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sparklez929

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  1. Ha Ha... Last St. Patricks Day... I did the same, only we forgot to pay attention to how soon we were getting there, and the cab door opened right in front of hundreds of people... All trying to get a cab... I was like...
  2. That's sad... I'm sorry... I once baby-sat a 7 yr old who would run around screaming, suck my dick, while grabbing his crotch...at every chance he got... Once ran after me with his parents dildo... swinging the damn thing around like a sword... And he is all that came to mind when I was reading the beg. of this thread...
  3. I know, I pictured some thick Italian guy with a fat gold rope chain, with a big tiger on it ( like your avatar), A thick goat-T, and a worn out white undershirt, behind some pizza counter... Screaming, You wanna a pizza..? Whata kinda a pizza..?
  4. This apparently is much more amusement for chosenone, but he already knows how I feel about that...
  5. Don't let chosenone get ur panties in a ruffle... he's just trying to start poop....
  6. Sorry sweets, thats funny... but just telling ya, thats what it makes me think of... besides.. I love Italian's... don't take offense to it;)
  7. i'll repeat this as many times as it takes... Grow Up:rolleyes:
  8. Sex Town Mayor does have a certain ring to it... kinda makes you think of... Ummm... come-in-to-my-oval-office-pimp-style..! I dunno, sicione makes me think of some giudo pizza thrower... hehe... Muah
  9. sparklez929

    po po

    Don't hate on Cop's... There awesome people... Besides, there the only one's who can and will help you catch those sum's a bitches who keep F-ing with you...
  10. A three yr old child will mimic ANYONE he looks up to... Purposely or not, this kid saw way too much for my liking.. This has to be taken care of immeadiately.. If people react to him doing this, by showing wide eye's, or pointing or lauging, it will only make it 10 times worse... Sad to say, but this is where he would get a slight smack on the wrist.. And a stern--- NO!!! from the Sparkster...
  11. sparklez929

    Sex Gardens!!

    I dunno about a sex park like that, but I would definately be interested in a Universal type deal... Where you can witness how the make porno's or something of the sort... That would be tasty...
  12. Have a fake I.D...? If so, where did you get em made...? Are they real id's, or fake college ones or something...?
  13. I think they call this the Chihuaha Complex. It's been studied by many scientists and been proven over time, and many studies. People, guys and girls both. Who are born smaller then there peer's feel they have to compensate for there lacking in size, with a bigger bark, shall we say. I think it's kinda cute personally, but all very common...
  14. Chosen needs to grow up... He obviously has nothing better to do with himself, then throw shit at people... seriously, i'd like to give out a swift kick in the ass to this mofo... And I say that in the nicest way possible..
  15. When ya need someone to piss on? Pfft...
  16. That is funny sweetheart.... :laugh: Next Time...
  17. During the firestorms of 99... I lived in Florida with my ex of 4 yrs... Upon coming back from evacuation, we had a curfew placed on our entire town, to enable the rescue efforts to continue without being blocked by driver's on the road. So after daylight noone was allowed on the roads... Me and 4 other's, including the ex... Played Nekkid truth or dare in the middle of the street, for hours... We did some scandelous stuff.... lemme tell you...
  18. OK kids... Now I know we all have devilish lil stories to share.. What's the ultimate Truth Or Dare experience you want to tell...??? ...and do tell All..!!!
  19. THAT IS SOOOOO NOT WHAT I EXPECTED.... But Damn funny...!!! :laugh:
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