lol... Those are some pretty big shoes to fill in your absence... may I suggest putting 4 slinkies side by side and wrap them with an oversized armani sweater with "Temps Mayor" written on the back and then they might pass as you.... designate the guy on the left to grab any girl that walks by, the guy on the right will pump his fists to the bass and the two guys in the middle bump each other's heads together violently and you got the man, myth, legend known as Roddiga!!! I'll def hook you up before your next gig... come thru.. I'll be out back by the lake playing real life duck hunt