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Isn't fluent jibberish a little oxymoronicalistically impossible.

Persia is what used to be Iran.

Are the stars out tonight? I don't know if it's cloudy or bright 'Cause I only have eyes for you, dear The moon may be high But I can't see a thing in the sky 'Cause I only have eyes for you. I don't know if we're in a garden Or on a crowded avenue You are here, so am I Maybe millions of people go by But they all disappear from view And I only have eyes for you I don't know if we're in a garden Or on a crowded avenue You are here, so am I Maybe millions of people go by But they all disappear from view And I only have eyes for you.

American Football Taxi or subway?

history would say, morning sex. spanker or spankee?

a Britney would get you hot n bothered

Sometimes in our lives we all have pain We all have sorrow But if we are wise We always know that there's tomorrow Lean on me, when you're not strong And I'll be your friend I'll help you carry on For it won't be long 'Til I'm gonna need Somebody to lean on Please swallow your pride If I have things you need to borrow For no one can fill those of your needs That you don't let show Lean on me, when you're not strong And I'll be your friend I'll help you carry on For it won't be long 'Til I'm gonna need Somebody to lean on If there is a load you have to bear That you can't carry I'm right up the road I'll share your load If you just call me So just call on me brother, when you need a hand We all need somebody to make it I just might have a problem that you'd understand We all need somebody to make it Lean on me when you're not strong And I'll be your friend I'll help you carry on For it won't be long Till I'm gonna need Somebody to lean on Lean on me...

If I'm not in love with you What is this I'm going through Tonight And if my heart is lying then What should I believe in Why do I go crazy Every time I think about you, baby Why else do I want you like I do If I'm not in love with you And if I don't need your touch Why do I miss you so much Tonight If it’s just infatuation then Why is my heart aching To hold you forever Give a part of me I thought I’d never Give again to someone I could lose If I'm not in love with you Why in every fantasy Do I feel your arms embracing me Lovers lost in sweet desire Why in dreams do I surrender Lying with you baby Someone help explain this feeling Someone tell me If I'm not in love with you What is this I'm going through Tonight And if my heart is lying then what should I believe in Why do I go crazy Every time I think about you baby Why else do I want you like I do If I'm not in love with you

See the stone set in your eyes See the thorn twist in your side I wait for you Sleight of hand and twist of fate On a bed of nails she makes me wait And I wait without you With or without you With or without you Through the storm we reach the shore You give it all but I want more And I'm waiting for you With or without you With or without you I can't live With or without you And you give yourself away And you give yourself away And you give And you give And you give yourself away My hands are tied My body bruised, she's got me with Nothing to win and Nothing left to lose And you give yourself away And you give yourself away And you give And you give And you give yourself away With or without you With or without you I can't live With or without you With or without you With or without you I can't live With or without you With or without you

These eyes cry every night for you These arms long to hold you again The hurtin's on me, yeah And I will never be free, no, my baby, no no You gave a promise to me, yeah An' you broke it, an' you broke it, oh no These eyes watched you bring my world to an end This heart could not accept and pretend The hurtin's on me, yeah And I will never be free, no, no, no You took the vow with me, yeah An' you spoke it, an' you spoke it, babe These eyes are cryin' These eyes have seen a lot of loves But they're never gonna see another one like I had with you These eyes are cryin' These eyes have seen a lot of loves But they're never gonna see another one like I had with you These eyes are cryin' These eyes have seen a lot of loves But they're never gonna see another one like I had with you These eyes cry every night for you These arms, these arms long to hold you, hold you again These eyes are cryin' These eyes have seen a lot of loves But their never gonna see another one like I had with you These eyes are cryin' These eyes have seen a lot of loves But their never gonna see another one like I had with you These eyes are cryin' These eyes have seen a lot of loves But their never gonna see another one like I had with you These eyes are cryin' These eyes have seen a lot of loves But their never gonna see another one like I had with you Baby, baby, baby, baby Don't ya know these eyes are cryin' every night I need you back in my heart

