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oh yeah, I was just hoping that the dryer sheets would reduce the amount of static, not ground the damn thing.

It's static shock. And I have taken my shoes off and it is not as bad. But i know the shcoks can't be good for the electical stuff inside and I as already considering a rubber mat. I talked to the guy who I bought the setup from and he said he never got shocked using it, so it must be the dry weather or just the building that I am in. I don't get shocked everytime I touch it just when I play a record, gofuck around on the computer and then go back to change records I know I am in for a shock. I feel like the guy from Office Space when he goes to touch the door knob in the office.

What the hell is a Snuggletini??

I am off the 18th 19th and 20th. so whenever during those times. BTW where is Buzz maybe I could meet up with you guys on friday/saturday for a couple hours.

Shady, while you are figuring out songs, what is the song that is playing on the boeing commercial. f you don't know which one just watch CNN for a while and it wll come on. also, ho can i keep from getting shocked when touching my mixer or turntables, I have put dryer sheets under the slipmats and it has help a little but hasn't stopped it. If it keeps getting worse I think i will have to ground myself to the mixer and that could be painful.

Thats a pretty good mix, martini's are always nice but I can't get smached on them. Neither with whiskey. Whiskey makes me either so drunk i do really stupid shit or I fall asleep.

I could handle a private show. You think we could get the donkey to come along too.

I din't yell but sleep I do believe is a thing of the past.

If going out (or staying in) and want to get hammered. What would you drink to do it? No other substances but alcohol. I think I would start with about 8 pints of Guinness and then move to a really strong cider. And then back to Guinness. With a few shots of something kinda sweet to give the taste buds a chance to rest.

Oki am insane, ad the suicide thing isjust fucking freaking!

Motoized penises. I could start a vocational school on motorized penis repairs. Thats it make millions. Don't trow away your burned out motorized penis, upgrade, add a few "go fast parts" like nitros and a 4bbl carb with a 220v power amp.

Yeah i am Army Intel, loved it when I was in Germany but being here in the DC area there is way to much political BS everywhere!

I have about 5G of music and am constantly doing downloads to rebuild the 18G I lost thanks to a nice little virus. So an MP3 burning party sounds great. Or I could just loan someone my hard drive for a week, and please return with a full tank.

I actually hte my job, dislike all of my coworkers and my boss! I work a rotating schedule that is 12 hours a day (usually three days in a row) and switch from nights to days every two weeks. And what pisses me off about the schedule is that the guy who made up th schedule, doesn't work it. And since he is the boss he won't change it because that would prove him falible and we can't have that now can we. And all i do for the twelve hours that iam there is answer the phones and watch CNN, because we aren't allowed to watch anything that isn't news related! If any of you are ever thinking about joing the army, please don't! Unless of course you want to go overseas.

Doing any type of mind altering drugsat a casino is great. Wentto a casino in Amsterdam, on some of Hollands most dankest, funkiest, purple sticky snowflake weed, (best ever), and a couple hand fulls of mexican mushies. I thought i was in the casino for three days, and then realised that I hadn't even gotten any chips!!! So I knew not to gamble on anyting more than the 50p slots. And the waitresses all knew that my friends and I were fucked up so they took us to the lounge and just let u play there and kept feeding us drink after drink.

Well lets see here, if I add Sat plus My MOTHER FUCKNG birthday times the fun at a titty bar minus all the money amplified by booze mutiplied by work to the 16th power to the square root of drugs divided by naked women = fuck something in this equation just doesn't equate. I must do something about the work varible.

Well anytime you're up to go to a strip club, I'm game. Watching naked women dance around and take my money while I am fucked out of my head is always a god thing (but than fully clothed women taking my money while I am fucked out of my head). BTW what are the strip laws here in DC, can they go full nude or is it some gay shit like they can only go to a bikini??

Fuck i get off at ten tonight

Buying drugs and funding terrorist: If the government would finally legalize drugs, tax them and provide government rehab centers for those who don't want to do drugs (which they do already), we wouldn't be funding terrorist, but instead we would be building roads, schools, hospitals and homeless shelters. "Drug" stores could be owned and operated buy the government (like liquor stores in PA) and rationed to those who use the substance to help in reducing addiction and overdoses. Prohabition didn't work because it ensued to heavy violence and severe criminal punishments by everyone from the common beggar to US Senators. No take a former DC Mayor. I rest my case! FUCK IT SUPPORT THE TERRORIST IF YOU WANT!! We currently have a food for oil program with Iraq and Iran because we have sanctions on them we can't directly give them money. But, we give them food so they spend thier money on what, FUCKING WEAPONS!! Take your anti-drug campaign back to the washington mall and leave more room for John Basedow infomercials!

Best thing about rolling at a strip club is finding out which girls there are rolling too. If you can't find any that are rolling trade a pill for a lap dance, and then an hour later, you are still getting free lap dances. Plus if you are rolling you're not drinking, so you won't spend as much.

Fuck Monday List: I hate that I have a Monday every three days. (12 hour rotating shifts three days on three days off) I do nothing at work, but yet I have to be here. I hate the fact that, well I really hate coming in to work. I overslept by two hours today and just said "Wow, two hours less of sitting in the office."

HOMELANDS 1st June 2002 1pm - 6am The Bowl, Matterley Estate, Nr Winchester, Hampshire, England. Live Acts: Basement Jaxx, Zero 7, Oxide & Neutrino, Soft Cell, Kruder & Dorfmeister, Roots Manuva, Alison Limerick. Special Guest’s will be announced on the Radio One Essential Selection show with Pete Tong on 22nd February 2002. More live acts to be announced! DJ's: Sasha, Carl Cox, John Digweed, Pete Tong, Jeff Mills, Erick Morillo, Gilles Peterson, Roger Sanchez, Dave Pearce, Darren Emerson, Tiesto, Steve Lawler, Roni Size, Sven Vath, Seb Fontaine, Dillinja & Lemon D, Richie Hawtin, Lottie, Nick Warren, Harry ‘Choo Choo’ Romero, Judge Jules, Graeme Park, Mr C, Yousef, Rui Da Silva, Fergie, Ralph Lawson, Guy Ornadel, Paul Taylor, Sander Kleinenberg, Tim Westwood, DJ Marky, John ‘00’ Fleming, Ferry Corsten, Stanton Warriors, Plump DJ's, Krust. Tickets £49.00 adv (subject to booking fee and conditions) Available from all Ticketmaster outlets in selected Virgin stores, Tower Records & Waitrose stores nationwide and online at http://www.meanfiddler.com http://www.homelands.co.uk & http://www.ticketmaster.co.uk

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Homelands is a two day fest on an old runway in England (sheffield I think) It happens on the last weekend of May every year. I don't know who is going to be spinning there yet but it should be posted soon. Tickets go on sale in FEB. (about 50 quid) The fest is only part of the trip, the tour will hit London and some other clubbing site along the way. I am going as part of the Jack Daniels Society Spring Tour. Great bunch of people that love to party!! www.JD-Society.com there are some postings from previous tours. Be advised that they are Brits and a little strange.

MARILYN MONROE!!!(RIP) No doubt in my mind the best looking woman ever and dumb as rock!! 1926-1962