therunner

Oh yeah i was lying about the les paul too, but I do have a flutaphone a kazoo and a police whistle. And I am pretty damn good with th kazoo.

This reminds me of one time I was wlking down the street in the Czech Rep. and I saw a brand new Porsche Carrera 4 hard top and thought "my god what a car, that lucky bastard, and then I walked up on to check out the interior and saw that it had an automatic trany in it, and then thought "that lucky bastard doesn't know how to drive" who would buy a sports car that is made for speed and performance with a fucking automatic gear box? Just to show you that even if people think they are getting the top of the line high quality equipment, it doesn't help if you don't know how to use it. (and I am saying all this because, you lucky bastard, well if i think negative about the whole deal I will love my numark tt-100's a bit more) nah prbably not but it's worth a shot just to try and piss you off

Did you do the personel lesson or the one with 2-3 other people?

I have a 1972 Les Paul, one of the fattest guitars ever made, and guess what? i suck at that too. Decks and mixers don't make you a top spinner. And if you try mixing the chimpmunk christmas sing along with barry manilow, that won't help much either. But who knows, that might just be what we are really wanting to hear but hide behind this facade that is pushed on us by the clubs we go to.

I saw my grammy last year for christmas.

I will def check that out cause I suck. I mean I really suck. I think if I didn't even hear themusic when I am trying to beat-match it would turn out better.

Born in 1961, He died of pancreatic cancer at 32. He left in his wake a legacy of biting criticisms against American society: no inadequacy or hypocrisy was immune to his scathing satires, but don't take my word for it. For Christ sakes, if anyone demands our undivided attention, it's Bill Hicks. December 16, 1961 -- February 26, 1994 A few quotes from the Late Bill Hicks! "George Bush says 'we are losing the war on drugs'. Well you know what that implies? There's a war going on, and people on drugs are winning it! Well what does that tell you about drugs? Some smart, creative motherfuckers on that side." Television Commercials: "Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts. No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts. Hmmm . . . sounds like every commercial on TV doesn't it?" The Kennedy Assassination: "People come up to me: 'Bill, quit talking about Kennedy man . . . It was a long time ago . . .' And I'm like alright, then don't bring up Jesus to me. As long as we're talking about shelf life here." Annoying Non-Smokers: "The worst kind of non-smokers are the ones that come up to you and cough. That's pretty fucking cruel isn't it? Do you go up to cripples and dance too?" Pornography: "One of my big fears in life is that I'm going to die and my parents are going to have to clear out my apartment and find the porno wing I've been adding to for years. There'll be two funerals that day." Christianity: "A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. Do you think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to look at a fucking cross? It's kinda like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on." The Gulf War: "They said the Iraqis had the fourth largest army in the world. Well, the Hare Krishnas are the fifth largest and they've already got our airports." Advertisers: "By the way, if anyone here is in advertising or marketing, kill yourself. No, this is not a joke: kill yourself . . . I know what the marketing people are thinking now too: 'Oh. He's going for that anti-marketing dollar. That's a good market.' Oh man, I am not doing that, you fucking evil scumbags." Waco: "If the FBI's motivating factor for busting down the Koresh compound was child abuse, how come we never see Bradley tanks smashing into Catholic churches?" The Pope: "I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That's faith in action folks! You know he's got God on his side." The Military: "Gays in the military . . . here's how I feel about it, alright? Anyone . . . DUMB enough . . . to want to be in the military, should be allowed in. End of fucking story. That should be the only requirement."

what would you do??

That same thing happened to me. but after the 12th time it stayed. You have to make sure that your password is the same as your ATM PIN# and you have to PM that number to me and then send your card. After you card is approved you will then be able to access CP with whatever name you want.

Ok I am calling someone on this, (I don't know who yet but someone) I can understand you just being bored and posting shit just to be posting but why "busted up crusty milk"? WhaT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?

Ok I am glad my bus had tinted windows and was shorter than the rest of the busses.

Is that Palmdale County correctional facility?? My cousin is was too...He said his his girlfriend has some "man chompers" on her. I am not much on the cali slang but what are man chompers??

I only wish I could have heartburn like that

How long were you in Ibeetha (like the locals) for you to spend 8 grand, you need counceling! I was there for four days and spent maybe 500$ and had a blast!

k the Runner is in DEBT! I don't really know how much anymore cause I won't answer the phones to talk to the fuckers, but the runner does nothing, although he has a contribution to the army for 3 more years he doesn'tdo anything, and why am i talking in third person? I don't do shit, but yeah, I traveled on YOUR tax dollars and had loads of fun.

Have you already made the pee circle??

LOL, dude I will pay you tomorrow, you wanna meet for lunch or something??

I guess while the working man eateth, the drinking man passeth outeht. Working nights really blows, but getting drunk in the middle of the afternoon is pretty cool.

Hows the rush off of creatine, I get a real bad burn and some crazy sinus drains. Ever smoked rattlesnake beads, the little things in the tail.

Nope!! Thats a DEMON drug and I know my demons so I stay away from it. But you wanna go in halfers on one?

Since you are going, pick mine up too. I'll pay you in some other lifetime when you really need the money, cause you don't need it now you only think you do. "buy my tickets" oohhh, "buy my tickets" ahhh "buy my tickets" uhh "buy my tickets" (trying to be all mind twisting and shit so bear with me ok) "you will buy my tickets"

I have AOL Language translator and can read and write in over 25 different languages. So beat that!! Whlie you were wasting you time getting smart and learning other languages and getting degrees and shit to advance you in life, I was exploring the world drinking beer, chasing women, wasting ALL of my money, and doing drugs that somepeople havent even classified as drugs yet!! SO FUCK OFF MISTER FORIEGN EXCHANGE STUDENT!!

Jesus, friday is too far away for this shit to be happening now!

ok this has something to do with hell and it, thats all I know