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clamlicker

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  1. Wanna get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an alter boy!
  2. O.k. here is what you do; go over to her house, let her run her story by you. Look all hurt and say: I need something to proove that you still love me....how about a blow job? Then after she does it say; "Fuck you bitch we are done!" And walk out. She cheats one time she will do it again and if you take her back you are an idiot.
  3. Another thing that diferentiates men from women in the sex dept. is the fact that women will use sex to get things. You know, "if you take me out to dinner tonight you might just get lucky". Guys don't do that! Guys are like; "Fuck dinner lets have sex!" Are men and women even the same type of animal?
  4. Some times you can't tell how old the girls are they dress so "old" for their age! You start looking at a fine looking girl, you think maybe she is in college or something then BAM! it kind of sinks in that she is like 16! Then you are like HOLY SHIT! I was looking at a 16 year old!
  5. Because we are brainless dolts who think with our little heads!
  6. Have you ever counted how many partners you had in college? I did, I got close to 70... some I could not remember names...*sigh* not proud of it, but it didn't seem like a lot at the time! All of that and I never caught a thing! I wonder if one could do that these days and never catch anything?
  7. Good attitude! And protect yourself! ANd remember what Judge Judy says about paying for boyfriends bills!.........STUPID!
  8. These days you see these 12-15 year old girls with the no-hip pants with short belly shirts and G-strings showing up their butts! If a young girl had on clothes like this back when I was in HS everyone would think she was a whore! (oh, I am only 30). I realize fashion changes with society and no I am not some right wing religious wack job who wants to ban art and control what music and movies people see. But don't you think that these fashions on young girls are getting a tad bit out of hand?
  9. Good luck on it lasting!
  10. This place is kind of quite though........I post and there not a soul around to asnwer for ten minutes....I need action! Guess I will keep looking! Ta Ta!
  11. I think about being young and in college again.... Sex was just something fun to do back then...now girls want marriage, money or a baby or all three. Can't a guy just have some fun sex anymore?
  12. Seems like a fun place in here...I was getting bored of car sites so I went looking...found this place. What is the usual banter about.....besides sex?
  13. I am god, I have no disorders....cept. the fools who follow me but that is not my problem.
  14. My recommendation is that you post a nude pic of yourself and let us decide.
  15. Who wants to give me some?
  16. How about some good head?
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