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ADMISSION TO SOUND GARDEN: I KNOW EUGENE MONDO MUSIC TAPE: $10.60 LIQ OF K: $50 BOUNCERS AND FRIENDS POURING SUGAR AND PEPSI IN YOUR MOUTH TO GET YOU OUT OF YOUR 2 HOUR HOLE: PRICELESS!!!

bashing bitches you love me and the alliance!!! Dont ever disrespect the father again!!!! 6' 5 260lb GUIDO MONSTER

I hope your not talking about me, cause if you are you have the wrong guy!!!!

OK CHOSEONE, LETS DO IT YOU WANT TO FUCKIN SQUARE UP? I LOVE IN PARAMUS NJ, ILL MEET YOU ANY PLACE ANYTIME!!! YOU BETTER BRING SOME BIG BOYS OR SOME GOOD FIGHTERS!!!! IM NOT KIDDING, ILL COME TO YOU FUCKFACE...YOU THINK YOUR SO BAD AND TOUGH, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU WILL GET YOURSELF INTO. I DONT CARE, YOU WILL BE WORTH THE BEAT DOW, THEN IWILL VIDEO TAPE THIS AND MAKE CLIPS TO SEND TO EVERYONE TO SHOW HOW PATHETIC YOU ARE AND AFTER WE STEAL YOUR MONEY. FUCKIN LOSER BRING IT ON

is karma the name of the track or the artist? who is the artist if that is the track....thanks a lot

there was no lyrics, he played the track for like a minute or two then cut it off to say they were closed, that bastard im so pissed i dont wanna go to mondos to buy the last 2 or three tapes to get this track, please help

come on people someone had to be there

Did anyone hear the last song played at the end of the night that the DJ just stopped for no reason and everyone left? Does anyone know the name and artist of who did that song, its fuckin sick!!!Thanks

As being the monster and master of all guidos and the cheif enforing guido of the alliance I would like to add if you can handle us? Me being a 6'5 255 pound monster guido should be plenty for about 5 guidette monsters to share, lol......jk

yes pipdaddy i did see you there, my boy shlonger pointed you out to me i was the 6'6 260 pounder there, as long as your cool so will we, what a great time, no way am i going anywhere till Vegas in 2 weeks where the alliance is headed for 4 nights, till next summer I will keep on growing

Just wanted to inform some of you of the confusion of Guidettes and Guidette Monsters. Fo example a blond headed girl can not be a guidette what so ever. She can be hot of course but not a Guidette or no way even a monster. Let me break this down for you in categories. Guidette--pretty hot, can be older ages 18-30, dark hair, dark eyes, some make up, lowest class of guidettes that do not have to be Italian but look it Guidette MONSTERS---very hot and somehwat superficial looking, nice chest, butt, dark hair, any color eye, very tan, nails always done ,has plenty of monster gear availabel in all colors, slammin body, mint eyebrows, white sparkliing teeth, cannot be older then 27, alwyas has jewlery Super MONSTERS---very rarely seen, descriptioin of a SUPER MONSTER is in Guidette MONSTER but must have implants, plus must own 5 paris of white tight pants and halter tops, must walk with an attitude and always look like she is in a bitchy mood, always wears designers clothing and drive either a BMW, Eclipse, or Jetta. I have only seen 2 SUPER MONSTERS this summer very dissappointed

I heard that there will be a brawl this Sunday between the Guidos and the Preps on the corner of B st and 20th ave. If this is true I will beat down some serious flannel boys and sandal kickin aerocrombie masters. I will eat there khakis will my METRX shakes. I cant wait I will be sure to round the guidos in packs. We will throw empty cans of palmade and tanning oil to start it off

