fleximus

I love Vegas, great weather, awesome chix, etc...as soon as i get back east, i want to go back NYC/Jersey is cool, but I too am sick of this cold weather/snow. I still have no idea why my ancestors settled here. It's time to break the cycle and move west...try it out for a year, if you're not happy move back...you have nothing to lose.

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE WORST....SOMEBODY FIX IT

I know this is a longshot, but wanted to give it a try.... Have no idea what the name of this song is, but it was big in Vegas back in the Sept/Oct....then I heard it again in Acapulco in March...no vocals...sounds a bit like cookie dough dynamo. The song was also in a commercial for Michelin tires (or some other tire company)

Palladium- Acapulco

ALAS, The Don has returned. After moving on and establishing my own country, I have abandoned this site. However, I was called by my good friend Grope and was told that someone has been using my name. Future Boy, don't ever place my name in a post again. My name is like gold and is a hot commodity, I should sue you for copyright fraud. Don't try to imitate your idol. It's not my fault you look and the mirror and see my reflection. Flex Guido Team Delta

WOW!!! Grope, you continue to amaze...

Chants of Joey Carbone flooded the streets of Belmar this weekend...I don't even know if you were there...and nor do I really care, but Slonger likes shouting your name...

Ladies, Ladies, Ladies..believe me I have not lost any love for myself... I am still amazing, don't worry I have plenty of love for all of you. If you are hot, I will talk to you...

JP sucks!!! He's a fat slob and half the time he isn't even spinning because he's so drugged up. I think all his re-mixes sound the same...He does nothing for me, just puts me in a depressed trance. His tracks are for the most part hard, boring renditions of something that I could do on a keyboard myself. He brings nothing to the table. I don't think Denny should go to SF though...he could find a much better venue.

Very true

Chosenone, Your opinion is a worthless. You are dumber than dirt. My life consists of hot chicks who want to feel my weiner. Your life is a mess. You look like an outcast from southpark . Like I said before...your head is like Temps in the winter......empty. The alliance...guido teams alpha and bravo dominate. Funk Master Fleximus

Nabuc, you have attacked me plenty of times. However, I always win and when you offend someone, you better be able to take the punishment. My emails are completely braggadocious, boastful accounts of my life. My friends emails are of the same nature because we are all tremendous on the club scene. Take it easy and don't kill yourself. Words of wisdom from the one they call Fleximus Maximus.

Swithed ID's....clown you smoking somthing, I am the one and only Fleximus. Gropeasauras is a good friend of mine, as is the rest of the crew, Cyphead, MOnsterguido, Slonger, and Silverback. We are all very diff. people. I was alluding to Nabuc's past attacks on myself which were completely unwarranted.

Message to all: if you play with fire you will get burnt. If you dish it out Nabuc you better be prepared to take the backlash. I will not deflate your raft because your insults towards me slide off of me like teflon. To all you wondering, yes I am the DON. I am so in the zone right now that it is ridiculous. I'm like Barry Bonds this year, I hit homer after homer. To all the hot girls out there, I love you all. You can refer to me as mr wonderful.

Tyco, you are taking this way too serious...are you gay? It's not wrong for humans to battle or to have different ways of expressing themselves. It's just the way life is, since the beginning of time people have been warring. If you read the LA board you would see that they bash Jersey all the time, not knowing the facts. And if you notice, the Jersey board has a lot more hits than the others cause this board is filled with action. It's not my fault that many on this board are confident and like to express that to others. You may think it's rude, brash, or str8 up overbearing, but quite frankly I don't care.

Obviously you have not read my previous posts...I am like king midas, everything I touch turns to gold. I a general leading my troops into battle, a relentless warrior. Girls love me, men look up to me. I am a role model for guidos and clubgoers. I am ruler of the universe. You don't know how to relate, because you cant. You my friend are a small fish in a big pond. While I am the big cahuna. I am like Mike Tyson (before buster douglass)....absolutley incredible!

First off asshole, I'm not origianally from Stamford as I only live and work in the area and I'm as Italian as it gets w/o the "tude" that goes with it. You my friend have no idea who I am.

The truth is that this crew, my crew is amazing. I know you all find it hard to believe that so many people love themselves so much but it's true. What is wrong with that...is it a crime to love thy self. As far as im concerned I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread...and my friends, cyphead, monsterguido, silverback and shlonger think they are also. Snappy, you are NOTHING, why don't you go and contact the Cingari family in Stamford, they own your little town, including the ShopRite where you work. Don't respond to greatness with garbage...we rule your life.

NAbuc, I could crush you, but i know your circumstances..so i will not put you down. It's not my style to kick a brother when he is down. Silverback already caused you enuff grief. Snappy, don't ever reply to my emails again and go back to Connecticut where you belong. Too bad they don't have a message board for your state...but that's because it is composed of a bunch of imbred mule cocks. And goodfella, guidos are alive and stronger than ever in the year 2001. You sound like you once were one...I suggest you back to your guido roots.

Girls Girls Girls, why are you so mad. It is because of Guidomonster and myself that you go out. THe only reason you go to Temps or XS or anywhere else you may venture is to catch a glimpse of us. Just hoping that we will look your way and throw you a bone...I see you all drooling over me and my boys. The guys on this board are just mad cause they can't be like us. We are superior in all aspects. If you think that sounds arrogant, cocky...well that's because it is. Chosenone, what's up with LA..I shut them up, they can't even speak after the bomb I dropped. Check out my post on Eastcoast trash...

WOW Chosenone!!! your posts do make me laugh though...what a comeback, similar to your poor posts on the LA board. Just wait till i get some free time, to crush the LA kids. They have'nt seen nothing yet. Anyway back to you, don't be mad because I am emperor. You can't steal my crown. I am royalty and you are but a mere plebian. The sun shines when I walk and crowds part like the red sea. I am like the ROCK and you are a burnt little mexican. Like i told the flamers...I will ravage your whole crew and make you eat buffalo balls for breakfast.

Chosenone, you just embarrassed yourself yet again by posting your worthless message next to a masterpiece. I saw you getting crushed on the LA board the other day, but we all know that you are used to that. I was actually going to help you out and represent Jersey, but your post yesterday showed me that you are not worthy of my help. Your clothes are probably outdated and you probably get rejected by fat chicks. You have a hampster running on a wheel for a brain. As to the fockers, you will never be like me cause you are indians. You fools are so stupid that you need two people to send one email. Don't ever step into the arena of gudios!!!

hey fockers...who the hell are you...get off this board, you have no skillz, you fools, you are fake imposters and I will ravage your poor, white hat wearin, bar a attending crew. You don't like Italians cause your girlfriends worship us...your just jealous cause Italians run the show.