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Its not what you know, its who you blow. The excuse you got could probably be translated literally into: "You're not on the owner of the company's list, nor are you friends with anyone in HR, so fuck off"

I disagree.

I drive manual. Real men drive manual. Now tell me, with the exception of riding up the highway at 3 in the morning, how getting head is even possible? Unless, of course, you're a pussy that doesn't drive stick.

Thats hilarious and tragic at the same time. That kid's a putz "You think too much?" Lets say a prayer for the children. It is funny though, that you got your walking papers from a 17 year old. You can't script that kind of shit.

Fuckabe, hot, dime a dozen. I suggest more originality.

I haven't seen coding that shitty in a while. You and your steakhead friends should pound it up your fucking asses. I swear, anyone can get girls naked on camera nowadays.

Very hot. Mediocre talent (although I can't for the life of me guage whats good according to Latin pop culture, it all seems like spastic lip synch'd kiddie crank abusing crap to me). Will never be a crossover hit in the US (A real one at least, regardless of who she fucks. cuz hey, if you can't make it big fucking Tommy Motolla, you're just not good enough). All in all, I wouldn't kick her out of bed, just as long as she shuts the fuck up.

There's just too many angles to make just one joke I'm speechless Lets give it up for originality. And now the million dollar question: When's your first DP on camera?

I like this one best.

I love chickenheads more than anything else in this life. I do believe I'm in the correct thread for this sort of thing. Bok Bok Bok.

Quick!!! Circle the Herb Wagons, the coop is under attack!!!

I must give props to NYbeauty, because unlike whats her face.. You know, that chick with the airbrushed porno chick with the balls hanging down in her sig. Ugh whats here name, Chickenhead, no wait. I mean chickenbabe No I mean eh forget it.. anyways. Naughtybabe isn't annoyng like her, so props yo!

I sincerely hope this movie starts another round of religiously fueled ethnic cleansing against those J**ws. Bastards own everything

Do you have some kind of hole to crawl back into?

The ex is packing the magic stick.. Your friend should be afraid because if this guy beat her and she still goes back for more, there's no way in hell she's being faithful to him. No way in hell.

I'm Scamp, Rachel's retarded cousin with turrets. They never ran any of my scenes, you have to watch the deleted ones on the DVD box set. How'd that work out

Definitely Crustacular.

I don't give a shit about Valium and Sloppy or whatever the fuck their names are or their fucking marriage is. I think we should just fast forward with all this reality TV crap and just hit that fucking breaking point and be done with it. Totally hit the fucking wall with it. Have say, Anna Kournikova shitting in some German Dudes mouth and he has to play a 25,000 dollar pyramid type game where he pantomines out the food contents to an American contestant without the help of a translator. He cannot use any paper towel products during the course of the round. Or even better, get female Not-quite-A-List celebs to squirt some kind of funny object out of their foof. Say condiments. Yeah, whoever can eject the mustard 15 feet wins. Some shit like that. Thats like, Gameshow type stuff. hmm.. For reality TV I'd say. Find some kind of funny subject.. Like a lactating Transvetite barmaid in Omaha. And like, follow her around and film when she does furry porn and stuff. Yiff!

Because you're a typical chick with a Daddy complex.

So you're saying your last boyfriend was too small to feel anything?

I'd hit it.

Most women would, but they'd never admit to it.

Messageboard males, once again cracking that bell curve to pieces

In this instance, he's absolutely right. Stupidity is contagious.

Wow, talk about the perfect proclamation of homosexuality! You're a good example for those sitting in the closet.