Juice Head and Guido Scavenger Hunt When? Sept 2, 2001 Where? Between exits 82-98 Items found in towns of Seaside and Belmar ONLY Each item found by Guido or Juice head gets prize for that item or thing found Items needed to be founded by 9pm on Sunday Night so you don’t miss TEMPTS!!!!! ITEMS MUST BE BROUGHT TO WHERE THE JET STAR USED TO BE AT 9PM ALL CONTESTANTS MUST BE SWEATY!!!!!! ITEMS LISTED THEN FOLLOWED BY PRIZE!!!!! 1.) DJAIS VIP CARD--------------LIFETIME COUPON TO H&H BAGELS ACORSS FROM SF 2.) MTV PARTY TO GO VOL 1----------$20 OFF NEXT PURCHASE OF $500 AT MONDO MUSIC 3.) PICTURE OF LOUIE DEVITO-------------HUNKA BUNKA LIFETIME VIP PASS 4.) ONE GROWTH HARMONE KIT-------TEMPTATIONS JUMPSUIT LOGO ON BACK 5.) 20 USED SYRINGES---------SHOPPING SPREE AT AX OR FCUK 6.) SHAVINGS OF JP OR PARIS’S HAIR--------OWN BEDROOM APARTMENT AT FACTORY 7.) EMPTY LICK OF YELLOW LABEL KETAMINE-------HOME EYEBROW WAXING KIT 8.) 1 PINK OR BABY BLUE WIFE BEATER--------UNLIMITED MANICURES AT PLAZA SALON 9.) VITAMIN SHOOPE FREQUENT BUYER CARD--- 1 TURTLENECK AND 10 LBS OF FRESH MOZZARELLA 10.) MONDO TAPES 45-78 ------DINNER WITH RICH RYDELL AND DAVE MONDO AND VIP PARKING AT MONDO MUSIC IN RUTHERFORD 11.) 1 50LB DUMBELL------PARTNERS IN OWNING A TANNING SALON OR DELI 12.) 1 RED BULL--------GROUP PICTURE WITH THE 3 BROTHERS PIZZA STAFF AND A FREE WHITE SLICE PIE WITH RICCOTTA 13.) PICTURE OF TSETTOS SPINNING RELENTLESS-------APARTMENT IN LODI OR STATEN ISLAND 14.) CREDIT CARD RECEIPT OVER $1000 FROM D & G----TANNING OIL AND AN OFFER TO BE HEAD OF SECURITY AT FACADES ($100 A NIGHT) 15.) SINATRA CD----------PRIVILAGED TO BE SHIRTLESS AT ALL CLUBS AT ALL TIMES (EVEN ON LINE) 16.) THE QUEEN GUIDETTE MONSTER-------------MUSTANG MATCHBOX CAR AND LIFETIME SUPPLY OF WINNIE DEPOTS 17.) GUIDETTE MONSTER GEAR---------WHITE PANTS, TURQUOISE OR PINK TANK OR TUBE TOP, AND STATEN ISLAND BANDANA--------CD SINGLE OF BOY GEORGE ILL TUMBLE FOR YA 18.) SF RECEIPT---------BREAKFAST, LUNCH, DINNER AND DRINKS ALL NIGHT COMPED AT DJAIS 19.) PICTURE OF MEXICAN SWEEIPNG THE FLOORS AT SF------------HOME TANNING BED 20.) PIECE OF MIRROR FROM ROXY-------PERSONAL LIMO FROM TEMPTS TO SF TO SURF ONE NIGHT SPECIAL 21.) BANG BANG SHOPPING BAG-------EMPTY JAR YOU SHOULDN’T WEAR BANG BANG 22.) 2 OZ OF ZIT PUSS FROM MEATHEADS BACK------------HOME GYM OUTSIDE SHORE HOUSE IN 2002 23.) DJAIS HEAD OF SECURITYS UNDERWEAR----------UNLIMITED METROCARD 24.) LEATHER JACKET-----FREE CELL PHONE 25.) CREW POMEADE---------ITALIAN FLAG ON BACK OF CAR

It can be called Sauce or Gravy I have often heard both. But this is my favorite sauce

You know what I have no idea how I come up with my thoughts I guess its because I am on the phones all day and I need to keep my hands occupied. It could be from all the bombs I used to drop and jars ive finished but who knows, i am still normal i think, i think this is amusing for me

I am Glad everyone is enjoying my Test!!!!

Labor Day Weekend Battles!!!! Hold a sec...............I am posing in the mirror right now, I have a wedge from my tight Kennth Cole briefs...Anyways, battles will be happening on the beach for labor day weekend. There will be juice head battles (whom ever can pump most juice in 10 minutes wins shopping spree at Vitamoin Shoppe, Pose offs ----winner gets shopping spree at Muscle mag and tape 45 from Mondo Music----------Relentless-----Tim Rex Bump offs----whom ever bumps the most jars in 2 hours gets to meet a vetenarian, 2 tans, 1 manicure, and a picture with the head security of Hunka Bunka Scoop offs----contestant must finish 1/2 gallon of G in one night, winner gets life time pass to SF and a pair of JP's underwear Whose traps are more mountainess----winner gets excess underwear Sweatiest pecs----winner gets to take shirt off at Djais no questions asked Triceps has the most ground beef inside----STack of Choclate Chip pancakes at the sand dollar Who eyebrows are most similar to the St. Louis Arch---trip to Ibiza Extended Jaw line----winner with most extended jaw from over juiciing gets free pie from 3 brothers and a pic with Jay Leno

YOU MIGHT KNOW ME I HAVE NO IDEA!! ILL BE AT DJAIS FRIDAY AND CAZ BAH SAT!!!!

