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  1. I would just have to discipline him...."Danny if you talk over the song you are going to get the hose again!!"....that way we could have the dub verison of tenaglia.... anybody from the current events board going tonight?? Tenaglia @ Estate???
  2. yeah, but you just make sure you have a fake id that says you just turned 21!!!
  3. think how you would be able to retain your youthful look and be like 200 years old, but still banging a true 20 year-old!! people will probably be living in a space colony on mars!! too bad that will be past are time old friend...
  4. Glad I live in the good ole' US of A!!! ____________________________________________ Nigerian Calls for Death of Writer By GLENN McKENZIE, Associated Press Writer LAGOS, Nigeria (AP) - The deputy governor of a largely Islamic state in northern Nigeria has called on Muslims to kill the Nigerian woman who wrote a newspaper article about the Miss World (news - web sites) beauty pageant that sparked deadly religious riots. "Just like the blasphemous Indian writer Salman Rushdie, the blood of Isioma Daniel can be shed," Zamfara Deputy Governor Mahamoud Shinkafi told a gathering of Muslim groups in the state capital, Gusau, on Monday. Rushdie, an Indian-born Briton, went into hiding after Iran's late revolutionary leader, Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini, issued a 1989 fatwa — or religious edict — against him for allegedly insulting Islam in his best-selling novel, "The Satanic Verses." In 1998, the Iranian government declared it would not support the fatwa, but said it could not rescind the edict since, under Islamic law, that could be done only by the person who issued it. Khomeini died in 1989. While state officials in Nigeria cannot issue fatwas, the deputy governor, "like all Muslims," considers the death sentence against Daniel as "a reality based on the teachings of the Quran," Zamfara state Information Commissioner Tukur Umar Dangaladima said Tuesday. Islam's holy book "states that whoever accuses or insults any prophet of Allah ... should be killed," Dangaladima told The Associated Press. "If she (Daniel) is Muslim, she has no option except to die. But if she is a non-Muslim, the only way out for her is to convert to Islam." Daniel, a Lagos-based fashion writer with ThisDay, reportedly went into hiding after being interrogated by police last week in connection with the article, which suggested Islam's founding prophet Muhammed would have approved of Miss World and might have wanted to marry one of the contestants. Her religion is unknown. The newspaper has issued repeated apologies for the article, saying the offending portions were published by mistake after earlier being deleted by a supervising editor. President Olusegun Obasanjo did not immediately respond to the deputy governor's call. But an Information Ministry official, speaking on condition of anonymity, said Obasanjo's government would not permit any Islamic group or individual to carry out the death order. Obasanjo's 3-year-old administration has repeatedly stated it will overrule inhumane punishments imposed by Islamic courts, such as recent death-by-stoning sentences against women convicted of having sex outside of wedlock. But the federal government has so far refused to intervene directly in the Shariah legal system, in effect in some of the country's predominantly Muslim northern states. ThisDay officials were not immediately available for comment Tuesday. But one of the paper's columnists, Amanze Obi, suggested Daniel "may have been a victim of excitement." "I imagine that she may have written that line without knowing it," Obi wrote in Tuesday's edition. "The line was innocuous." Dangaladima said other ThisDay employees had been spared from the fatwa, which "applies only to the offending pen." Zamfara was the first of 12 states to adopt Islamic law, or Shariah, after Nigerian military rule gave way to elected government in 1999. Religious clashes since then have killed thousands across the country. The latest rioting began last Wednesday when Muslims burned down a ThisDay office in the northern city of Kaduna. More than 200 people were killed in the city and rioting also briefly spread to the capital, Abuja. The violence caused Miss World organizers to abandon plans to hold the pageant in Nigeria and evacuate more than 80 participants to London, where the show will go ahead Dec. 7.
  5. i want to adopt a cloned version of danny tenaglia.... _________________________________________________ Italian Doctor Says Cloned Baby Due in January ROME (Reuters) - Controversial Italian fertility doctor Severino Antinori said on Tuesday a woman pregnant with a cloned embryo was due to give birth in January, but declined to give any details about her. "It's going well. There are no problems," Antinori told a news conference, adding he had made a "scientific and cultural contribution" to the project but was not personally in charge. The doctor, who made world headlines in 1994 when he helped a 62-year-old woman have a child, supports the cloning of human beings as a way for infertile couples to have children. Many in the scientific community have challenged Antinori's statements in the past that women have been pregnant with cloned babies. He produced no evidence at the news conference. Large numbers of doctors and scientists reject human cloning as irresponsible, saying the risk of creating deformed or sick babies is too great and that it poses unanswerable ethical dilemmas. Antinori would not reveal the location or nationality of the woman, but said ultra-sound scans showed the fetus currently weighed 2.5 to 2.7 kg (5.5 to 5.9 pounds) and was "absolutely healthy." He said in May three women were pregnant with clones, one in her 10th week, one in her seventh and one in her sixth. He declined at the time to say where any of the trio were, disclosing only that one lived in an Islamic nation. Antinori did not specify on Tuesday if the woman he said was due to give birth in January was one of the three he had spoken of earlier.
