cookiegirl

ALTHOUGH I PROCLAIM TO BE ALL ABOUT THE MUSIC AND BEING YOURSELF, I SHALL STOP THE MUSIC YOU YOURSELF ENJOY AT ANY TIME TO BESTOW MY GLORIOUS YAPPING UPON THEE. . .

Benjamin Curtis, the 22-year old actor who portrays "Steven," the Dell Guy, in those bothersome computer commercials, was arrested late last night (2/9) on a marijuana possession charge. According to police, Curtis was nabbed after cops spotted him buying a "small bag of marijuana" from a dealer on Manhattan's Lower East Side (at Ludlow and Rivington for you Gothamites). Curtis is currently being held in Central Booking and is scheduled to be arraigned later today in Manhattan Criminal Court. Curtis, who lives in lower Manhattan, was charged with criminal possession of marijuana, a misdemeanor. Omar Mendez, the 19-year-old alleged dealer, faces drug sale and possession charges.

OK, who's the *other* person that said they'll be at home spanking their monkey? We should get together. . ..

^ nice sig.

where are you getting these? you must share!

No we're not, clubpanet is.

I hate it when I go to a shitty club and there's a horrible DJ there spinning bad tunes, good tunes nowhere to be found, and he's so bad I can't tell if it's trance, house, prog or what. . .sometimes there are lesbians present (makes Vic happier than Mexican Food) and I think therunner's mom comes on those nights because TinyBF's ass gets a lot of slappin, especially when cheap drugs are readily available and hookers are waiting just down the block.

. . .or on knees.

You think he gets the blowjob *after* he takes a crap? EW! :sperm:

Brilliant. How many people knew that this thread would bring certain lurkers back from the dead? *raises hand*

It's OK -- you don't need a special occasion for a "COCKBLOCKER" t-shirt. Anytime is a good time for that. . .

I don't know why, but damn do I love those smilies you come up with.

I love how this guy in Arizona is going to check his spam, notice that he has a whole bunch of responses, open the thread. . .and then see just a bunch of oversexed and weirded out smilies.

Love the sig

Hey when it's a spam thread, all bets are off. . . . frickin' spam . .

Hmmm maybe I will ask your friend his secrets. . . I need to work that angle myself.