FIND OUT IF YOU A TRUE GUIDO!!! TAKE MY PERSONAL TEST, THEN ADD THE SCORES AND SEE WHAT YOU ARE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE!!! YOU HAVE 4 DIFFERENT KINDS OF HAIR GEL---------5 PTS YOU HAVE A PRIMER FOR YOUR HAIR--------3PTS YOUR GET YOUR HAIR CUT ONCE EVERY TEN DAYS----4 POINTS YOU HAVE CHOPS------2PTS YOU USE PALMADE BY CREW-----6PTS YOU GET EYEBROWS WAXED EVERY TWO WEEKS----5PTS GO TANNING 2 OR MORE TIMES A WEEK----6PTS SHOP AT FCUK, DIESEL, BANANA REPUBLIC----4PTS SHOP AT D&G, ARMANI EXCHANGE, OR VERSACE----8 PTS SHOP AT LE CHATUE, PROGRESS OR BANG BANG----- MINUS 10 PTS WORK OUT 5 TIMES A WEEK MINIMUM------7 PTS FLEX IN MIRROR AFTER EVERY EXERCISE------3PTS LOOK AT YOURSELF IN EVERY REFLECTION POSSIBLE TO SEE HAIR—6PTS FIX HAIR AT LEAST 5TIMES A DAY---2PTS HAVE FLEXED ABS IN ROXY OR SF MIRRORS----8 PTS KISSED BICEPS IN PUBLIC-----5PTS FLEXED TRICEP AT BAR WAITING FOR DRINK----7 PTS FLEXED BACK FOR GIRLS STANDING BEHIND YOU-----3PTS OWN PAIR OF ALDO, PRADA, OR KENNETH COLE SHOES----4PTS HAVE OWNED A MUSTANG, CAMARO, SUV, FIREBIRD, GRAND AM OR GRAND PRIX--------9PTS HAVE DONE AT LEAST 5 CYCLES OF JUICE------10PTS HAVE DONE GROWTH HARMONE----5PTS GET MONTHLY MANICURES-----6PTS HAVE A PAIR OF DIESEL JEANS----3 PTS HAVE 5DIFFERENT COLOR WIFE BEATERS------8PTS ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE MOVIES MUST BE BRONX TALE, GODFATHER, CASINO OR THE LAST DON-----5PTS WEAR CUT OFF SHIRTS 90% OF THE TIME YOU GO OUT-----4PTS HAVE BEEN SHIRTLESS AT SF, ROXY OR EXIT-----7PTS HAVE DONE OVER 50 HITS IN LIFE TIME---3PTS HAVE FINISHED A LICK IN ONE WEEKEND-----10PTS HAVE BEEN IN A G HOLE-----7PTS FAVORITE FOOD STORE IS VITAMIN SHOPPE---6PTS OWN MORE THAN 3 TURTLENECKS-----5PTS YOU KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE MOZZARELLA, CAVATELLI, MANICOTTI AND CALAMARI CORRECTLY----8PTS YOU OWN FASHION THAT HAS AEROCROMBIE, BRITCHES, AEROPOSTALE, OR OLD NAVY----MINUS 20PTS OWN CLOTHES WITH FUBU, TOMMY HILL, FILA, NORTH FACE, MECCA-----MINUS 50PTS AND YOU SHOULDN’T BE TAKING MY TEST Wear Calvin Klein Boxer Briefs----6 pts OWN 5 DIFFERENT COLORS OF ADIDAS PANTS-----9PTS YOU ONLY LIKE HOUSE MUSIC------7PTS YOU OWN EVERY MONDO MUSIC TAPE MADE-----20PTS YOU HAVE HAD A DRINK WITH DAVE MONDO HIMSELF----14PTS YOU GROPE GUIDETTE MONSTERS-----12PTS YOU GET GROPED MY GUIDETTE MONSTERS-----15PTS YOUR FAVORITE PANTS ON A GIRL IS WHITE-----5PTS YOU WEAR D&G, ARMANI AQUA, JEAN PAUL OR PLEASURES---8PTS YOU STILL HAVE A PAIR OF CAVARICCI’S----20PTS YOU HAVE BEEN TO TEMPTS EVERY WEEKEND THIS SUMMER—10 PTS YOU HAVE BEEN TO DJ;S EVERY WEEKEND THIS SUMMER---10PTS YOU WORK IN CONSTRUCTION, DELI, TANNING SALON OR LANDSCAPING-----10 PTS YOU LIVE IN LODI, STATEN ISLAND, LITTLE FERRY, SADDLE BROOK-8PTS YOU HAVE BEEN TO EVERY MAJOR NJ CLUB 5 TIMES-----8 PTS YOU WENT TO TEMPTS THEN TO SF THEN TO SURF CLUB IN A 24 TIME FRAMEHOUR WITH OUT SLEEP---10PTS YOUR 28 AND STILL LIVE AT HOME----10 