thefunkphenom

A much needed return to sf and im glad i chose this as the night to go cause i had a fucking blast............SF!!!!!!!!!!!!! For those of you that didnt attend the only thing to say is YOU MISSED OUT!!!!!!!!!! all i can say is LUNATIC!!!!!!!!!!

do yourselves a favor a watch the mtv special which she hosted cause she is one of the nastiest looking hoes i've ever seen in my life. She is seriously busted with no makeup on.......... and her body aint all that except for her fake titties which are no sagging due to her age......

12 hours......lots of controlled substances, danced my ass off, my legs are probably shot for at least 3 days, and even though i feel like shit it was so worth it!!!!! One of the best nights ever at the factory!!!!!!!! Jp is seriously insane........... i love this man!!!!!

12 hours......lots of controlled substances, danced my ass off, my legs are probably shot for at least 3 days, and even though i feel like shit it was so worth it!!!!! One of the best nights ever at the factory!!!!!!!! Jp is seriously insane........... i love this man!!!!!

looks like a typical jersey feg to me!!!!!!!!!

Baby........I'm sure you and all your friends would fuck me in a heartbeat. Don't let the modesty act fool you. That was definately a quote with major sarcasim intended. MWAHHHHHHHH;)

Gee sorry i caused so many of you such distress. You can go back to your day jobs now. All I wanted to see were before and after pics because it looked like this person had a ton of plastic surgery. That's ok though because I'm all for it if you need to alter you appearance. I never said anything about her character. I'm sure she's a nice girl. So......for all of you who felt the need to reply to this post with ridiculous comments I must ask, Don't you have anything better to do?

Do you have any before and after pictures? I can only imagine how scary you must have looked before all the plastic surgery cause your face never changes in any of the pics. Its like a face of stone. Keep hitting those tanning beds cause in a few more years you will need a lot more botox, nose job, tit job, etc, etc, etc.......Did I forget anything? Lipo??????

is the loft the after hours place in nutley? or did that not happen? can someone help me im confused........

every pic ive seen from every club like deko,metro,joey's,river street, etc,etc, has been nothing but pure cheese. Especially that pic of those girls which appears in every post. Its a disgrace. Get some style girls and stop copying each other. You all look like shit............trust me!!!!!!

The deal is that this is all a publicity stunt just like the wedding before with chris. Whenever miss thing has some new venue coming out she always makes it a point to do an interview and get married. She is the new Liz Taylor. The ring was probably borrowed from harry winston just like a lot of other shit she wears and I'm sure big ben didnt just fork up 3.5 million for that rock on the spot. Give me a break already. Im not saying i dont like her music cause i do but in the acting department i think she needs a little help. She's turning into a sellout. WHATEVER I'm over jlo and i used to love ben but now im not so sure. As the saying goes:opposites attract! Enough with the publicity bullshit....you need a ghetto rat who will whip your ass bitch!!!

ahhhhhh if i were going to have sex with one famous person he would at least have to be hung so i could get off......I'll go with either allan houston, rick fox or michael jordan.........I think I would be satisfied with any of those three.........oh wait i forgot tyson beckford(delicious)

maybe some day soon....so what do you look like?

Accepted!!!!! Glad to see you like my sense of humor. That's always a plus.....

no actually im quite ugly. Its a shame i was born so ugly. Its sucks cause i never get guys, i never hook up(im a virgin) and im always upset that guys never look at me in clubs......Oh well maybe some plastic surgery will help. If you asked me if i have a great personality then i would have said yes. But even sponge bob is hotter than me. Im sorry did i dissapoint you? Im not the hottie you thought i was or maybe i am and im just not saying so......

No not at all but i think sponge bob is a hottie don't you? anyway im just telling it like it is and trust me i know exactly what you are talking about......Didnt know you had to be a rocket scientist to post on clubplanet:rolleyes:

Think about the way you treat girls in general. The things you say and the way you act toward them and maybe you will realize its not the girls who are fucked up, its you. Or your probably choosing the wrong girls.......most of them in the club scene are morons anyway so go to your local library and while your there go to the self help section on not being an asshole and then maybe you'll get somewhere. Girls dont like assholes they like a man who keeps them guessing. Its a fucking game and you obviously dont know how to play it babe!!!!!!!

Either>>>>Take my problems to the dance floor or dance at the disco.............

Cessa(the old twirl) on 23rd and 7th was off the hook last night.......Hottest crowd I've seen in a real long time........Music was good(I dont know who the dj is), lots of hot guys and girls and a real good vibe........If you can go on saturday nights.....I heard it has also been good on thurs and fridays.......

AHHHHHH!!!!! I must admit I had the sickest sex with my ex today and it was absolutely amazing!!!!! WE haven't had sex in like 2 months and then this morning for the first time in months he decided to finally come to my house. It only took a few seconds of passionate kissing(he is the fucking best) and then we had each other naked in 5 seconds and he did the sickest things to me that no man will ever do.....I hooked up with other men and let me tell you these guys are pathetic!!!!!! Couldn't get a woman off if their lives depended on it...Now I feel like I took 3 hits of ex and Im on a high like you cant even imagine. We are probably going to miss each other even more than ever but DAMN he really is the fucking best........ He should seriously think about giving other guys lessons on how to make a woman feel good......Maybe one day we can work out our differences and get back together cause I dont know if i will ever get over him........

Do yourself a favor honey.......get laid while you can and you will love it!!!!! if you wait for that one special someone you'll be hooked on him for lifeb/c he will be your first........better off doing it with someone you really dont care that much about it will save you lots of agony!!!!!