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swngingjohnson

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  1. I'll be there....can't wait... Richie on that system should be sick
  2. I dont know if they are in or not...but I sure do see alot of people wearing them in nyc on my way to and from work.
  3. Yes...I use to work with a bunch of spanish guys. Its awesome. It was homemade...I think its a Puerto Rican thing but not sure....
  4. i hear you....it was like romper room in my office on Friday...
  5. hype...i like your pic at the bottom....can you tell me how to put one in my sig...thanks
  6. I had an awesome time...alot of good lookin girls.... denny was on point...i loved the movin up mix
  7. I leaving right now to go... Richie at soundgarden should be nuts
  8. i guess that means no more tables.....is it worth going if I can't get a table??
  9. Anyone have any info on Caruso's for tonight. I've never been and thinking about going. Atmosphere, music, hours, dress, cover... Thanks ahead of time
  10. I miss the Sandbar during the summers of 1999 and 2000. It was real good then. I thought this past summer was lacking the times i went.
  11. One Star Hangover (*) > No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 sodas and still feel this way. For some reason, your are craving a philly sub and steak fries. Two Star Hangover (**) > No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels. Three Star Hangover (***) > Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavoured schnapp's shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a diet Coke --- yet you haven't peed once. Four Star Hangover (****) > Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you only shaved one side of your face. (for the ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars.) Your eyes look like one big red vein and even your hair hurts. Your sphincter is in perpetual spasm, and the first of about five s^&ts you take during the day makes the eyes water of everyone who enters the bathroom. (*****) Five Star Hangover (*****) > You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapour is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva so your tongue is suffocating you. You don't have the foggiest idea who the hell the stranger is, who was passed out in your bed this morning. Any attempt to defecate results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare 'floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'floater' seems to be to splash the toilet water all over your ass. Death sounds pretty good about right now....
  12. maybe if you wash them inside out...not sure if it works...just a thought
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