PTS YOUR CREDIT CARDS ARE MAXED OUT-----4PTS YOU EAT MOZZARELLA AND ROASTED PEPPERS ON A DAILY BASIS---4PTS YOU HAVE SUNDAY DINNERS WITH YOUR FAMILY AT 2PM----10PTS YOU HAVE TO EAT BREAD AT EVERY MEAL-----5PTS YOU LOVE RED BULLS----5PTS YOU MOVE YOUR HAND BACK AND FORTH WHEN YOUR BULLSHITTIN SOMEONE---6PTS YOUR HAIRY----5PTS YOUR HAIRLESS---5PTS YOU STILL LOVE PUMPIN YOUR FIST TO RELENTLESS ( A DENNY FAVORITE)---8PTS YOU GO OUT EVERY WEEKEND---6PTS YOU BUYS CLOTHES FOR EVERYWEEKEND---5PTS YOU PRAY ROXY FIRDAYS RETURN---12 PTS YOU NEED JOEYS IN CLIFTON ONCE A WEEK-----7PTS DINERO, DICE MAN, PESCI, PACCINO, SINATRA ARE ONE OF YOUR IDLES----7PTS YOU HAVE A BIG NOSE----4PTS YOU HAVE A BMW, AUDI OR LEXUS-----3PTS YOUR ONLY DANCE IS THE FIST PUMP---4PTS YOU WALK AROUND FLEXED AT ALL TIMES-----4PTS YOU LIVE FOR SAN GENEROS FESTIVAL IN SEPT---5PTS YOUR NAME IS MICHAEL, ANTHONY, JOSEPH, PETER, PAUL, ANGELO, FRANK OR VINNIE----7PTS YOU LIFT WEIGHTS BEFORE YOU GO OUT SO YOU LOOK PUMPED---10PTS YOU PUT ON OIL BEFORE YOU GO OUT SO YOU GLOW LIKE A COMET—10PTS TOTAL OF 500 TOTAL PINTS CAN BE EARNED!!!!!! 1-50---GO BACK TO WEARING FUCKIN AEROCROMBIE AND FITCH AND TUCKED IN FLANNELS WITH KACKIS, YOU WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US 50-100-----YOU TRY WAY TO HARD JUST FORGET IT, ITS POSSIBLE YOUR ANCESTORS WERE ONE OF US BUT DOUBTFUL 100-150---TAKE SOME CLASSES ON FASHION AND HOW TO BECOME A 2000 GUIDO YOU MIGHT HAVE A CHANCE 150-200---YOUR BORDERLINE WANNABE TRYING SO SO HARD TO BE A GUIDO, I THINK ONE OF THE CARS MIGHT GIVE YOU A PUSH 250-300----AVERAGE GUIDO NOT TOO STEROTYPICAL BUT YOUR ONE OF US 300-350----ABOVE AVERAGE ( RATED GUIDO, LOOKING GOOD BUT NOT WILLN OT REACH MASTER LEVELS 350-400-----TOP/FRONT LINE GUIDO REPRESENTING, CLASSY, SMOOTH, DOMINATES ALMOST ALL AROUNF 400 AND ABOVE---YEAH YOU FUCKING GUIDO MASTER KING OF ALL, YOUR SO UNSTOPPABLE YOU BURN UP AND CONTROL WHERVER YOU GO. NEVER REJECTED MASTER OF ALL GUIDOS CANT TOP YOU, CLUB MASTER FOREVER, NEVER GET OLD!!!!!!!!! 1-50---GO BACK TO WEARING FUCKIN AEROCROMBIE AND FITCH AND TUCKED IN FLANNELS WITH KACKIS, YOU WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US 50-100-----YOU TRY WAY TO HARD JUST FORGET IT, ITS POSSIBLE YOUR ANCESTORS WERE ONE OF US BUT DOUBTFUL 100-150---TAKE SOME CLASSES ON FASHION AND HOW TO BECOME A 2000 GUIDO YOU MIGHT HAVE A CHANCE 150-200---YOUR BORDERLINE WANNABE TRYING SO SO HARD TO BE A GUIDO, I THINK ONE OF THE CARS MIGHT GIVE YOU A PUSH 250-300----AVERAGE GUIDO NOT TOO STEROTYPICAL BUT YOUR ONE OF US 300-350----ABOVE AVERAGE ( RATED GUIDO, LOOKING GOOD BUT NOT WILLN OT REACH MASTER LEVELS 350-400-----TOP/FRONT LINE GUIDO REPRESENTING, CLASSY, SMOOTH, DOMINATES ALMOST ALL AROUNF 400 AND ABOVE---YEAH YOU FUCKING GUIDO MASTER KING OF ALL, YOUR SO UNSTOPPABLE YOU BURN UP AND CONTROL WHERVER YOU GO. NEVER REJECTED MASTER OF ALL GUIDOS, NO ONE CAN TOP YOU, CLUB MASTER FOREVER, NEVER GET OLD!!!!!!!!!

