Yes yes it's me, you may all get up off you knees now. I would just like to respond to this by saying the press and government are all out to get me. This is all propaganda. Anyway here are a few special offers I wanted to let you all know about. Firstly the Twilo Card, it's a great gift from Twilo to our valued customer. We at Twilo like to give it back to you the people who make it all possible to bring the best talent in the world to NY. We, as you know, are not interested in profits it's all about the scene. So with that in mind we came up with the Twilo card. How does it work? Well you don't actually get in cheaper than a list, but you don't have to wait in line to get in. Fantastic, I here you cry, thank you Twiloboss (kiss, kiss, kiss) I here you scream. There have been rumors that when everybody gets them that you won't have to wait in the normal line, but you will have to wait in a Twilo card line. But hey the Twilo card line is a much cooler line to wait in. Also the roumors that the card will be scrapped in 4 months are untrue as well, it's just another government ploy to close us down. Remember we (Twilo inc) don't get anything out of this, it's all about you. Secondly I would like to remind you of our new club in London. Yes those smelly breathed English get to share in our little club. There will be a joint London-NY Twilo card coming soon that allows 25c off entry to both clubs at the bargain price of $100. And yes the club will be bigger than my ego, but only just! Lastly look out for www.Twiloboss.com you will be able to see pictures of me and talk on the twiloboss message board. Also twiloboss merchandize will be available, from T-shirts to twiloboss vibrators for you girls. Just remember when you can't afford the price at the door.. suck it up.