liqidtouch

Too Old There was a man who realy took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged 6 miles a day. One day, he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tanned all over except his pecker. So he decided to do something about it. He went to the beach, completely undressed himself and buried himself in the sand, except for his pecker, which he left sticking out. Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the "thingie" sticking up over the sand, she began to move it around with her cane. Remarking to the other lady, "There's no justice in the world." The other lady asked what she meant. She replyed.... When I was 20, I was curious about it When I was 30, I enjoyed it When I was 40, I asked for it When I was 50, I paid for it When I was 60, I prayed for it When I was 70, I forgot about it Now I'm 80 and the damn things are growing wild on the beach and I'm too old to squat!

thats what i get for being lazy:laugh:

thanks bro goto www.metromixradio.com check the messageboards ( COMMUNITY ) and look at my other one-- its just so sexy i gotta show it off:eek: you can find one of them right here http://www.metromixradio.com/forum/thread-view.asp?threadid=512&posts=5

damb straight

ATTN: Mr. ROSENBERG!!! (god that sounds like a doctors page in a hospital) anyway if u want something good on a saturday night & not up for cherri or another NJ spot hit me up- i got comps weekly for a few NYC joints:hat: ATTN: CP---- this does not mean that LIQID TOUCH is a promoter.... it just means that i know the owners and djs - like we all should-

:laugh: y does that sound familiar/?

how have you been my little frined? things still going good for ya way up there?

metro mix radio

like i told you before its ALWAYS about you grl:eek: ok im out--see ya there

dont feel bad--its my treat--cauyse we never got to finish that talk we were having last time there--- bad habbit-- i dont forget things LOL anyway me ? drink? not drink? well,, ive been changing a few things about myself lately and for me getting my 1st BUZZZZZZ we can all thank XRAPTUREX for that one lastweek at metro- 2 long islands 4 shots of soco and lime see my prob that night was that i thoug you were supposed to dring a SOCO and lime as a DRINK all the time-- so here i am with 2 full drinks of that everynight as well- Man i just straight BUMB RUSHED the BAR scene didnt i? oh well-- sweety-- your going to have to school me on it tonight- see ya later:laugh:

i think its some website with the partridge family on it or something..except its a bunch of guys being all incest like with eachother just bustin balls MOo

come get me sweet pea i got ya back / front / side / awww hell lets have a few......

here! here! my thoughts, the same-----

u going this week? like i really need to ask right? awww hell ill see ya there:hat:

what iwant to see is somw GINNIE T's with the N.J.D logo on it:laugh:

ya know what? i think ill make a special appearnce tonight at VIBE YO DENNIS-- HIT me up

did he say i have a "grassy ass?":confused: thanks sweetness see you at MERGE-- and i hope it wasnt anyone you know that was grabbin mahh booty last summer:laugh: (damb freaky deeky ppl at the upper bar-and the lower bar- and the front bar-- AHHHH hell all over the place is where it happened- oh 1 more thing-- if isee ya there- i have to tell you this AWSOME story of something that happened last year @ MERGE:D

MARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII:eek: Huni i love you to DEATH but i never got the first cds that you guys were sending out a few months ago:( ill PM you the mailing address againg to make sure---- if u have any of the first one - PLZ send that too?

just asking:cool:

WTF?!?! thats almost funny--- only cause it makes no sence:blown: has anyone ever gotten this one " hey BRO you look like you need some BACK DOOR LOVING"

Dont worry CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIca. i understand ya all the way...... well i used to but ehh(*)

ya kno w i hate you both? now lets go get some cake--- i want more of those little cakes that Jill brough for Brians birthday