Ok...for the girlz out there...here's some comebacks to those cheezy lines >Women's Clever Answers To Pick-Up Lines > >Man: "Haven't we met before?" >Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic." > >Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" >Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore." > >Man: "Is this seat empty?" >Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down." > >Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?" >Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a > rock?" > >Man: "Your place or mine?" >Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine." > >Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants." >Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there." > >Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" >Woman: "It's in the phone book." >Man: "But I don't know your name." >Woman: "That's in the phone book too." > >Man: "So what do you do for a living?" >Woman: "I'm a female impersonator." > >Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" >(Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?) >Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." >(I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.) > >Man: "What sign were you born under?" >Woman: "No Parking." > >Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" >Woman: "Do not Enter" (or) "Stop." > >Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" >Woman: "Unfertilized!" > >Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same > reason." >Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!" > >Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy." >Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?" > >Man: "I know how to please a woman." >Woman: "Then please leave me alone." > >Man: "I want to give myself to you." >Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts." > >Man: "I can tell that you want me." >Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave." > >Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy." >Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die > laughing." > >Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?" >Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species." > >Man: "May I see you pretty soon?" >Woman: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?" > >Man: "Your body is like a temple." >Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today." > >Man: "I'd go through anything for you." >Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account." > >Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you." >Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"