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  1. The tighten up!

    Does your shit talk about grilz? I love grilz. Grilz are the only reason I live. i'm actually taking out a second mortgage on my house to pay for my new grilz that will have a combined 30 carats of diamond and other assorted precious gems in them.

    I can't wait.

    Holla!

  2. Yeah, thats a Grade-A piece of ass... Does she post on here?

    (Ph0nk... I was wondering if you were still lurking around here... lol)

    Yeah, occasionally I do. It's usually with the glimmering hope that the search function isn't still completely fucked so I can reminisce with some old time threads.

    To bad the search function has been fucked since I signed up, with the Sex Board gone, what's the point.

    But back to more important matters..

    More pics!

  3. I would feed it drugs, make it dress in slutgear and split that shit open like a cantaloupe in the Microwave.

    Don' lie, all you motherfuckers would do the same.

    Someone with some drawing skills should draw this piece in some good tentacle porn. MMMmmm Tentacle porn. :aright:

    (Holy shit, Joeg out of nowhere!)

  4. Will you get a load of this group of cock sucking retards. Seriously, watching you people post is like watching Steven Hawking try to mount the rotting corpse of Richard Pryor.

    I can only imagine the amount of barnyard incest that went into making this sterling slice of the human gene pool.

    Seriously, all of you die. Painfully.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    THIS THREAD IS A FUCKIN HOOT!!! WHAT A BUNCH OF SORE-ASS LOSER HATERS!!! YOU ALL KNOW THIS KIND OF PUBLICITY IS GOLDEN FOR THIS PLACE. YOU KNOW PEOPLE WILL STILL BE CLAMORING TO GET INSIDE OF THE CLUB "THAT WAS SHUT DOWN ON OPENING NIGHT BC SOME CHICK GORGED HERSELF ON G AND ALMOST DIED" THAT SHIT WILL WORK WONDERS ON THE CLUELESS-ASS B&T CROWD, NOT TO MENTION THE CLUBBER TOURISTS WHO'D FLOCK TO THE LATEST HOT SPOT IN NYC IF IT WAS LOCATED UNDER THE EFFN HUDSON RIVER. THIS THREAD HAS BEEN THE FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE EVER READ ON HERE!!!! AND YOU KNOW THIS PLACE WILL BE A SUCCESS. SO JUST SUCK IT UP, TAKE YOUR MEDICINE LIKE BIG KIDS, AND ACCEPT THE REALITY. PACHA WILL BE A SUCCESS, REGARDLESS OF ITS BULLSHIT, CIRCUS OF AN OPENING NIGHT!!!!

    DURKA DURR DURKA DURR DURKA DURR. Seriously, how do they breed you fucking people?

  5. you're a real ladies man ! :aright:

    That girl might have been a stuck up bitch but you whispering in her ear was one cheesy move. She ignored you becuz you seemed desperate and sleazy . Girls don't deal with guys like that. And hot girls like her get guys like you all time bothering them so it's only natural for her to ignore .

    Next time just be yourself..no whispering in the ear trying to be smooth ..just be straight up and act like yourself ..lol

    whispering in the ear ...lol ..

    Tastey - are you in Germany right now ?

    Well look what the cat upchucked.

  6. Well lets see your FUGLY ASS pic. And my friend is not fat! DICK!

    No, she's not fat, she just has thick thigh...oh thats right, women don't like it when you call them 'thick' either. Hmmmm. I guess she's 'zaftig', which in Jew terms is the equivalent of 'healthy' which in turn is the equivalent of 'fat'.

    Oh look at that, we're right back where we started from.

  7. She's big-boned....BIG difference!

    Unfortunately, big bones don't grow in the ass (unless her friend is some kind of freak of nature, is that a bump from a tail nub I see on the back of that skirt? Women with prehensile tails are HOT!).

  8. The skinnier the BETTER!

    There is a direct correlation between a mans perceived (whether real or not) self-inadeqacy and his choice for overly petite girls.

    Cocktail weenies anyone? Anyone? :aright:

  9. I will make you eat your words! :)

    Oh is that so? Last time I checked the Jews in Midtown didn't sell a "De-fattyizing" lense for their cameras.

  10. Oh shit...he's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!! :hat::hat::hat:

    Yeah, and you know where you can pound that hat guy dontcha now, white boy! ;)

  11. I think this thread is DONE! :)

    If that means that you've come to terms with your fattyness, then all I can say is: Bravo Shamu!

  12. Originally posted by origskeemr

    nah its a matter of fact. He tried to deliver a lot of punch lines as Rizzo does which wasnt the same. ;) Which is rather funny when we are talking about people who follow.

    Please, I'm that man's father. Recognize. :)

  13. Originally posted by g420

    wow fruitcake i must've struck a nerve, obviously this applies to you Jizzo but don't get your crusty panties in a bunch over a hat, now run along & bounce on your daddy's lap...

    Excuse me? What's that you shit eating pig ass reaming monkeyboy?! Tell me somethin' Do you have to send that Von Dutch hat into be dry cleaned after the weekly bukakke pig sucking contest up at Old Farmer McVickers, or does it machine wash properly?

    Anal Deviants want to know :)

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