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Hey Dale77 I totally agree with you! Just like I totally agree with you about DMB related things!! Hmmmmmm.... ------------------ "It's too fuckin hot, but not too hot to fuck!" - Dave Matthews

Hey Dale77 I totally agree with you! Just like I totally agree with you about DMB related things!! Hmmmmmm.... ------------------ "It's too fuckin hot, but not too hot to fuck!" - Dave Matthews

Very funny!! ------------------ "It's too fuckin hot, but not too hot to fuck!" - Dave Matthews

5'5" ------------------ "It's too fuckin hot, but not too hot to fuck!" - Dave Matthews

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Phenomenal writing...great show. But anyone else have a distaste for the older brothers girlfriend? I think shes so busted and I hate her personality. But yes, one of the best shows I've ever seen.... ------------------

LET'S GO METS! ------------------

Hysterical! ------------------

Coors Lite and/or Hornsby or any hard cider ------------------

I met my current boyfriend online. We chatted for a few weeks before exchanging numbers. Then we talked on the phone every night for about 2 months before we finally met. We have been together for over a year now, and it is the best relationship either of us has ever been in. We are moving in together later on this year and are gonna get married in a couple of years. So dont knock it till ya try it! ------------------

CHEEZY PICK-UP LINES • Nice elbows • Hi - I'm kind of the shy type, so would it be too forward of me to ask you on a date? We could get to know each other over dinner and a cocktail. Then we could have sex. • Your lips looked wrinkled. Mind if I press them? • Hi, I'm a doctor • I am going to bed; you're welcome to join me. • Yeah, I make a lot of money. (Only good when intending to be overheard) • Baby you stole my heart but that's okay I have twenty more in my freezer. • I have lots of cash; want to help me spend it? • Would you like to go behind a big rock and become a little bolder? • Excuse me do you fool around? (No) Well, will you hold still while I do? • Excuse me, is your daddy a terrorist? Just wondering, because you are the bomb girl! • You make my wife look so insignificant • Haven't I seen you somewhere before? I've been to all of the Miss America Pageants. • Are you a parking ticket, because you have FINE written all over you! • If I worked for UPS would you let me handle your package. • Do you have a Mirror in your pants? (Why?) Because I can see myself in them. • From bartender: I'm going to have to charge you double. (Why?) because you're twice as pretty as the rest..... • Hey Baby, I may not be Fred Flintstone but I am sure I could make your bed rock. • You looked much better naked. But that was in my dream last night. • How do you like your eggs in the morning? Sunny side up, scrambled or fertilized • Hi, I lost my bed. Can I borrow yours? • Your name must be VISA, cuz you're everywhere I want to be. • Hi, I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away. • Girl, you look so good I wish I could plant you and grow a whole crop of ya'll! • Hi, do you remember me? I'm the guy your mom warned you about. Is your dad a baker? Because your buns are HOT! • So what would you like me to fix you for breakfast? • Your kisses are so sweet, and I think I want a cavity • You have a beautiful smile. May I taste it? • Hello, what's your name? • I lost my teddy bear. Can I borrow you tonight? • Hi, I lost my number. Can I borrow yours? • Where are your wings? Because with the beauty you have, I know that you have to be an angel. • Nice shoes. Wanna have sex? • You're so hot I'd better disconnect the smoke detector. • Baby, you're like a cool computer game. I just want to play you all night! • "Will you marry me?" • Your name must be candy, because you look so sweet. • Is this your first time here or have I hit on you before? • Excuse me, but you just dropped something.( Look at the ground) Oh no it was just my jaw. - It must be illegal to look that good. • Hey, do you have a boyfriend by the name of (Your Name Here)? No? Well, would you like one? - • Are you looking for Mr. Right or just Mr. Right Now? • Will you give me the chance to respect you in the morning? • Have sex with me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? Hi, are those space pants you're wearing? Because your butt is out of this world. • Hi, are you an overdue library book, because you have 'fine' written all over you! • All my life I thought I was gay, now I see you and I'm not sure anymore. • If you were put into words, then you would be called fine print. • Want to go out for pizza and some sex? (Girl: No) What's the matter, don't you like pizza? ------------------

Yes! The first and only time I ever did coke, I was in college and scheduled to leave for the summer in a few days. I came home and cleaned the whole dorm and packed my stuff up until 8AM! And when I smoke, I love to clean too! That is, of course, after I've eaten everything in sight!! ------------------

Yes! The first and only time I ever did coke, I was in college and scheduled to leave for the summer in a few days. I came home and cleaned the whole dorm and packed my stuff up until 8AM! And when I smoke, I love to clean too! That is, of course, after I've eaten everything in sight!! ------------------

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. ------------------

DITTO!!! ------------------

Damn Dale! You are so lucky! I wish I could afford to go! Blow Boyd some kisses for me! ------------------

On humid days like these, I slick it back in a bun while its still wet and call it a day! ------------------

Well I went last night and I had an amazing time to say the least! I wasnt there on Monday so I really cant compare. However, that whole rain factor sounded great. Last nights show was intense! I finally got to see Watchtower live. The crowd went crazy! He opened with Dont Drink the Water. The whole setlist was pretty good except for So much to say and too much I really dont like. Again, Dave and the Band never cease to amaze me! I bet tonights show is gonna blow them all away. Too bad Im not going! ------------------

going to some supposedly large venue to see some supposedly good band....dave something or other???? j/k! ------------------

He did Two Step as an encore???? During the thunderstorm??? I am so jealous! If I were there, I wouldve died! I am going tonight, so hopefully it was be just as good. But then again, anything Dave does is!!! ------------------

Why dont you just go a little late? I'm sure Dave wont be on til like 7:30/8? ------------------

I am in the exact same scenario as you! ------------------

I will be there tomorrow! Let me know how the show is tonight. I am so jealous! I wish I could go all 3 nights but unfortunatly, my wallet did not allow that! ------------------

I agree. He should be sentenced to rot in solitary confinement for the rest of his life. Hes getting off too easy! ------------------