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crownroyal

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  1. Dang your a retard, shortie. Nah I'm jus playin, you my homie playa playaaa.
  2. I wasn't in the prison, but my high school was over by Quartz Hill prison. Palmdale is so phat. Right at the edge of the Mohave desert. I swear like 5 future playmates went there. "Man Chompers?" I never heard that before!
  3. Where are we going to eat? It'll be freezing outside and it smells like high school cafeteria inside....!
  4. Hey I'm not going anymore, have fun anyways. Instead I'm moving to Ibiza for the summer.
  5. I keep telling you foolio that I don't have to pay for anything when I go there now...! :tongue:
  6. Not really what I wrote but it is kinda true I guess. We need Joeygk to translate cos that wasn't the idea of what I said... Punkbutt!
  7. I been stallin on lunch but I'm about to go get two Nacho Cheese Chalupas, a Supreme Soft Taco (with extra cheese), a Steak Grilled Stuft Burrito, and a 6 piece Honey BBQ Wings. I will have you beat! Also, I'm still coughing up phlegm which means it will be extra thick after I am done!
  8. Damn Vic your are hella shady! (no offense shadygroove) Look at you here, I bet you are grabbin ass!
  9. I was paying for 3 people, had my own villa in Eularia, went to clubs everynight, the meds, had a car, drank like a fish, vip, etc, etc, etc. Devo occorrere questo momento per dire che ci sono alcune ragazze belle su Clubplanet. I miei favoriti sono Chynascratchcocoelly. Benchè le donne siano molto calde, non proverò ad avere loro sesso con perché sono donne molto dolci che meritano il rispetto. Ma fanno il mio lombo ottenere più grande!
  10. Ay dude lemme know of those girls are going asap!
  11. I was in the MARINES not the gay ass army. ok? I spent my entire enlistment at a little language school in Monterey, CA getting women (I met Kiyo there, she was a target at first). I pretty much spent a year drinking and getting rich high school girls. I am in outrageous serious debt, I spent $8000 in Ibiza last summer partying at megaclubs, plus I went to Vegas 2 weeks before that! I even maxed out my $400 Providian Visa! One more thing sucka, I never traveled anywhere when I was in the military, I stayed in Cali (heaven) the whole time. Now when I got out and got mission impossible I traveled... So I am the one you should feel sorry for!
  12. Shutup fathead get outta my territory chump fucknut!
  13. "You aaare on craaack." "Yoooooo arrrrrrre ooon craaaack." Nah I'll buy them if you pay me asap cos I'm out of footstamps and my cheeseblock and powdered milk is almost gone. I'm down to macaroni and ketchup and my pinto is out of gass.
  14. I need a blow too. I remember when I used to get them at lunchtime every day in high school. Man I wish I could go back to '95 Palmdale, CA! My girlfriend had fat lips it was great.
  15. I did all those things too. Wait a second I'm still doing those things! I don't have any degrees, those are for Sucka MCs and people with time. I was exploring the world drinking beer - thur Dragonfly, fri party @my place, sat Camelot chasing women - I just catch 'em! Cam,GoodG, Dragonfly, Buzz, Glow, Red, CP wasting ALL of my money - I'm always broke! I have lost of toys though and doing drugs that somepeople havent even classified as drugs - I snort creatine too! j/k
  16. Because it helps to get geschlecht. LOL no but for real I am like that dude in "The Saint."
  17. I already told you earlier! Study your German sucka so you know what I'm sayin!
  18. I do speak spanish, korean, and a little russian too! That would be awesome!
  19. Very true! Maybe 'Lil Louie references his dick instead of his height? We have to be fair and not come to conclusions that he is short and explore all possibilities.
  20. I love wet women also, so tasty! Wait shit that was in english. Anyways, ho imparato parlare italiano difettoso perché amo avere sesso con le donne italiane. In effetti in Ibiza ho avuto uno dal castello! Thye suona così caldo quando stanno gemendo durante il sesso. Give del daddy di Ohhhhhh esso a me! For you runner: Ich erlernte, schlechten Italiener zu sprechen, weil ich liebe, Geschlecht mit den italienischen Frauen zu haben. Tatsächlich in Ibiza hatte ich ein durch das Schloß! Thye klingen so heiß, wenn sie während des Geschlechtes ächzen. Vatigeben Ohhh es zu mir!
  21. Dude I'll pick yours up at Yoshi this week. Anybody think it will sell out? I'd rather get em on Thursday when I'll already be in the dirty place. Oh yeah, if those girls are gonna go should I get their tickets too? Them peeps better pay me back or I will complain to the grandmaster sergeant colonel chief!
  22. We hope everything is well with you and your family. Talk to you when you get back.
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