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You mean you were expecting yourself? Let me ask you. Who came up with this whole Rizzo persona? You or Jon?

If I were him I'd be hoping for a 3 dollar hooker with a huge crack addiction. But hey thats just me. I've been living in a 6 x 8 foot cell for the past 3 years. <chuckle>

I hear that little bitch NycMuzik buys flowers for his mom. You see his title? Messageboard Toughguy. Riiighhhhtt. What a fuckin momma's boy. I wouldnt be surprised if his euro buddy Ghhooowhythefuckdoihavesomanylettersinmynamessssttttt did the same.

It wasnt me. It was God. He comes and tells me things in my cell. And just think about it. The immigrant and the All American wrestler from up North. Would anyone suspect that? No. It was perfect. Almost perfect that is. You werent counting on the big guy upstairs getting involved.

Please dont confuse me with that peice of shit immigrant fuck. People like him pose a serious threat to hard working Americans such as yourself and me. Where are his papers? I doubt he's in this country legally.

God just appeared before me and told me to deliver this message to the people of clubplanet. Rizzo is not a man but rather the sinister creation of 2 men. Yes thats right. TWO people. And I will reveal their names in hopes of restoring some order to the board. These two are people you called friends. They are.....drum roll please....DjJonStephen and Ghhooossttt...Please shun them like the lepers they are. That message was brought to you by God. I need to get back to my cell before DgModel catches me and gets Nympho to strap it on and fuck me up the ass.

I am Rizzo

No, you misunderstood me. I need you to call the cops so they can help me. These sick bastards are in the kitchen getting their fondu kit ready so they can abuse me with the hot chocolate. How can I ever show for Yoko with burns all over my body?

This is communist propaganda. Do not read a word of it.

Its not you. Its me. I was just letting out some anger that was building up inside of me. You see, I'm being held captive in a 6 x 8 foot cell by DgModel and his gang of pirates that include AtomicApples, NycMuzik, and Ghhhoost. Please call the proper authorities as soon as possible. I dont want to miss Yoko at Arc on Presidents Day.

AtomicApples you dissapoint me. Was that collection of Indonesian porn I gave you not good enough? You have put me to shame by watching this.

You know, I'm not let out of my cell much but must this come up every 4 days. Sheesh. I have a better question. Who poses a bigger threat to homeland security. Barney or Santa? I say Santa. The guy flies around in his sled like its nobodys business. When was the last time his papers were checked? Conspiracy I tell ya.

This kid is dangerous. Watch out for him. Crazy motherfucker got kicked out of Poland for pissing in people's gas tanks. You've been warned. Oh shit I gotta get back into my cell. DgModel's coming back and it looks like he has a hot poking iron. Dont tell him I said anything.

I can only go to clubs when DgModel lets me out of my cell. Even then he beats me with a broom....<shivers> He reminds me so much of mother.

PostWhore Inc. is a group of internet mercenaries. We're doing our job in fighting terrorism on the internet. What have you done for this country lately?