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  1. I can't really relate to what you're going through except for the part about not getting any sleep... two exams... DONE... two 15-page papers... WRITTEN... two exams and one 15-page paper to go... >O.o<

    I don't think you can die from not sleeping, but you *will* qualify as "Legally Insane" if you don't get sleep for over 72 hours... cwm4.gif

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    The purpose of life? To die young as late as possible.

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  2. So a priest, a bishop and a rabbi are out on a boat fishing, and the bishop realizes he left his pole on the shore. The rabbi asks him if he wants to go back and get it, and the bishop says not to bother, he can handle it, and proceeds to get up and walk across the water to the shore to get it, and back. The rabbi's mouth drops open, astounded by the miracle of faithhe's just seen performed. Then the priest remembers he left his lunch on shore, so he gets up and does the same. The rabbi is in shock, says "I believe in your god, your god is the one true god." The rabbi then decides that he needs to use the bathroom and will walk to the shore to do it. He steps in the water and drops like a stone. While the priest and bishop are pulling him back out, the bishop says "Do you think we should have told him where the rocks are?"

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    Mr. and Mrs. Jones are a bit concerned because little Johnny isn't doing at all well in math. Their neighbor tells them, "Oh, put him in a Catholic school. They have really good academics there."

    So they send him off to St. Kumquat's Academy, and the first day, he comes home from school, heads right up to his room and does his homework. Same thing next day and every day after that.

    When the report card comes, he has an A in math.

    "Great job, Johnny!" they say. "So you're really getting into math now, huh?"

    "Well," says Johnny, "when I went into the room and saw that guy nailed to a plus sign, I knew they were really serious about math."

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    Newt Gingrich was going to NYC for a meeting when a friend told him about this hooker. He told Gingrich that the hooker was the best in the world and that nothing compared. When Gingrich arrived in NYC, he found himself with a little extra time, so he called upon the hooker. When he asked how much for a hand job, the hooker replied "5,000." Gingrich was shocked at the amount. "See that building there?" pointing to a beautiful, large old mansion. "I bought that with the money I earned from hand jobs." Gingrich figured she must be worth it. He agreed and received the best hand job of his life. The next time he was in NYC, he called the hooker again. This time he asked her how much she charged for a blow job. "15,000" was her reply. Gingrich was astonished, but recalled how good the hand job was and became excited at the very thought of what she could do for him. "See that block over there?" she asked, pointing to a large, well-kept block. "I bought that with the money I made from blow jobs." He got the blow job and was knocked off his feet. The next time he was in NYC, he called her yet again, anxious for more. He asked her how much she charged for sex. The hooker said, "Honey, if I had a pussy, I'd own this town."

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    The purpose of life? To die young as late as possible.

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  3. Originally posted by a691vcc:

    GOOD QUESTION, CUZ IT IS OF COURSE ALL RELATIVE. BUT U MUST BE ABLE TO ADAPT TO UR SURROUNDINGS. I OFTEN SEE PEOPLE OUT OF PLAce,OR JUST MAKING A FOOL AT OF THEM SELF. WHAT IZ TRUE IZ THAT U MUST TAKE THE CHANCE OF LOOKIN LIKE A FOOL IN ORDER TO GET BETTER, EVERYONE IS SHITTY AT THE BEGINNING, THAT FUKEN JUCE MONKEY DANCE IZ PRETTY SAD. WHEN A CHICK KNOWZ HOW TO DANCE WELL,IN MY OPINION,IZ A GREAT QULAITY WHEN I MEET A CHIck AT CLUBZ.

    Deeply, deeply profound.

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  4. The definitions of "too short, just right, or too tall" differ from person to person. There's no "right height" for anyone... personally, I prefer men who are taller than I am, but that isn't too difficult (I'm 5'3"). You get all types... some women like shorter men, some like guys about their height, etc.

    Tropix, how old are you? 13 or 14, I'm guessing. My little sister's friends were IM-ing me with questions almost exactly like yours the other day... they're all 14 and want to know (just like you) how to "kiss right," how "tall is too tall," how to ask somebody for his/her phone number, etc. etc. cwm13.gif

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  5. -I-

    You have a great need to be loved, appreciated... Even worshipped. You enjoy luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh. You look for lovers who know what they are doing. You are not interested in an amateur, unless that amateur wants a tutor. You are fussy and exacting about having your desires satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try new modes of sexual expression. You bore easily and thus require sexual adventure and change. You are more sensual than sexual, but you are sometimes downright lustful.

    Hmmmmmm... cwm32.gifcwm13.gif

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    The purpose of life? To die young as late as possible.

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  6. Hell week #1/2 is over... I know a lot of people will be going to Vinyl tonight, SF tomorrow... but... after having stayed up for the past 60 hours straight cranking out over 100 pages worth of final papers and projects (literally... 103, to be exact)... I'm going to go to East Heaven Hot Tubs, lay back and soak for one whole hour... *sigh* It's almost over... cwm6.gif

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    The purpose of life? To die young as late as possible.

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  7. Originally posted by souvlaki:

    wow most people here are foreigners im one of the very few whose 'nationality' is american.. 100% anglo from virginia.

    Ethnicity = Chinese, Nationality = American (born and raised a midwestern girl). Happy?

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  8. Congrats, hon... my little sister just received her acceptance letter to Vanderbilt... I applied there too when I filled out my transfer apps... thank goodness I decided to come out here instead... there's no way I'd be able to make it into NYC so often from Nashville, TN!

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    The purpose of life? To die young as late as possible.

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