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swngingjohnson

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  1. I want to see it too.....Plus I like Britany Murphy
  2. definitely could be a nice perk to the job
  3. actually i have 2 friends who are personal trainers..one at nysc and one at crunch and they train because they love working out and love training people---not to get them in bed
  4. I recommend xenadrine, stackers make me feel like i'm trippin for 6 hours.
  5. I worked out at the new Balley's in Saddle Brook a couple of Saturdays ago.... It is very big and clean....a shit load of cardio machines--nice ones too....pretty good environment to work out in but i wouldn't suggest it for hardcore lifters...the free weight section is small and lacking...the heaviest dumbells they had were 85s and i asked the guy and he told me the heaviest they were prob going was 100s....real nice equipment tho...... they do have alot of perks... ....nice as jacussi...although i don't know if i'd go in that knowing the amount of people go in there throughout the day after working out and not showering... ...they have all kinda of classes daily...trainers on site...nice big clean locker rooms....supposedly getting an on-site chiropractor.... ...also nice little supplement store on site with work out gear and clothes...and all types of supplements ...also i was told they were getting a boxing ring however they try to get to join for a 3 YEAR membership with an intro fee but after the 3 years it is dirt cheap per month
  6. yea there is alot of testosterone flowing in S&S..so i guess it could be intimidating for some girls to work out there...plus everytime a chick walks in or is working out just about the whole gym is staring..
  7. I go to Strong & Shapely Rob Lopez is there all the time...I actually lifted with him a few times b/c i'm good friends with one of his younger brothers and they are originally from my town...he is jacked and shredded Also, Ronnie Coleman was there once when i was there...he is huge! Its a really good gym, awesome environment, really clean, top notch equipment, etc... But not the best place for chicks to work out at even though I'd like to see more there...
  8. ahh man i just had cluck u this past weekend for the first time in like a year....i wish they had that shit in north jersey....its the best...now you got me thinking about it...
  9. could not have been said any better
  10. Be a catholic school girl
  11. How long is the sale for? What finish line did you go to?
  12. ...the old donkeyboy was more entertaining
  13. I think I am going tonight....hopefully its not sold out later on....did anyone see the cribs with the guys from jackass?....funny shit
  14. The Houdini... Your doing it doggie style and right before your about to come you pull out and spit on the girls back making believe you just came on her back.....when she turns around shoot your load in her face The Walrus... Come in the girls mouth when getting a blow job then pull out and karate chop her in the throat so your come, comes out her nose
  15. Signs You're A Drunk 1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects. 2. You have to hold on to the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth. 3. Your job starts to interfere with your drinking. 4. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. 5. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. 6. You sincerely believe alcohol is the elusive 5th food group. 7. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case; coincidence?!? 8. Two hands and just one mouth, now that's a drinking problem. 9. Every woman you see has an identical twin. 10. You fall off the floor. 11. "Hey, 5 beers have just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!" 12. Your idea of cutting back is less salt. 13. Every night you're beginning to find your neighbor's cat more and more attractive. 14. Your moral is: I'm not drunk, you're just sober!!! 15. You don't recognize your wife unless she's seen from the bottom of a glass. 16. That dammned pink elephant followed you home again. 17. You have a reserved parking space at the liquor store. 18. The shrubbery's drunk too, from frequent watering.
  16. found this on cnn.com: Washington radio station WTOP reported that a rifle, a scope and a tripod had been recovered from their vehicle.
  17. couldn't have described women any better.....can't drive and never listen
  18. I just went to the one in manhattan this saturday. I thought it was good. It was much bigger than I expected. But you do have to have patience to really look through everything. And i thought the prices were really good.
  19. I was class of 2001....i didn't think anyone that went to that school went to clubs.....
  20. Thought this was pretty funny. A little boy and girl go trick or treating. They knock on the door of this house and the man who answers it says, "Well, you two are awful cute. Who are you supposed to be?" "We're Jack and Jill" she replied. The man says, "You can't be Jack and Jill, you're black!" So, they go off and a while later they come back dressed differently. They ring the doorbell and once again and the man opens the door. "Well, now, that is just darn cute. Who are you this time?" "We're Hansel and Gretel" says the little boy. "Well, I hate to disappoint you son, but you can't be Hansel and Gretel because you're black!" Heads hung low, they leave. Not too much later the man hears the bell ring again. This time when he opens the door there stand the two children but this time they are BUCK NAKED. "Oh my! And just who are you supposed to be now?!" he asks. Chocolate M & M's," said the little girl. "I'm plain. He's got nuts."
  21. Party Box on Rt 17 S. has some constumes but nothing to great and there is a costume store on Park Ave. in Rutherford called Fun-Ghouls....I'm pretty sure it is still there.
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