I wanted so badly Somebody other than me Staring back at me But you were gone I wanted to see you walking backwards And get the sensation of you coming home I wanted to see you walking away from me Without the sensation of you leaving me alone Time and time again Time and time again Time and time again I can't please myself I wanted the ocean to cover over me I wanna sink slowly without getting wet Maybe someday, I won't be so lonely And I'll walk on water every chance I get So when are you coming home Sweet angel? You leaving me alone? All alone? Well if I'm drowning darling, you'll come down this way on your own I wish I was traveling on a freeway Beneath this graveyard western sky I'm gonna set fire to this city And out into the desert we're gonna ride

I think you're already gone. I think I'm finally scared now You think I'm weak - But I think you're wrong I think you're already leaving Feels like your hand is on the door I thought this place was an empire But now I'm relaxed - I can't be sure I think you're so mean - I think we should try I think I could need - this in my life I think I'm just scared - I think too much I know this is wrong it's a problem I'm dealing If you're gone - maybe it's time to go home There's an awful lot of breathing room But I can hardly move If you're gone - baby you need to come home Cuz there's a little bit of something me In everything in you I bet you're hard to get over I bet the room just won't shine I bet my hands I can stay here I bet you need - more than you mind I think you're so mean - I think we should try I think I could need - this in my life I think I'm just scared - that I know too much I can't relate and that's a problem I'm feeling If you're gone - maybe it's time to go home There's an awful lot of breathing room But I can hardly move If you're gone - baby you need to come home cuz there's a little bit of something me In everything in you I think you're so mean - I think we should try I think I could need - this in my life I think I'm just scared - do I talk too much I know it's wrong it's a problem I'm dealing

She's got a smile that it seems to me Reminds me of childhood memories Where everything Was as fresh as the bright blue sky Now and then when I see her face She takes me away to that special place And if I stared too long I'd probably break down and cry Sweet child o' mine Sweet love of mine She's got eyes of the bluest skies As if they thought of rain I hate to look into those eyes And see an ounce of pain Her hair reminds me of a warm safe place Where as a child I'd hide And pray for the thunder And the rain To quietly pass me by Sweet child o' mine Sweet love of mine Where do we go Where do we go now Where do we go Sweet child o' mine

but, if you're that stupid to use something guessable, you deserve it

Britney Spears Wax Figure To Get Inflatable Breasts

My friend assures me, "It's all or nothing." I am not worried I am not overly concerned My friend implores me, "For one time only, make an exception." I am not worried Wrap her up in a package of lies Send her off to a coconut island I am not worried I am not overly concerned with the status of my emotions "Oh," she says, "you're changing." But we're always changing It does not bother me to say this isn't love Because if you don't want to talk about it then it isn't love And I guess I'm going to have to live with that But I'm sure there's something in a shade of grey, Something in between, And I can always change my name If that's what you mean My friend assures me, "It's all or nothing." But I am not really worried I am not overly concerned You try to tell yourself the things you try to tell yourself To make yourself forget I am not worried "If it's love," she said, "then we're going to have to think about the consequences." She can't stop shaking I can't stop touching her and... This time when kindness falls like rain It washes her away and Anna begins to change her mind "These seconds when I'm shaking leave me shuddering for days," she says And I'm not ready for this sort of thing But I'm not going to break and I'm not going to worry about it anymore I'm not going to bend, and I'm not going to break and I'm not going to worry about it anymore It seems like I should say, "As long as this is love..." But it's not all that easy so maybe I should Snap her up in a butterfly net Pin her down on a photograph album I am not worried I've done this sort of thing before But then I start to think about the consequences Because I don't get no sleep in a quiet room and... The time when kindness falls like rain It washes me away and Anna begins to change my mind And everytime she sneezes I believe it's love and Oh lord, I'm not ready for this sort of thing She's talking in her sleep It's keeping me awake and Anna begins to toss and turn And every word is nonsense but I understand and Oh lord, I'm not ready for this sort of thing Her kindness bangs a gong It's moving me along and Anna begins to fade away It's chasing me away She disappears and Oh lord, I'm not ready for this sort of thing then I'll replace it.

