metro is the laziest police force in the united states. i've come to this conclusion after looking at who they target: drunk college kids at house parties and clubs. that's the easiest, least likely to get hurt, always-there, kind of things to go after. we couldn't bother to go to anacostia and stop gang violence. we couldn't bother to go to northeast and bust crack dealers. stupid college kids and stupid ravers is all they're after, because that's where the money is... they know that they can get a $500 fine out of some college kid's parents to get him out of jail, they know that the ravers' parents will do the same thing...