  6. yeah, fitch just hired a bunch of people...might have some good internships....check out bank of new york mortgage backed securities....
  7. good luck...thats like becoming an astronaut!!!....check out fitch ratings and places like that....going to the big banks is going to be tough right now....again you could be ivy w/ a 4.0 or know someone.....
  8. i still can't figure out what the big fuss is about this guy....
  9. plus this is only the view of one disgruntled canadian....chances are he is in the minority....thats like me writing a letter to a canadian newspaper and ranting and raving about their lack of border control.....a few people might read it and assume that this the hardend view of americans....i'll take that article for what it was....the view of one man....maybe i was a little harsh on canada before....i actually like the country and have several friends from there....
  10. A true sign of the times....I really get pissed everytime I see Britney Spears wearing a thong...Aguilara in panties...Pink claiming she is to drunk to accept an award....These people make millions off girls aged 5-18....this is a result of their actions in my opinion...along with many other factors of society....but the marketing of sex to children has to stop... ____________________________________________________ Report of sex in kindergarten investigated Saturday, November 23, 2002 BY PETE SHELLEM Of The Patriot-News Harrisburg School District and county authorities are investigating allegations that a 5-year-old kindergarten girl performed oral sex on a male classmate in school last week. City spokesman Randy King said the incident took place Nov. 15 in a classroom at Melrose Elementary School. It wasn't clear yesterday where the teacher was at the time. She left a memo for the principal detailing the incident before she went on leave earlier this week and has yet to be interviewed. King said the teacher has a terminally ill relative and is out of town. District officials learned of the incident after a classmate told her mother last weekend. The mother notified school district officials Monday, and they immediately launched an investigation. Harrisburg police have turned the matter over to county social service agencies because of the age of the children. There will be no criminal charges, King said, because of the children's age and because the act was not forced. "However, Children and Youth Services will be investigating the matter," King said. "Children of this age who engage in such conduct don't necessarily get this from television." The boy's mother contacted the news media yesterday, saying the school district was being unresponsive to her inquiries about the incident. The mother, whose name is being withheld by The Patriot-News to protect the identity of the child, said that when the girl who performed the act was questioned, she admitted she had done it. The mother said she wasn't immediately notified, and after she was, district officials told her the matter had been turned over to Dauphin County Children and Youth, told her to get her son counseling and refused to discuss it further. She said she is concerned for her son as well as the girl, because she feels a child exhibiting such behavior may be being abused. "This isn't kids fighting or cutting up in school," the mother said. "This is a serious matter." District solicitor Nate Waters said that while the incident has been turned over to social service agencies, it is still not clear exactly what happened. "Nobody that I have talked to has assured me that these things have happened," Waters said. "We don't want to keep on moving on with hearsay from 5-year-olds. We're currently attempting to contact the teacher and get some answers." Waters said he doesn't doubt the incident took place. "We're trying not to sensationalize 5-year-olds having sex," Waters said. "We don't want to alarm people who have 5-year-olds in classes all over the city. "This has never happened before to my knowledge and very likely is never going to happen again," he said. PETE SHELLEM: 255-8156 or pshellem@patriot-news.com
  11. your welcome.....thanks for trimming the sig.....now we don't have to scroll 2/3 of a page to see what the next person said!!....
  12. normalnoises - your sig. is a killer.....it takes up way to much space...take some of those quotes out of there...we've all read them 1 million times!!!.....thanks.... oh yeah, who cares what a canadian thinks....they are such fucking pussies....we should take over there country after iraq...fucking half frogs.....I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL FRANCE IS HIT WITH AN ATTACK... then we will see what these stupid bastards have to say.....those fucking sick fucks killed 10's of thousands in their gallows....all its gonna take is for an attack in europe that kills a couple of thousand....then all hell is gonna break loose!!!
