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No not you, my posts are towards nympho69!

Oh yeah....BITCH!

You are indeed the dumbest and rudest fucking person on this board...so far. You had to turn some light-hearted questions about sex, on a fucking sex board (this is where you're a dumb-ass) into a fucked situation. Then tell me to shut the fuck up!(this is where you're rude and again a dumb-ass). This is what a message board is for:mad: to speak your fucking mind! But you can shut the fuck up! You crack whore pencil dick, if you even have one. Keep your rude comments to yourself. Nobody's gonna shove their dick up my ass unless I say so....and u weren't invited! So fuck off.

Man you obviously have displaced anger. I suggest you really look into that because you shouldn't still be this angry about something as minor as this.

13/16 Hmm, that was a wierd test.

13/16 that was strange.

explain yourself please.

Spragga25- And I guess you'd know right? Yeah, don't speak unless spoken too, thanks. And as said before, this is about a friend...not me.

Don't just view the shit! Give me a damn response. Thanks

No I, uh, this was umm about a friend, yeah, not me silly! maybe we should meet...friend.

Did he really get a gerbil stuck up his ass? I know this is old but last night I was talking to my boyfriend and I was telling him about that movie Unfaithful. And he kept calling Richard Gere the Gerbil Man and I couldn't figure out why. So then he tells me that Richared Gere is bi-sexual and he stuck a tube in his ass then dropped a gerbil in there for sexual stimulation, and the gerbil got stuck so he had to have it removed by a doctor.His co-workers mom is friends with the doctor who removed it supposedly. I asked, Why the fuck would he do some shit like that? So I asked a co-worker and he said it's from the gasious fumes your ass releases that causes the gerbil to convulse before it dies:laugh: , thus giving you stimulation. WHAT THE FUCK!.

If you enjoy anal penetration without your boyfriend/girlfriend? If you now like to use butt plugs and or dildos alone? Is it really any different from masterbating vaginally or or jacking off?

Good question. I'd have to have both though. I can't feel passionate without security, because then I'll start to suspect I'm not the only one he's being passionate with. Having security without passion is just boring.

uh...no:blank:

He looked o.k but he was dumb and he liked to talk loud and about everything. More than half the shit he said was either said backwards, bad vocabulary, or just completely wrong. It was pretty embarrassing. I'd be different if he knew he was a dumb-ass but he didn't. But boy could he fuck. I could see where all his energy went to. Well, sex isn't everything, there'd have to be other qualities, like intellect, personality, respect. But since this is only about sex then that other shit is irrelevant, so no, I wouldn't continue to date a guy if he had a small dick.

:vomit2: :vomit3: WHAT THE FUCK! WHY WHY WHY! :vomit3: That's disgusting.

tastyt- I couldn't agree with you more. As long as the person makes you happy, loves and respects you, then fuck what everyone else thinks and has to say about it. My only concern is when there are those situations where, for example, an african-american male only dates latino women or white women because of bad experiences with black women. Or because he thinks he may be able to "control/handle" them better, or get away with more. Like for example, thinking that they're probably easier in bed, open to more things sexually, can financially support them better than an african-american woman can, or aren't out for his money. That's stupid and it's pretty shallow, but it happens.

My ass, thighs, legs. I get lots of compliments on my eyes, lips and hands. Yet.....I'm starting to believe it's the usage of my hands and lips that I recieve such gracious compliments.

-Midgets: sorry Wee-Man -Bad personal Hygiene: Teeth, Hair ect..., Underarms, feet, *including your bits and pieces. -Bodily disfigurement: i.e like that freakish guy with the hand on Scary Movie, or that one lazy eye that'll f**kin' throw me off. -Pencil dicks -Extremely obese or skinny men -Missing major body parts: legs, fingers, ect -If you're too stupid to hold a conversation with, big turn off -severe cases of Down's syndrome

Gee thanks have a nice day.

This is so true and I fuckin' hate it:mad: I guess when you're in a relationship with someone new, your whole aura changes and it shows in everything you do. And people think "Hmm she's in a relationship with this new person, they're happy, there must be something good about her that I missed, or never fucking realized, so, I want her back.

U see that's what makes it so hard for women when it comes to dating and men with big dicks. U don't actually know what the man's packin' until after you're dating. (Unless you get down like that). But I have kept a guy around because he knew how to lay down the pipe. But I refused to be seen with him in public.

Right now: Full-Time Student, with a monthly stipend from my folks. Life is grand. Eventually: Attorney.

It's nice to use horoscopes to get an idea about a possible relationship. But I wouldn't take it to heart, because supposedly Capricorns and Aquarius aren't compatible AT ALL, but my boyfriend and I have been together for almost four years and we're still crazy in love with eachother. I'm a capricorn.