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OH HELL YEA BABY!!!! 3 MORE DAYS AND THEN PARTY TIME........

NAUTILUS CAN TELL YOU HE DIDNT MISS A WORD......

YOU ARE A USELESS PIECE OF SHIT....

I AM FUCKED...

WE COULD HAVE A PHAT RAVE HERE, JUST TELL ME THE DAY.....

YOU FUCKER!!!!! YOUR ASS WAS THE THE FIRST ONE IN THE BASEMENT ALL READY AND SHIT TO WATCH IT SO KISS MY ASS....... AND MAYBE SEX IN THE CITY IS FOR EVERYONE NOT JUST WOMAN...( WOW NO WAY I JUST SDAID THAT)

I am sitting here in a 12000 Square foot gym with absolutly nothing to do. Dad is on vication this week so i have to open the gym at noon everyday except tommorow, i have to be their at 9:3o to teach one class for an hour and sit here answering the dam phones until 4. I guess i could work out and lift some weights but i am too lazy so i'll just sit here drinking Pepsi and eating Doritoes and post useless shit on CP. This dumbass just calls and is like hey "do you guys have boxing", i am like no this is a gymnastics gym, ok how about "rock climbing wall"? i am like sir, this is a gymnastics gym we dont have that either, he is like well how about.......and as he was about to ask another random and pointless question i stopped hiom and said sir for the love of g-d we only have gymnastics equipment and thats it and then i hung up...........their are some stupid ass people in life.......wow

yo vicman sorry i couldnt make it....happy birthday though i know i am a little late but better late then never, right??? I heard it was fun as hell, wish i was their, i heard all about it when arthur and the crew decided to stop by at about 4:30 took blackmail pictures of me outside then jumped in the bed with me while i was trying to fall asleep and then finally crash at my place for the night........By the way i dont remmember any of this i am just going by what they told me, i cant wait to see the picture, i am sure it will be posted on CP sooner or later..... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Dam crabs.....and people think i am gay!!!! You deffinitly have me beat......u better not try to pull anything in miami or else you are sleeping in the bathroom or under the bed or even better with arthur i heard he likes spooning.......

Hell No.....

DANNY T.....

At 4 am when everyone is leaving and the dance floor is empty.....

wow.....

sure thing....anything else sir???

Today wasnt that bad...coached at the gym for few hours-made some money, chilled with arthuir and crabs for about 5 hours doing nothing, acrtually i think we watched one of the stupidesat movies ever, "How High", then sat around talking, then went to cheesecake factory for dinner..... (I am sure everyone was very interested by my day's summery)

any good sites??? not that i am curious or anything....its not really for me.....well you see.......

partying alone could be fun....

not doing anything tonight...maybe catch a movie, i have to work again in the morning and after last night no way in hell i feel like dancing again.... "TheRunner" why wont you at Buzz last night?

The night was amazing.....the Double T Diner afterwards was even better, i dont think i stopped laughing the entire time we were their......Got home and slept for about 1/2 an hour and then headed over to the gym for 4 hours to work, then came home and crashed and now i am dead tired, somehow i am more tired now that i have slept for 3 hours then before......

day off??? i wish....i am stuck in the gym with dam kids!!!

22, will be 23 January 29th

happy 4th

party hard....

Born in Kiev, Ukraine came to US in 89' and been living in Baltimore ever since....

When i was in Ghent, Belgium few years back, i saw on the street standing a 30 foot tall nakid cyclops....very cool and very rendom......also everywhere on the streets around town their were little cement turtles on the ground holding up street signs....