(I'm going to assume you're a guy here, so forgive me if you're not) Why don't you just come out and say it! Here, I'll do it for you: "Dee.. I , Deepspell, would love nothing more than to stick my penis in you.. but since you won't let me, I'll defend you against internet trolls to show my retarded sense of chivalry. Please hit me up for free drinks (on me of course) and cocaine the next time you see me out." Now doesn't that feel better champ?