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  7. why isnt GOD married???

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    I can at least prove why gods a man, and with a good sense of humor ...

    Most gay men, as far as i have seen, are usually well groomed, physically fit and over all very attractive. Thus making them the object of desire by most women.

    Bi-Sexual women are usually women who men want and find attractive

    full blown dykes are chicks who look like dudes and are usually attracted to other butch looking bull dykes. From time to time, these dykes go the extra mile and convert bi-sexual hotties in dykes by using the pain these women have felt because of man ...

    but over all ... women want gay men and men dont want anything to do with full blow dykes. Maybe this can help explain why God isnt married, cause there are bi-sexual chicks who will do his bidding ...

    What the fuck are you smoking?

  13. Wal-Mart and Darvocet

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    I just got a prescription for darvocet because I suffer from migrains pretty badly. Well, I took two as prescribed and then I remembered I had to go to Wal-Mart for something - Well, I still can't remember what that soething was. So after about 45min of walking around I figured I needed to go home.

    Empty handed I walked to the car and sat there for another 20 min or so and remembered that I had gone to wal-mart for laundry detergent. So I went back inside. 20 min more had passed and I bought $85.00 worth of shit and it's all still in the bag in the car because I just remembered I went to wal-mart. I am starting to think now that only one of these pills is good enough to take care of the pain.

    But my motor fucntions feel great - I just don't feel anything and the memory is shit.

  15. Happy 4th of July - reviews of your parties please!!

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    Glad that worked. Now my photobucket password and sign-in is all fucked up. I have about 15 more pics to add and will put on some of the good ones.

    The water in the river is all spring fed so it stays at 63-68 degrees year round. And at some points along the river the water is so blue it reminded me of the final scene in the goonies where they find the ship. It's that fucking blue. Plus, you could easily see trout and bass 10-15 feet below the suface. At one point I got out of my boat and started to walk across the river because I thought it was only knee deep - but about 5 feet from the back I was over my head.

  21. Happy 4th of July - reviews of your parties please!!

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    That must have been awesome. My friends went camping about an hour outside of Boston (I think), jet skiing on a lake....i kept getting texts about it and how beautiful it was up there. I was green with envy, wish i could have gone....:(

    I tried posting some pics but they are too big to put on this thing. The area was beautiful. It was a three-day kayak trip and I would leave again tomorrow if I had somebody to watch my dog for me.

    The only bad part about the trip was my dry hull sprung a leak and most of my gear got wet. Didn't matter too much as it was hot as balls and everything dried out pretty quickly - I did ruin a book with the flooding but it's replaceable.

  23. why isnt GOD married???

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    God made Adam and Eve so they could feel misery. God's too smart to get married - then he'd have to listen to his Godly wife talk about how fucking "perfect" he is and all that shit. Fucking women would bitch about the mistakes you make and then here comes GOD, all knowing and all seeing omnipotent being that has to keep some nagging wife happy. Fuck that - he already knows she's going to be a bitch so why deal with it?!

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