Too Old There was a man who realy took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged 6 miles a day. One day, he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tanned all over except his pecker. So he decided to do something about it. He went to the beach, completely undressed himself and buried himself in the sand, except for his pecker, which he left sticking out. Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the "thingie" sticking up over the sand, she began to move it around with her cane. Remarking to the other lady, "There's no justice in the world." The other lady asked what she meant. She replyed.... When I was 20, I was curious about it When I was 30, I enjoyed it When I was 40, I asked for it When I was 50, I paid for it When I was 60, I prayed for it When I was 70, I forgot about it Now I'm 80 and the damn things are growing wild on the beach and I'm too old to squat!