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I highly doubt that. Hiring a PI is sounding more and more appealing each day...... Fuckin' Vegas.... Why the hell do you guys need to go there and do this shit?

It's not his bachelor party - it's a pals from childhood. So I guess that all invitees join in on this fuck whores parade? No wonder women don't like their men going to Vegas and give them grief up until the time they leave.

funny

My s.o. is going to Vegas next month for a bachelor party. In passing, I heard him mention Crazy Horse. What kind of place is this? Can people buy escorts, sex, anything they want there?

Actually, by bridal party gifts, we're looking for ideas to give to the maid of honor, best man, etc. I'm the future "Mrs" so don't need a present for myself. Thanks though...it's clear to see no one has ideas for what I'm looking for.

Not quite the gift idea we're going for....

I'm looking for suggestions for great bridal party gift ideas - male and female. If you were in a wedding, what kind of gift would you really appreciate receiving? ~flutterby

For a merger? All you're getting is ice cream? And you have to make it yourself? LAME My company has a huge luncheon everytime something major occurs. Either tons of free food upstairs on the top floor conference center or a barbecue in the parking lot. You're getting jipped my friend!

I got a tummy ache reading this thread.

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It's not cheating if you're in different zip codes.

I can't figure out what anyone could possibly be complaining about. Avalon as a whole is amazing. The decor isn't as bad as I had thought and it still has a little of that Limelight flair to it. THe dance floor seems to have been compromised by the overly enormous VIP lounge but you still have the catwalks to boogie down on. My favorite part of the entire club: The outside smoking lounge complete with swings. How the hell can you beat that?! As for the night's music, I don't remember much of it at all. Lil too much booze in too lil time. I heard I had a bloody good time though. Guess that's all a broad can ask for. I, too, have pics but I'll have to post them from home. Avalon gets a big thumbs up in my book. To those who don't like it: stay home.

i think i could use a good plowing.

It's flutterby and I happen to be a girl. If you reread, I'm interested in knowing MORE than simply the price of drinks. I've heard bad reviews about them from quality to different prices from bar to bar so, I thought I'd ask. I guess that means I care about the price. I'll make my own decision about Avalon when I get there. I don't need to read what everyone else thinks. Just tell me about the drinks damnit.

How are the drinks? Watered down? Overpriced? Do tell.....

depends on the location car, train, outdoor against a wall, in the elevator, on the grass, under the bleachers sex = slide it over in the bed room = rip dat shit off

Yes? No? Anyone?

Of faking your own death?

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It's not about the quantity that makes you a Club God, it's about the quality. Which, might I add, is missing from this board. ------------------ "Hey there you are. -Do I know you? No but there you are!"

Nice! I'll be there workin up a sweat. ------------------ "Hey there you are. -Do I know you? No but there you are!"

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