  13. to be able to close the country we could all live like the amish people in quakertown, PA.....no electricity....farm your land....raise your own livestock.....everything else we have is so superficial anyway......i can do without my porsche and McMansion just to fuck over people that are hijacking a religion and creating a mess throughout the world....we could just be viewed as the peaceful people who mind their business across the sea....
  14. i know it would not work....but thats my fantasy world!!! do you think that the world would go to shambles without the US meddling here and there? just curious?? not starting drama...what if we never stopped saddam from invading kuwait....what if we were not still on the 69th parallel.....what if we did not back taiwan.....what if we did not meddle in south america and try to combat the drug lords.....these places would be overrun in 2 seconds.....just my thoughts.....i know, i know....the sanctions on iraq are killing millions....lol..
  15. generalizations about jersey on clubplanet new york are fun!! loosen up!!
  16. did someone say this is the greatest nation that ever existed if you are in it???.....thats exactly right....so fuck everyone else....there is always inequity in the world....everyday i walk by $10 million brownstones and i want to kill the bastard in there because he has such a better life then me!!!...same way these dumb fucks hate us b/c we have so much more then them....thats what it all comes down to.....they look at their lives and the only thing that they have is religion...they want to revert the world back to old islam....a place and time when their civilization ruled the world...hence they want what we have and they are willing to die to turn the tables....i'm so sick of anyone who is sympathetic to these fucking moronic religious fanatics....i think we should pull every last one of our soldiers the fuck out of every country in the world and bring them back home....then we should position every military resource on patrolling our borders and every warship will be patrolling our waters....then we should not let any fucking non-citizen middle eastern men from the ages of 17-50 into our country......then we would have nothing to worry about....we would have the most overprotected country in the world.....from this point we could sit back and watch the world go up in flames....msnbc, cnn, all the talking heads would cover it.....i would just laugh as i sat and ate my juicy 40 oz. prime rib and drank some 1997 merlot for california......after that i would crawl into my bed laced with a extremely soft down blankets and my english bulldog would be curled between my legs....all this knowing that outside of our borders there are evil tyrants and dictators pummeling their foes and taking over the world....europe would fall to its knees.....china would wipe out tawain....north korea would rule south korea....saddam would be the power house of the middle east....the taliban would be beating women for going to school and nigerians would stone mothers who committ adultery......all this while my tummy is full and the big warships are patrolling for little men riding on camels through the ocean.....yeah thats what i say....fuck the world.....shore up our borders...mind our business...go about our lives....and let the rest of the world go down in flames!!! :flame: i almost forgot....we would have to throw normalnoises out of this country!!!
  17. all though if you are not gay....fake tittie bitches with thongs hanging out can be amusing....as long as they are not in the regular spots that i frequent...
  18. i spent half my life growing up in jersey and even i can't stand b&t......keep you bmw 323 and your danny tsettos sound track on the west side of the hudson......and if you do come to nyc...KEEP YOUR GODDAM SHIRT ON!!!!!
  19. how the fuck did dave ralph spin in NY with such little promotion???....i've been waiting to see him forever....he's so under appreciated here in NY....anyway....i'm definitely gonna check out powder....with jaysea putting it on shout, how could you not???
  20. i heard that she sold herself to micheal jackson...you know how he is with primates....
  21. its all about the $3 umbrella that you can just throw on the floor and forget about......
  22. i thought lawler banged it out pretty hard....i was there from 3:30 - 6:00....i had to go in by myself b/c my friends girlfriend stumbled ever so slightly when we came in and the bouncer told her she had to go get a cup of coffee and come back.....oh well....DIE ANOTHER DAY stinks up the dance floor like a scared skunk.....vibe seemed pretty good.......lighting was kept very very dark the entire time i was there......lots of darkness into white strobes.......there was an plenty of shirtless jackasses bumping K all over the place....one kid looked like he was gonna puke right in the middle of the dance floor....i mean come on.....at least go to the f'ing bathroom or something.....personally i liked lawler....some songs were a little more cheese then you are used to hearing but the energy level of his set was pretty consistent....he also threw on a version of underworld 2 months off that sounded pretty nice....all in all i had fun....would have had more fun if i was not forced to hang out by myself but i guess i enjoyed my own company.....
  23. the tunnels will be backed up and the island ferry will be so crowded it will be ready to sink for ESCAPE.....can't wait for DT though!!
  24. anybody so bored they want to say fuck it and meet @ arc 5 a.m.??? its so boring:letsgo:
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