oh indeed you are very close to my house, i however will not tell you which one i am at i do not need a crowd of crack heads or people who think they are tough at my door cause i dont want to be responsible for violent actions if someone gets wise, however look for the biggest guy on the block 6'5 260 guido, you will be sure to see me, we do often walk down the block so you cant me us, us being Shlonger, Gropasarus, Silverback, sometimes GH boy, and Fleximus. See you all soon

wow this is so funny you are actually on the same block as we are, nevertheless you are between A st and ocean, wow we are only a few hundred yards away this could be interesting........

Listen Honey you dont know shit about who we are. We tell all of you where we go and if you really want to find out then come. You think you all know eveything. We are not the same person I can guarantee you that. Cyphead honestly has been busy, Silverback is in his 3rd year of med school, i am in sales and of course fitness modeling, shlonger is a broker, ghboy is a model and financial specialist and gropasaurus does investment banking. Look up in the dictionaries on what these words mean and the internet to find out exactly what we all do. Obviously your jobs suck ass cause they dont give you a lab top or PC to even work on . So fuck all who talk shit, I dont pick on anyone I write what I want to and none of you will be able to stop it, and if you think physically you can then fuckin bring it on pricks cause ill take all of you. However, you will come to me I will not waste time coming to you. I mean that and I am down whenever you are. Why do you read the posts then if they piss you off. YOU FUCKIN LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!! YOU LOVE ME AND ALL MY FRIENDS!!!!! YOU WANT TO HANG WITH US BUT CANT, IM TERIBBLY SORRY THAT YOU WERENT BLESSED!!!! MY 5 LBS OF CHICKEN IS WAITING FOR ME ON MY BREAK, I NEED TO GROW UNLIKE THE REST OF YOU!!! LOSERS

Hold a sec...............I am posing in the mirror right now, I have a wedge from my tight Kennth Cole briefs...Anyways, battles will be happening on the beach for labor day weekend. There will be juice head battles (whom ever can pump most juice in 10 minutes wins shopping spree at Vitamoin Shoppe, Pose offs ----winner gets shopping spree at Muscle mag and tape 45 from Mondo Music----------Relentless-----Tim Rex Bump offs----whom ever bumps the most jars in 2 hours gets to meet a vetenarian, 2 tans, 1 manicure, and a picture with the head security of Hunka Bunka Scoop offs----contestant must finish 1/2 gallon of G in one night, winner gets life time pass to SF and a pair of JP's underwear Whose traps are more mountainess----winner gets excess underwear Sweatiest pecs----winner gets to take shirt off at Djais no questions asked Triceps has the most ground beef inside----STack of Choclate Chip pancakes at the sand dollar Who eyebrows are most similar to the St. Louis Arch---trip to Ibiza Extended Jaw line----winner with most extended jaw from over juiciing gets free pie from 3 brothers and a pic with Jay Leno

Yeah I was doing deadlifts on the stage at tempts and some pig jumped on my back and started to take bites at well develpoed pecs, left some marks but I got her in the bathroom eventually. I let her touch my knees for a while