11:46 - s/he musta gotta hold of your tit.......pics

The words may change, but the song remains the same... you may be on to something, though

The newspapers have been trying to explain this for years, and still nobody gets it. Time to bring out the big battalions. People have the idea that the purpose of daylight saving time is to give them more time to frolic on summer evenings. Hah. The real purpose is to conserve energy. You want to line up the hours of daylight with the hours most people are up and about. That way they'll use the lights less and we'll waste less oil, coal, etc. On December 21 sunrise is around 7:20 AM and sunset around 4:40 PM--business hours. Fine. Problem is, as the day lengthens you get more daylight in both AM and PM but you need it mostly PM. Rather than try and noodge the clock ahead every day, you bide your time till April. Then bam, you switch to DST, thereby shifting an hour of wasted daylight from morning till evening. When the days start to get shorter again, you shift the hour back. It's a hassle but it's more effective than this half-hour-split-the-difference nonsense. Now for questions from the class. Why do we need to change the clock at all? Why don't we just get up earlier? Yeah, right. Besides, this is the 20th century. You do what the clock tells you to do. When the masterminds behind it all want people to dance to a different tune, they don't retrain the populace, they change the clocks. Why are farmers against daylight saving time? Because they're idiots. They claim DST makes them get up when it's pitch dark. Like hell. Farmers can get up when they want (subject to the OK of the cows, of course). Except on market days they don't have to be in sync with the rest of us. They just don't feel like resetting the alarm. TDB.

What will you do with the extra hour?

what will you do with that extra hour?

In your arms I can still feel the way you want me when you hold me I can still hear the words you whispered when you told me I can stay right here forever in your arms And there ain't no way-- I'm lettin' you go now And there ain't no way-- and there ain't not how I'll never see that day.... 'Cause I'm keeping you forever and for always We will be together all of our day Wanna wake up every morning to your sweet face--always Mmmm, baby In your heart--I can still hear a beat for every time you kiss me And when we're apart, I know how much you miss me I can feel your love for me in your heart And there ain't no way-- I'm lettin' you go now And there ain't now way-- and there ain't no how I'll never see that day.... 'Cause I'm keeping you forever and for always We will be together all of our day Wanna wake up every morning to your sweet face--always (I wanna wake up every morning) In your eyes--(I can still see the look of the one) I can still see the look of the one who really loves me (I can still feel the way that you want) The one who wouldn't put anything else in the world above me (I can still see love for me) I can still see love for me in your eyes (I still see the love) And there ain't no way-- I'm lettin' you go now And there ain't no way-- and there ain't no how I'll never see that day.... 'Cause I'm keeping you forever and for always We will be together all of our day Wanna wake up every morning to your sweet face--always 'Cause I'm keeping you forever and for always We will be together all of our day Wanna wake up every morning to your sweet face--always I'm keeping you forever and for always I'm in your arms

A single state of mind N.Y. has biggest percentage of unwed By CARRIE MELAGO and BILL HUTCHINSON DAILY NEWS WRITERS It's official: New York has the hottest singles scene in America. The U.S. Census Bureau released a report yesterday showing New York has a greater percentage of bachelors and bachelorettes than any other state - and most of the singles are in the city. In the five boroughs, there are 2.4 million people who have never married. Half the state's adult population was either widowed, divorced or had never been married, according to "Marital Status: 2000." The nationwide study also concluded that men and women are waiting longer than ever to say "I do." And the odds for women hoping to marry aren't good. The study found 86 unmarried men for every 100 unmarried women. "I don't know if they're all confirmed bachelors," said Tavia Simmons, a co-author of the report. The study doesn't go beyond statistics, but single New Yorkers offered lots of explanations for their cold feet. "I'm single by choice because I have aspirations that are easier achieved on my own," said Jason Price, 26, a New York University student majoring in cultural anthropology. "I don't want to have to compromise just yet." Furniture saleswoman Elisa Borgatti, 31, of Mount Vernon, in Westchester County, said there are simply too many choices. "Every corner that you turn there is somebody else who is good-looking, and everybody is always out for a bigger and better prize," Borgatti said. "I'm not going to settle for just anyone." Aspiring dancer Shawn Brzezinski, 25, of Williamsburg, Brooklyn, said he has had several boyfriends since moving to the city five years ago but none has worked out. "This is a city of millions of people but sometimes it's the loneliest," Brzezinski said. Garner Abrahams, 32, of Hempstead, L.I., said he has been more focused on a sports marketing career than on looking for a mate. "At one time I was doing a lot of dating. Now I want to cool off a little, stay out of the scene," said Abrahams. "I don't want to date, I want to focus on my career. If it comes my way - great. If it doesn't - so what?" Originally published on October 21, 2003

E.T. phone home...

me? nope. just an observation.