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  1. yes! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
  2. LOL! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. [This message has been edited by cmb1975 (edited 03-29-2001).]
  3. Have sex again!!!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
  4. OMG!!! I am starting to remember what you are talking about...I can't really remember the rules, but I can remember cheating by looking at shoes!!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
  5. cmb1975

    First Time

    14 (almost 15 I swear!!!0 On a boat, down the shore A guy I was sure I loved... No, not good...but didn't figure that out till much later!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
  6. cmb1975

    FOR THE GUYS!!!!

    Hey...why is this for the GUYS only??? I'm sure I could put that talent to good use!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
  7. oooo...hey cutie!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
  8. cmb1975

    Mary Ann or Ginger?

    I'm with ya on that one...you know what they say...it's always the quiet ones!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
  9. Girl...I know how ya feel!!! Before my most recent ex, there were two guys in a row that said they didn't want a girlfriend. Well, one married the next girl he dated, the other is living with the next girl he dated...go figure... ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
  10. Barring any catastrophies...I am definately going!!! I haven't met anyone yet, and I am dying to!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
  11. He said... "Want a quickie?" She said..."As opposed to what?" He said... "I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it." She said..."You wear briefs, don't you?" He said... "Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?" She said..."Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money." She said..."I won the lottery! Five million dollars. Whoo-ee-start packing!" He said... "That's great!!! What should I pack?" She said..."Whatever you want, just be out of the house by the time I get there" He said... "This coffee isn't fit for a pig!" She said..."No problem, I'll get you something that is." She said..."What do you mean by coming home half drunk?" He said... "It's not my fault...I ran out of money." He said... "Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way." She said..."Well, you succeeded." He said... "If you only could learn to make me a proper meal, then we could manage without the cook. And if you cleaned the house, we could fire the maid as well." She said..."Darling, if you only could learn to satisfy me properly we would do without the gardener too" He said... "You have a flat chest and need to shave your legs, have you ever been mistaken for a man?" She said..."No, have you?" He said... "What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?" She said..."Turn sideways and look in the mirror." He said... "Let's go out and have some fun tonight." She said..."Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on." He said... "Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?" She said..."I would, but you're never there." He said... "Shall we try changing positions tonight?" She said..."That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart." ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
  12. God...I love you guys!!! get out of the car... pay up.... leave... LMAO!!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
  13. As usual, you are SOOO on point!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
  14. Who would've thunk, I'd have my own ta ta's and ti ti's later in life!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
  15. I wouldn't say I am "afraid" of a non-circumsized cock...I just prefer a circumsized one... Also, last report I heard, was that there is no health benefits to being circumsized...now that was 4 years ago, when my daughter was born, but I believe its still true... ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
  16. OH MY GOD!!! I totally remember that....I don't know why they taught it but still...did it have something to do with the recorders we used to have to play!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
  17. ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
  18. call aagain...it is soooo worth it!!! **bump** ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
  19. ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
  20. Seriously...call this number, it hilarious (toll free) 1-866-477-9246 ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
  21. Seriously...its a toll free call... 1-866-477-9246 ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
  22. I'm with ya on that one...Just smile and nod, smile and nod...a couple of oh really's and right...and we should be fine... ANyone get those fuckers who stand at your desk while you are on the phone and wait for you!!! UGH!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
  23. Every day!!!! Fuckin' pathetic executives...they can't wipe their asses without help... ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
  24. No...I actually prefer that...Its all part of that dominator thing... ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
  25. halfway...in ny? ummm, ok.... ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
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