foodidoo

Gotti was a horrible leader

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K is produced by little green goblins who watch you while you take a shit

who cares

ok first point you guys havent figured out the fact that you are all just feeding him the opportunity to get attention for his comments. Second point wiping Rich Luzzi's ass is just so unsanitary and nasty.

siiiiiick:rolleyes:

pussy is good

dancerbar do you dj?

as for you keep fighting..Look in that mirror daily and say to yourself " I suck, atleast I have a nice record collection" and you will be ok in life.

ok ok everyone shut the fuck up you all suck and so do I but it doesn't stop me from breaking out the old My First Sony turntables and mixer.

Ill you had K-nose:laugh: :laugh: I will post mine after work today

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Actually Paul Oakenfold gave me his personal promo copy eight months ago. And for the record it has been playing at Casbah for 3 months now.

true that

speaking of Harry Potter say hi to Ernie

Maintaining, keeping in the same lane, Chilling, You? 1

Would he take his shirt off?

I pay $3600 for 3 cars

yeah hitting parked ones are better

Is this Mike Da Hat?

saw this on another board... thought you guys might find this funny and true... hehe How to Shower Like a Woman 1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. 2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. 3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror make mental note to do more sit-ups. 4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone. 5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage 6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. 7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes. 8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. 9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. 10. Complain because your husband had been eating your gingernut and jaffa cake body wash. 11. Rinse conditioner off! hair. 12. Shave armpits and legs. 13. Turn off shower. 14. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. 15. Get out of shower onto a floor towel. Dry with a towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. 16. Hang floor towel on side of tub. 17. Check entire body for zits, tweeze unwanted hairs. 18. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. 19. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. How To Shower Like a Man 1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. 2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound. 3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. 4. Get in the shower. 5. Wash your face. 6. Wash your armpits. 7. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. 8. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower. 9. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. 10. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. 11. Shampoo your hair. 12. Taste your wife's ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. 13. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. 14. Pee. 15. Rinse off and get out of shower. (What's a floor towel?) 16. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. 17. Admire wiener size in mirror again. 18. Leave shower curtain open, water on floor, light and fan on. 19. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again. 20. Throw wet towel on bed.

Funny I always pictured him as a fighter pilot

boing

notice nobody has admitted to Burger King yet.