, hot air for a cool breeze, cold concience for change, did you exchange, a walk on part in the war, for the lead role in a cage... ------------------------ M e A t C u R t A i N z

...HOWWWWWW can you have any pudding if you DONT EAAAAT YOUR MEAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!? ------------------------- c A m E l T o E . . .

First of all I got nuthin against gay guys, but I gotta tell you upfront I don't swing that way. So unless you have boobies, stop PMing me. That is all. ------------------------------ M e A t C u R t A i N z . . .

You hear that! I'M SOMEBODY'S BITCH!!!!! Your not a fish, your a man. You walk around on two legs, HOMO-ERECTOUS..... ...Did I say 'homo'? I DIDN'T MEAN IT!!!!!!!!! NO WINDOW LOVE!!!!!!!!!! I used to suck dick for coke. You ever suck dick for WEED!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! ---------------------------- c A m E l T o E

...It's hard being young and gifted, sometimes I just wanna put it all down and get LIFTED!!!!!!!!!! ----------------------------- M o O s E k N u C k L e . . . [This message has been edited by luigi_scarpini (edited 11-03-2000).]

Women are taught by society from an early age that their most beautiful of areas are dirty. They are brought up to feel self-concious about there bodies especially there private area. This is wrong. Ladies, TAKE PRIDE IN YOUR VAGINA'S!!!!!! Remember, over-douching is a crime against the vagina, it leads to yeast infections. And no pants are "too" tight. The labias luv extra support. I guess you's could say I'm somewhat of a femenist myself. I truly believe in "vaginal pride". I'll start the charge, I LUV FAWKIN VAGINA'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I should call Gloria Fawkin Steinim and join the movement officially!!!! LADIES BE PROUD OF YOUR VAGINAS!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS WHERE'S WE ALL CAME FROM!!!!!!!!! M o O s E k N u C k L e ------------------------------------

I'm sittin' on the fence wit this one, depends on my hectic schdule... -------------------------------- M O O S E K N U C K L E

SPOONY D and SCHWINGIEEEE!!!!!!!!!! YOU'S GUYS FAWKIN ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can wait for the party next month, Spoony i swear I'm gonna wear a fawkin blindfold on the train so's the c-toe don't distract me on da way! -------------------------------------------- [This message has been edited by luigi_scarpini (edited 11-01-2000).]

I LUV FAWKIN CLUBPLANET!!!!!!!!!!! everybody say it wit me: DaVe, YOU FAWKIN ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------------------ c a m e l t o e

honey, i could give a rats ass what name you post under... ...just dont go changin' that c a m e l t o e !!!!!!!!!!!!! VIVA LA M O O S E K N U C K L E!!!!!!!!! --------------------------- -------------------

DT at VINYL, END OF FAWKIN LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAAAAANNNNNNYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------------------------------------ -------------------------- [This message has been edited by luigi_scarpini (edited 10-31-2000).]