>"I was happy. My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year, and so we > > >decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends > > >encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! > > >There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was > > >my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all > > >beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted me, quite obviously too, and > > >made me feel uncomfortable. > > > > > >One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the > > >invitations. > > >So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that > > >soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that > > >she can't overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her > > >daughter, she wants to make love to me just once.. > > > > > >What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. > > > > > >So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just > > >come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the > > >stairs. > > >I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front > > >door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her husband was > > >standing > > >outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very > > >happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have > asked > > >for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family. > > > > > >Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.