dirtysanchez

I couldn't give a fuck if the chick was bald, as long as her clam is shaved and she has nice tits. As, always --the dirty one

Ladies do tell...help us fellas out...shit I've dont it all...but excess info couldn't be bad. What feels the best?

Bro, to keep the magic u must and i repeat must, be creative!! A good start is to grab urself some wigs....make her wear them and if ya want u can even picture someone else. Next get toys, but u keep them, do not let her keep them, she will like her toys better than ur manhood. A good donkey punch during sex here and there wont hurt either. Talk shit to her too...they love it. Any more questions rely on the dirty one --D Sanchez

My fav club song is "I like to move it move it" by reel 2 reel -- the dirty one

The dirty sanchez is when you are banging a girl doggie style and u then commence to bury 1 finger in her starfish (asshole) then reach around and swipe it under her nose giving her a nice mustache...hence the Dirty Sanchez ---D Sanchez (name inspired by www.bangbus.com

Bro ur not kidding man..my aunt has a condo in Brickell Bay and I chill in Miami like 2x a year and Deep was sluts galore..i got ass everyitme i went there

you people from Miami are great I with u would click 'jersey' and post this Guido shit im fuckin dyin laughin

its very funny actually...try livin in north jersey

nah i have enough of the best clubs in world up in NYC 15 min from me so I wasnt looking for anything extravagent..and Deep was a little lounge with sluts

I am from North Jersey and despise Guidos!!!!! We call them 'how ya doin' boys. I am born and raised in NJ and 50% Italian and would rather die than be labeled a J-lo sunglass wearin, tank top in the winter rocking, gold chain havin', blown out spike hair having, Steroid doing...jesus christ on a crutch I am surrounded by guidos up here!!!!!

I was so geeked one time I pissed right at the bar...all over the bar and no one even noticed:laugh:

I live in North Jersey and occasionally fly down to Miami, and I had a bangin time @ club deep...get back @ me if any of you club heads go there a lot. Laters

I once did it in a bed!!!

The Dirty Sanchez is excellent...or perhaprs the Roman War Helmet or the Chicken Cutlet? All good moves for club bathrooms or secluded dark club corners...hollerrrr

yo does my picture work..its a classic

none of my god damn pictures will upload

Im meeting him now...yahhh..so we can lift weights so we dont look like girly men..yah. ps if u know where I can achieve "blowout" status lemme know...my barber wont to it!

I am a very funny man...i wanna give a shout to mystify and her man...redicilo something!! and besides them i have no friends

What should I wear out to a club..i am new at this stuff...I just moved from Arkansas! Help? I take it I shouldnt shop @ Walmart...someone said that it's not big out here. Thank You

"Joel, sometimes you just gotta say what the fuck..." ----Risky Business

Sex Board, its just a question and it's relevant to a club? Get one of those freaky exstacy chicas man...you're in. My one friend nailed this chic in Roxy bathroom. so dont be skkkurrd...just answer the question.

So I was wondering if any of you clubbers have gotten head in a club? If so, please let me hear your stories...ladies are encouraged to reply...Ladies have you gotten head in a club...throw that fella down to his knees and make up....ahh you get the picture. Replies encouraged!