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If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. Do not cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then, you are stuck with her. Birthdays, Valentines Day, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again! Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it. Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and Nascar. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. Shopping is not a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really. You have enough clothes. You have too many shoes. Crying is blackmail. Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it! We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, that would look good with your dress? Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. Check your oil. Please. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us act like soap opera guys. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done-not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months when we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends like their relationship is SO MUCH better. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. If it itches, it will be scratched. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. What the heck is a doily? ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

PVD-We're alive Richie Luzzi-Without you Delerium-Innocente (tiesto mix) Rui Da Silva-Touch me Karen Ramirez-Looking for love Kim English-Missing you Nelly Furtado-Like a bird (jv mix) kina-girl in teh gutter (hex hector mix) Matt Darey-Beautiful ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

ROTF!!!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

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Absolutely!!! Best pizza ever!!! and btw...their cheesesteaks are better than Midway...they use real cheese!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

You buyin????? ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

Just wanna know if any my lil freaks will be there???? And one of our own is dj'ing at Exit that night too...So come out and support him!!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

No..bring it to the meet up!!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

Have her watch the MTV special on breast implants...she may just rethink the whole thing! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

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seriously...pass some over this way...Cause nothing is making me smile today! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

oh my...nice, ahem, pics... ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

C'mon...not another slow day!!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

My prayers are with her and her family. ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

Dude...wtf is your problem...get the fuck over it...if you don't like the site then DON'T COME HERE!!! Jesus! Everyone is entitled to their opinion, so stop being a dick and let people speak without putting down everything they say...AND LET GO OF THE PHOENIX THING! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

speaking of notebooks... remember Trapper Keepers!!! And writing I LOVE JOHN or I JOHN all over the front cover!!! Of course, I would also right it on my hand too!!! AND Jelly Shoes!!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

Here ya go boys.... ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

OK...this time I will definately answer... ummmm...more than 1 less than 100... Damn...I just couldnt do it!!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

Awwww...c'mon...I'm not a wuss, just a wee bit embarassed by my actions there on St. Pattys Day!!! It was the first time I got flagged AND the first time I got kicked out of ANY bar!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

Jackass!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

STARCAPONE!!!! Congrats girl!!! Here are some pics for ya!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

...to the extreme i rock the mike like a vandel, light up the stage and wax a chump like a candle...dance... Oh christ...i am such a dork...why do i know the words!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

Palm grill huh...hmmm...well unfortunately, I wont be back there anytime soon...had a little trouble keepin my liquor down on St. Pattys Day!!! UGH! horrible memories.... ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.