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Awww honey...please be careful...controlling men are the worst of the bunch, they are usually the ones who turn out to be the abusers... Control = insecurity ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

I smoke menthol so that doesnt work for me...but It would be good for my friends who ARE CONSTANTLY TAKING MINE!!! but what about this idea... a pack of 40 half cigarettes...for those times when you can only take a quick smoke break...this way you dont waste the whole cigarette! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

Oh see now thats a tricky one...you must be very careful when answering this....ITS A TRAP! NEVER EVER TELL A WOMEN SHE LOOKS FAT!!! No matter what she is wearing... If truthfully she looks like she has just shoved 10 pounds of shit into a 5 Pound bag, then find another reason why she shouldnt wear the outfit...like, the other one made your eyes standout more...or some shit... ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

My nose...it ruins my smile... goddamnmyfatherforgivingmethatgene! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

i'll watch YOUR ass for ya! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

The Secret Language of Women -- Keywords and Their Meaning Fine This is the word a woman uses at the end of any argument in which she feels she is right about but needs to shut you up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments. Five Minutes This is really half an hour. It is equivalent to the same "five minutes" that a football game is going to last before you take out the garbage. Nothing This really means "You'd never understand." "Nothing" is usually accompanied by a woman's desire to turn you inside-out, upside-down, and backwards. "Nothing" is often said prior to an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and will end with the word "Fine." Go Ahead (with raised eyebrows) This is not permission. This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine." Go Ahead (with normal eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "do what you wnat because I don't care." You will get the "Go Ahead" with raised eyebrows in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off. Loud Sigh This is not actually a word, but is still a verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and is wondering why she is wasting her time arguing over "Nothing." Soft Sigh Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. This means a woman is content and your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content. That's Okay This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you retributions for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with the raised eyebrow "Go Ahead." At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. Please Do This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay." Thanks A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, simply say "you're welcome." Thanks a lot This is much different than "Thanks." A woman will say "Thanks a lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing." ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

thats cocksuckian ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

The Secret Language of Women -- Keywords and Their Meaning Fine This is the word a woman uses at the end of any argument in which she feels she is right about but needs to shut you up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments. Five Minutes This is really half an hour. It is equivalent to the same "five minutes" that a football game is going to last before you take out the garbage. Nothing This really means "You'd never understand." "Nothing" is usually accompanied by a woman's desire to turn you inside-out, upside-down, and backwards. "Nothing" is often said prior to an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and will end with the word "Fine." Go Ahead (with raised eyebrows) This is not permission. This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine." Go Ahead (with normal eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "do what you wnat because I don't care." You will get the "Go Ahead" with raised eyebrows in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off. Loud Sigh This is not actually a word, but is still a verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and is wondering why she is wasting her time arguing over "Nothing." Soft Sigh Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. This means a woman is content and your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content. That's Okay This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you retributions for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with the raised eyebrow "Go Ahead." At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. Please Do This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay." Thanks A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, simply say "you're welcome." Thanks a lot This is much different than "Thanks." A woman will say "Thanks a lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing." ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

I hear ya babe...but he doesnt even know yet!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

HAHA!!! I told ya...give it time girl, your mojo will work!!! "if you use it, they will cum!" ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

been with my boy for 1 1/2 years... ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

know any good movies coming out? ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

I just received a call from a co-worker to tell me she just saw my car in the parking lot and noticed that someone parked so close to my car that I will not be able to get in my car!!! WTF is wrong with people...the dont give a shit about anyone but themselves!!! sorry for the rant.... ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

AH! I thought I was the only one...so annoying!!! F5 you say? Sweet! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

Thanks guys!! Its nice to see everyone is just as evil as me!!! I didnt do anything evil though, I left the BIATCH a note: To Whom It May Concern: Thanks for parking so close to my car that I couldnt get in. I had to climb through the passenger side. Next time be a little more considerate or perhaps leave me a can opener. ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

How about a little Kentucky Chrome??? (aka duct tape) ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

Thats why i love this girl!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

Thats a harsh generalization! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

I'll be wearing a tent this year... ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

LMAO!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

I've been down the last few weekends...weather has been so damn shitty!!! Last weekend was really good cause a lot of people didnt go down... I havent seen sungoddess but she emails be every so often...she has been real busy at work i think... ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

not much...where ya been? havent seen you in the dungeon lately...and rarely on the jerzee board... been down the shore yet? ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

**YAWN** sorry honey...we've heard all this before! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

there are tons of other boards out there... try www.djfreso.com its fairly new, but everyone is really cool www.sicktracks.com ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

im just saying people get their panties in a bunch so easily... Usually its not on this board...but occaisionally it is....and drama ensues...its so unecessary! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.