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Surprise… Surprise… Surprise…......NOT!

30 and proud of it.

I just got back from the hospital. My best friend from high schools mother is in I.C.U. She wanted to buy a computer, so I told her I would build one for her. We were just out picking up parts. Unfortunately, we were just railed by a motorist who ran a red light. I'm fine, but she is far from it. His only defense was that he didn't see the light because he was talking on his cel phone. My guess is he wouldn't have admitted that if he wasn't in the state of shock. I agree that sometimes these types of laws are a bit high handed. I for one can handle a car while I'm on the phone, but obviously others can't. It sucks that I can't talk on the phone now without a hands free set, but maybe if this law were already in place, I wouldn't have had to go to the hospital yesterday. Drew

How about you all e-mail the program director and tell him what you think. Phil Michaels Trueba

awesome!!!!!!! LOL! got any whites yet?

where can I get this mix Pod? It sounds groundbreaking. Drew

Try the Dj Store in Ft. Lauderdale and/or Mars Music. Good Luck, Drew

It's free and It's a bird.

I didn't have any complaints when I was reviewing it, but as with any software it's hardware dependent. Stanton recommends a PIII 700 or better on a dual boot system (Windows and BeOS). I recommend 256mg of memory and a hard drive that spins at least 7200rpm. AM DJ offers a similar product that allows you to use a cd player with a vinyl interface. I've fooled with it a bit but can't give a true review just yet. A friend of mine Dustin (DJ CK) is the AM DJ rep down here and he swears by it. .....and YES! I do trust him. He has never steered me wrong, but go see it for yourself. I'm sure you'll be impressed. Drew

It works wonderfully as long as you’re only going to mix music together, not scratch, or do turntable effects. On the other hand if you want to free your djing talents up for more important things like incorporating live musical performances? I recommend ableton live or hummingbird. Good Luck, Drew

Apparently, 93.1 seems to be a little worried about their pole. Last night before I went to bed Stryke was at 71%, with dj Concept running a slow second at 23%. This morning the pole has magically vanished. Guess they really aren’t interested in who are favorite local dj is. Or maybe they just can’t stand the fact that regardless of how hard they try to conform South Florida to what is happening in other cities across this country, they fail to realize the rest of the country has been taking cues from us for several years now. There Programming Direct Phil Michaels Trueba (his e-mail) (tell him what you think) is better suited to organize the music for weddings and bah mitzvahs, not happening night spots on South Beach. It’s to bad actually. 93.1 could have been part of the team that revolutionized entertainment on South Beach. Now they just get to be 93.1 with a big “L†on their forehead. Like my momma always said, “Stupid is as Stupid doesâ€. – My friend Forest Drew

New slogans for 93.1 " We've got our finger on the pulse of........uhm....cough....?" " How many dj's does it take to get to the center of the club scene on Miami Beach? ...Ah one...Ah two...Ah Three..........." " Power played 16 plus commercials last hour, we only played 5, other than the 12 we threw in promoting our station..... did I just say that out loud?" " I'm not a Programming Director, but I play one on T.V." " We secretly replaced these peoples quality entertainment on Saturday, with Folgers instant coffee. Let's see if they notice" Greg’s got my vote! Drew

You have to remove the page break tags that arbitrarily wind up in a url this long. I.E. Go to the address box of the new window that opens and remove these tags from the url. "<br%20/>" and "%20" This should work. Unfortunately clubplanet breaks sentances that are to long. Including URL's Good Luck, Drew

Thanks for the compliment. Next week we have Confucious (of Rabbit in the Moon). Hope to see you there! Drew

Can't wait to see what's up Pod and L.B.C.s sleeve this evening!

Yeah the track has been done for some time now, but it's finaly comin' out on Hooj. Nothing sad about that. Drew

This is worth seeing!

I'll be there!

Thanks Pod! I had fun too. I just can't wait until Stryke is finaly in the house and we can tag team that room together. I'll see you all there:) Drew

Actualy no, it was no trouble. In fact it pleases me to no end that it wound up in someones hands that will cherish it rather than be in the garbage. Enjoy! And thank you! Merry Christmas! Drew

I have been waiting till I had enough time to put my words into a cohesive message. Thanks Bruce! You said it all. Hail Edgar V “The Governor of Trance”. Drew

Honestly only a few handfuls of our friends. We haven't been trying to pack the house. Our intention has been to play quality music and give an alternative to what else there is to do. "An intimate gathering of friends in a comfortable environment." Unfortunately there are expenses and if we don't start breaking even soon we cannot continue. "SAVE FERRIS!" Thanks, Drew

Hey beyondo see if you can find a familiar name in this list. Here's a link to the source of this info. http://www.djmixed.com/djmixed/newsandfeatures/article.cfm?Article_ID=1442 What do you do for the scene besides bad mouth anything or anyone trying to do something new? I have nothing bad to say about Jules he deserves respect for where he is in his career. All I can say to you is have fun with your blinders on. Christopher Lawrence Los Angeles, USA Hook Recordings/Moonshine/Fragrant Luigi Jet Black(Steve Porter mix) (Nem USA) Alvin Dorsey & Nick Petrel Define Moments (White Label) Radiant Drivenchild (Polartilt) Ivan Gough Darkness (White Label Australia) DJ Gordon Moonshine Boogie(Ocean Wave mix) (White Label) Mark Lowndes Chemistry (Impulsive U.K.) Steve Porter The Catch (White Label) Sloane Residual Self Image (White Label) Drew Bongiorno Constant State of Arousal (Funk deFino USA) Incisions Amorak (Sunkissed USA)

I would just like to say sorry in advance. Nick's tour schedual changed and we wound up not signing him for tonight Dec. 6th like we hoped. Unfortunately someone here neglected to tell Egotrip about the change of plans. When I got into work tonight I was asked about the Egotrip party ad printed in there magazine. I had no idea! Sorry! We will make up for it. Drew