I pledge to the State of New York, that upon winning the Senate Election, I will do my best to uphold the political quality that my husband Billy set forth before me. My first order of business as the new, New York Senate is to have my hot cunt licked by a young boy intern that will come from a select pool of 79 cents a day third world country inhabitants, as selected by Sally Struthers. When this young boy licks my pussy, I assume it will become a big scandle, so I hereby attest to the following: it is not actually sex...the boy will be very hungry so him eating my pussy will be my way of giving him food. This is to stop any kind of questioning as to the similarity of eating for survival and eating for me to have a wet sloppy orgasm in the face of a young, impressionable, third-world country living, intern. Furthermore, I will not actually live anywhere near New York, because I am worried that Giuliani's reign of terror of NYC will eventually lead to the demise of ALL clubs, including the Vault..which I particularly like to go to and dress up in my sexy little black leather corset and spank Rick Lazio's tight Italian ass. He is not really running against me, it is his duty as my slave-boy to pretend to run so that I can win this election in a landslide, without really knowing anything about the Senate or New York at all. I will however reside in another state..to be determined later. Finally, I just wanted to say thank you to Bill for making this all possible, without you, I would still think that having my pussy eaten and my ass invaded by two rednecks simulataneously was considered sexual relations. You are my hero. -Hillary Clinton