> > > > 1. Women wear high heels to bed. > > > > 2. Men are never impotent. > > > > 3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. > > > > 4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her. > > > > 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. > > > > 6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men. > > > > 7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob. > > > > 8. Women always orgasm when men do. > > > > 9. A blowjob will always get a women off a speeding ticket. > > 10. All women are noisy fucks. > > 11. People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background. 12. Those tits are real. > > > > 13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. > > > > 14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum. > > > > 15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other (and the girl isn't disgusted!) > > > > 16. Double penetration makes women smile. > > > > 17. Asian men don't exist. > > > > 18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth. > > 19. There's a plot. > > 20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt. > > > > 21. Nurses suck patients cocks. > > > > 22. Men always pull out. > > > > 23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you. > > > > 24. Women never have headaches... or periods. > > > > 25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "Suck It". > > > > 26. Assholes are clean. > > > > 27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned. > > > > 28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there. > > > > 29. Men don't have to beg. > > > > 30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip. >